Scandinavian history

Why does the term "scandinavian/nordic history" even exist? The whole Nordic has always been culturally and geopolitically insignificant thoroughout history, except for Sweden. We have also btfo every single one of you in wars and taken permanent clay in Norway/Denmark

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dano-Swedish_War_(1657–58)
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish–Norwegian_War_(1814)
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Swedish_Crusade

Other urls found in this thread:

express.co.uk/news/world/641223/Swedish-police-being-ATTACKED-as-they-struggle-in-NO-GO-ZONES-as-migrant-crime-rockets
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_Estonia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seima-Turbino_phenomenon
terheninenmaa.blogspot.com/2015/11/indigenous-european-hunter-gatherer.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birch_bark_letter_no._292
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_Jante
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Sorry_Day
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Tell me about Swedish culture :3

maybe because you're ignorant?
the goths had a profound impact on history.

>being friendly to strangers and immigrants
>except finns

Rubbing your dick to the past does not excuse your current situation jokkmokk

>We have also btfo
Well seems like blow someone off became your tradition your nation take a little to close to the word

Why is Sweden keeping the Finnish man down?

What situation?

express.co.uk/news/world/641223/Swedish-police-being-ATTACKED-as-they-struggle-in-NO-GO-ZONES-as-migrant-crime-rockets

because we're semi-pale, therefore the uninitiated consider us white and give a pass to people who discriminate us

Swedish time is remembered here as "the good old swedish days". Not joking.

>we

you are ok Korhonen

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_Estonia

Estonians have some mental issues about these things even more than Finns ever could

This, why do they keep doing that? We are yellow enough to be bullied by swedes but too white to be cultural enrichers

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That's revolting. Finnish people are always welcome to set up their Yurts here

Now I'm triggered

It's true, you were our 20th century equvalent of refugees, thanks for mopping swedish floors and cleaning our toilets Pekka

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some autist actually made a page
wew

Imagine if that was swede finding abdul, a homeless refugee raping his girlfriend in that same bush. Now that would be an outrage. Explain yourselves sweden

>autist

It's made and edited by your ministry of culture and shit.

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kek

>I could be in the forest, eating poisonous mushrooms and drinking blood
>But the swedes came and cucked us with christianity

well they are the autists they

Good finn, now spread your message to all finnish kangz on this site

t. Cai-Göran Cuckström.

Nice try but an advanced iron age culture existed in Sortavala. Western Finns rolling around in shit might sadly have been the case though.

>Now that would be an outrage
what are you talking about, said swede would be in ecstasy over it

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its simply becayse sweden is ran by people with narrow leftist mindset where skin pigment is the only racial attribute and that more darker you are the more oppressed you are.
>Finns are white by western standards so theyre not really a group of people in ethnic manner so i can ridicule them with sweeping generalization and 1700th century stereotypes without it being racist
t. swedish leftists

>That statement not being totally 100% true

Sweden in a nutshell. It is still acceptable to portray Finns as retarded alcoholics and other racist stereotypes and simultaneously promoting having mulatto children.

facts can't be racist and they don't care for your feelings. Finns, being a Uraloid people, are predisposed to alcoholism like their Amerindian cousins

the Swedish book is correct

It isn't, Finnic people were pastoral metallurgists and were way more advanced than the Paleolithic I1 huntergatherer forebears of Swedes.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seima-Turbino_phenomenon

Very soon Cai-Göran will call archaeology and linguistics a Pro-Finnic "power fantasy".
The fact that it terrifies him so much does prove that there is a lot of power involved.

Hahahahahahahahahaha, kang

Funny, considering that we're the most Indo-European people in Europe genetically. Greeks on the other hand are ugly swarthoids and a byproduct of Albano-Turko-Slavic rape.

terheninenmaa.blogspot.com/2015/11/indigenous-european-hunter-gatherer.html

>It is still acceptable to portray Finns as retarded alcoholics
Pekka, we've known you guys for a long time now. We know you very well. You being drunken idiots is not a prejudiced opinion, it is simply fact.

That wasnt the point. The point is that refugees rape etc everyone know it but if you would put it in a childrens book in sweden think about what would happen. But they can put an alcoholic finn in that book and nobody cares. Why?

>Cai-Göran
You know that's not actually a name, right? Sure, you could name your child that, but I don't think anyone ever has.

