I LOVE alternative music user haha, mainstream sucks! I'm pretty indie

>I LOVE alternative music user haha, mainstream sucks! I'm pretty indie
>Have you heard Arctic Monkeys and Lana del Rey?

*turns 360 and walks away*

Yes I really like their music. Can I fuck you? Can I slam my cock inside of you? I want to make some gut salad in your ovary dish. We can go hard or soft, your choice really. If you like, I can even let you wet your pinky and rim my asshole with it while I fuck you in the missionary position.

are you retarded? 360 isnt walkign away

you're really bad at maths aren't you

I could be talking about my local mainstream scene.

show her my dope grimeth tattoo and accidentally pull out benis

Lana del Rey might not be indie, but she's definetly a FAT FUCK

holy shit look at this fat fuck

what happend to thin Lana?

>I love posting on 4chin, normie forums suck! I'm pretty intelligent
>Have you seen my unoriginal strawman meme thread that has already been posted millions of times before? :)

Turn 360 and moonwalk away. GG EZ.

How is she wrong? Both Lana Del Rey and Arctic Monkeys are indie

walk away before people here will eat you alive

what the fuck is indie

I'd punch her in her fucking face and spit on her unconscious body
Before walking away, I'd slide under her arm a copy of Swans - Filth but it would be incredibly damaged so she could only imagine what it sounded like.

>he doesn't know what indie is

>>...y-y-yea i love indie too
>> have u heard of swans...
>> n-n-no? haha that's cool they aren't that good anyways

>they aren't that good anyways
but this is actually true?

How about instead of being an ass, you, shall we say, help "expand her horizons."

It's unlikely you'll ever get a woman who looks as good as that.

Wha-wha-what? You just walk the same direction you big goofy!

atleast i can find a woman that isn't obese

more like Lardass del Rey amirite boys?

Are they that good?

They are pretty one dimensional emotionally.

More like Lana Del Weigh

...

more like Lana del fat

thicc

they do that one dimension better than anyone else

That makes them just alright.

Yeah I have they're pretty good, you know I actually have an original copy of born to dievon vinyl, we should go back to my place and listen to it.


(I actually do have a copy I love lana unironically fight me Faggots)

>I LOVE alternative music femanon haha, mainstream sucks! I'm pretty indie
>Have you heard Animal Collective and Death Grips?

the only people that don't like Lana are the ones that haven't listened to any of her music expect her singles

Too fucking savage lmao

what do you accomplish by doing this?

Oh are the the non-single tracks written and produced by herself without help, not under the guise of a made-up persona, and somehow have the artistic credibility the singles are lacking?

No of course not fuck you

what do you mean? obviously to get to know her better and let her know my interests

fat and no tits sucks

>see this thread as I'm listening to Arctic Monkeys
well then

Thats what we call thicc my brehs