>can't refute irrefutable archeological, genetic and linguistic evidence
>let me post this meme image instead
like clockwork

It's the commonly accepted name for the Finland-Swedish propaganda troll who speaks broken Finnish and tries to spread false information here.
There could be more than one but it doesn't matter.

because refugees raping is a false exaggerated stereotype. alcoholic Finns is truth

you're Uraloids from Siberia, my aboriginal friend

Oh boy, it's one of these threads again.

Can all kangs please leave right now? STOP RUINING MY FUCKING THREADS YOU FILTHY MONGOLS

Because refugee rapists are something you hear about, but don't see. Finnish drunkards collapsed in a bush or similar is something everyone has seen and something that you may need to explain to a child. Also, it's a children's book. You can't very well have rape in it.

Whatever you say, my swarthy manlet friend.

But it was a Fenno_Swede who derailed the thread with misinformation.
Finns only post stone cold facts.

the guy on the bottom right is a tanned Finn btw. his name is Aapo Jarvi, he's my neighbor

Vuosia kestäneen ekstensiivisen lurkkaamisen jälkeen oon huomannut, että suomalaisia on ihan vitun helppo röllätä. (You):ta satelee pienimmällekin provolle melkein aina pumppilimittiin asti.

Alussa ajattelin, että ehkä tää on vain uusihomojen kokemattomuutta, ja ne sitten myöhemmin ymmärtää että paras tapa välttyä paskanjauhannalta on olla antamatta huomiota, mutta ei. Te ootte lisänny pökköä pesään ja ulkomaalaiset on huomanneet tän haavoittuvaisuuden, josta johtuen meistä jauhetaan paskaa kellon ympäri.

Elikäs tässä pari vinkkiä lautailijaveteraanilta:

Jos huomaat paskanjauhantaa tai selvää provosointia, ilmoita lanka kuumataskuille jos siihen on syytä jonka jälkeen hidetät langan. Mutta jos on ihan pakko vastata, niin käytä vähintääkin sagea. Näin esim. hurrit selviyty niiden jatkuvasta paskomisesta. Ei oo kauheasti näkynyt ruottalaisten simputusketjuja viimeaikoina.

Ei mulla muuta. t. lautalijapro master

You just dont want to understand do you? If that book was laughing at niggers whatever they would be doing, like going to collect welfare, it probably would have been banned already.

Agreed, Swedes are burning their country to the ground as we speak and have to look to the past to make themselves feel better, pathetic.

>Actually Relevant Tier

Russia

>Almost Relevant Tier

Sweden

>Irrelevant Tier

Norway
Denmark
Finland

>WTF is this shit TIER

Estland
Lettland
Litauen

>Absolute 100% Irrefutable Meme Tier

Poland

>this thread

Loving these daily swedish insecurity threads.
Peaking early isn't a good thing, enjoy islam Sven.

Facts: before us you didn't know how to write and still worshipped pagan gods (neither is a sign of being particularly developed)

>Georg Sigurd Wettenhovi-Aspa (born. Wetterhoff-Asp, 7 May 1870, Helsinki – 18 February 1946) was a Finnish painter, sculptor, poet, composer, linguist, racehygienist, inventor, architect, freemason, egyptologist and Fennoman who admired Adolf Hitler He is best known for his fantastic theories of the past of the Finnish people which he considered them to be descent from Ancient Egypt.


WE

See t. other

Both the alphabets you've used(Runic and Latin) came from Italy.
Good job, you managed to be taught how to write by people you had contact with.

So did we.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birch_bark_letter_no._292

>SD Is second largest party
>Immigration has been severily restricted
>We've began deporting refugees
>We send many of our refugees to all our neighbors kek
We'll be fine

If you think about it Norway is the only country to successfully implement a socialist nation. Smart folk. Much better than the swedes.

>You

Who? Some random tribesmen thousands of years ago? That's not me nor did YOU bring anything here. It was finns who then started to use latin script with finnish. Swedes weren't any particular saints here. you just set up shop here we wanted or not since there wasn't as many of us compred to you.


This is as pointless as an online discussion can get, drop it.

t: Other.

He suffered from a hereditary mental illness caused by inbreeding which made him act incoherently. Perhaps the same one that our resident Finland-Swedish propaganda troll suffers from.

k, keep me posted
>Meanwhile in malmö

facts: before christianity was introduced to sweden you were violent snowniggers worshipping pagan gods.

Everyone has to start somewhere. Youre mostly known as vikings anyways so its hard for me to understand why do you laugh at finns being pagans at some point of history

They used oil gibs to make it happen
I would have to say the d*nes did it more impressively

It gives them something to compare at since they fail to be relevant in the scandie relevancy listing opposed to norway or Denmark.

very wrong. Sweden is the Scandinavian country with the most impressive cultural, scientific and political record by far

The difference is, we willingly adopted civilization as a result of sending great expeditions down to Greece to study their ways.

While you were dragged kicking and screaming into civilization by our sword. Would you really consider that your own achievement?

And still they fail to impress anyone by it.

And that can be said that sweden is a country that hasn't had any military confrontation, occupation or disaster in 200 years timespan. They even monkeyed on marshall aid after ww2 whilst not being affected negatively by it at all since they sold iron to germany practically the whole war.


There's a reason why they're called the jew of the north.

wow swedes integrated almost empty landmass and call it an achievement? I'm impressed, i thought you actually had something to be proud about. There wasn't even bloody half million of us in 1750

Your post is lies. We willingly adopted to civilization. As swedes mass baptized finns in lakes, the word about christianity started spreading over finland and we quickly become christian and "european". There was no dragging finns with swords. if there was show sources, other than your birger jarl im made of stone autism that you use to bully us for no reason

If you were to study history, you' know the danes were at least as big jews as us. No other country from the nordic was a great power and no other country from the Nordic was ever culturally relevant

Perhaps when we know them half as well as we know you, we as a culture will be able to pass our judgement of them the way we do of you.

>No other country from the nordic was a great power and no other country from the Nordic was ever culturally relevant


Denmark?

Except Sweden

You don't know us and we don't know you and it shows just by the way people talk in this thread. Get a grip and go outside.

Sweden obviously

Nah i'd say danes were more influental and "great power" than sweden ever was.

Sweden has only ever been relevant for the briefest moment in the local sphere. The only globally important Nordic country is Denmark (+Norway) in that it has contributed more to geopolitics than bullying Poles that one time.

We know you better than anyone, Pekka.

Wrong, otherwise Denmark would have a period called "Denmarks time of great power" or something similar, they were a long time the most powerful regional power. But that doesn't really mean much.

Denmark lived in the most Pleasant conditions and had higher population than Norway and Sweden combined.

Sweden was also relevant to culture in the 20th century, you can probably name plenty of Sweden related things from the 20th century, can you do the same for Denmark?

So, sweden, where a guy got fired and sued for having a picture of finnish ww2 plane in facebook (the swastika on the plane was offensive according to you swedes), its perfectly okay to show children racist attitudes in books just because you "know what finns are like"
But you guys dont know what niggers are like? after all the rioting and shit your cultural enrichers do that is in news at least in finland

The eternal swedish arrogance will never disappear.

Not like you finns have the most positive opinion about us either desu

You're the arrogant ones, I'm just stating facts. You have things going for you that we don't, but being innovators ain't one.

they act like elementary school bullies. Everywhere, on Sup Forums and in real life

youre doing exactly this:"your fault that you got pissed at us for bullying you"

>period called "Denmarks time of great power"

I think that's called Kalmar Union kiddo

We never cared for you, it's called indifference and the occasional bög joke. But it's nice to see so many of you were so happy to come here in ww2 to get themselves killed :^)


doubt it if this thread's anything to go by.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_Jante

I HATE DENMARK SO FUCKING MUCH I CRY ALL THE FUCKING TIME AT NIGHT BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH I JUST WANT TO SHIT ALL OVER THAT STUPID FUCKING PLACE FUCK THEY PISS ME OFF SO FUCKING MUCH FUCK YOU DENMARK YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING COUNTRY AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Sorry_Day

Finno Norwegian double dicking of sweden when?
It will be glorious

Swedes fail at every last one of these, wew.

Norway shit all over the other skandis, Sweden was always full of pussies - like binland. Nordic r8, based version:

1st. All mighty Norway, the real land of the Vikings
2nd. Baltics, Big Z land and legit blonde babes
3rd. Mongolian Binland, with stronk Kahn genes and an average 2000 IQ
4th. Denmark, they tried to work, but could only achieve something on the sacred land of Norway, blanding up with: sweedcucks, irishgingetpussy, stronk Alberto Barbosa female slaves and more kinds of slaves
5th. Sweedcucks, never achieved a damn thing, were beaten up by baltics several times, and got full cuck mode when nazis invaded them

noscoped lol