The fairer sex edition (title is little bit naughty hehe)
(brit)
>talk to a girl with the intention of making her my gf
>after a few days of talking, realise she's quite thick
>after a few weeks of talking, realise she's a slag
>after a few months of talking, realise she's mental and just an all round awful human being
Fucks sakes, what an utter waste of time
And I have to do this shit every single time i want to get a gf? What the fuck.
mum says i'm not allowed to shave my head cause the bags under my eyes will make me look like a crackhead
LOOK AT DA TOP OF 'ER HEAD
Most people gf after a few weeks and spend the rest of the relationship working out the last bit
>women in the gym
WEATHER WARS
only a michronic amount, a small amount of what HAARP does is in the atmosphere, its bouncing off the aurora borealis, and then resonating back through in a deep earth communication program to satellites and other things, through the planet, it's communicating through the satellites down to the submarines
>cunt walks in front right when he delivers the smack
/ded/
why u want to shave your head you twat
are you getting conscripted
The far-left with mainstream media collusion are literally fanning the fires of a western civil war
doing some good ol' friday afternoon CAD
thoughts on season 2 boys?
NAW JULIEN MAH FUCKEN SON AIN'T GONNA LOOK LIKE NO FUCKEN CRACKHEAD CUNT
cause i'm sick of having long hair and i hate my face too much to think any sort of hairstyle would look good
can't stop sweating
Why did Himmler look all asian and shit lads? haha
*switches on a dyson hot fan next to you*
nothin personell
Germans tend to look a little Asian for a reason. Hunnic genes
The gf
Why did Hitler look all jewish and shit lads? haha
how long we talking about?
I think u might be a lil harsh on yourself
Got back from a job interview lads. Gonna be working some shadow shifts at a literal castle.
>It was in late 2014 that Pratchett realised he was not the same writer he used to be. “We had a good day working on the biography and he said to me: ‘Rob, Terry Pratchett is dead.’ Completely out of the blue. I said: ‘Terry look at the words you have written today. It is fantastic.’ And he said: ‘No, no. Terry Pratchett is dead.’”
just back from interviewing some runt who thinks he has this gig at the castle i own
cartwheeling at the state of the lad
*hisses loudly at you from a crack in the skirting board*
*scampers away*
a bit past my shoulder blades i guess
>not having short hair in hot weather
wew lads, it's freezing here and I've still got a skinfade
do have a reputation of the local hooligan to keep up though
greb
>actually putting women in charge of anything
How absolutely suicidal as a nation do you have to be?
youtube.com
best initial d song
good morning friends
>opens image in a new tab
>black backround
>image is centred
???
fuck off back to bed you fat cunt
we don't want to speak to you
I love that man
did a giggle at this
Amazing, need porn of this.
think our current minister of defence is doing alright desu
For fans of The Beatles 2bh
it probably looks better than you think
cant know for sure tho
Did the man drive the car?
Did he turn the wheel a bit better than the other men did he?
they must be fake
oh yes he did
mornin
Alri little white boy?
is £1.49 per meal too much?
did the man throw the ball sideways?
did the other man charge at him?
pls no bully
its nearly 1 you lazy twat
it doesn't. it's way too thick and i don't take any care of it.
i don't want long hair i just don't want to go to a hairdresser/barber
or fucking what you cretin
go on, clear off. you're vile and repulsive
Reminiscing over the peng I saw earlier
did the man go down a track really quickly?
quicker than the other men, yeah?
going to go do a FNS (fully naked shit)
oh yes he did
shampoo and conditioner? ain't that enough?
its like the size of a horses knob
Not memeing but you seems have those autism spectrum, a lot of them think everyone just being weird except one.
shall I wank or go to the gym
I already know what I'm going to do but I'd be interested to hear your thoughts
>food is literally being rationed in the uk
screeching
update: shit went very well, bowels are relieved
Go to the gym and wank after, consume spunk for extra preotens
i don't use them
ah yes, the so called aryan race
cheese and chorizo quesadillas for lunch. lovely.
use them desu
its not even much effort
but that's just my opinion
u can pick up the shaving machine if mommy allows
just like aussie internet.
> keep getting spam calls from london
ughhh REE FUCK OFF
how do these twats even get my number
genuinely can't get going in the morning without a swig of vodka and a cigarette anymore
i gave it to them
can't decide whether I want to put noodles or lentils into my chicken soup
i don't need to
trust me long hair will never suit an androgynous manlet
both
where do you think most jannys are from?
neither
...
got some tesco cheese omelettes in the oven
very cultured indeed
Guarantee my internet is better than yours, and it's actually unlimited (unlike those pesky fair use policies in the UK).
Meanwhile you are being rationed on fruit and vegetables.
the truth is racist
>that hairline
ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
Why would you rape someone if you didn't want them to pretend they hated it (remember all women like being controlled, they all fantasize about rape and they love it deep down)
Jeremy that's INSANE
ate a whole pizza lads
feel like shit
I once used nearly 100GB of MOBILE internet never mind actual internet
Really
Annoying
Communism
Inspired
Shaming
Tactic
>fantasize
fuck off yank
fat cunt
post fanny
think this aussie is trying to say something. i'll come back tomorrow when his internet finally sends it across.
youtube.com
tune lads
*rubs your tummy*
>Some supermarkets are rationing the amount of iceberg lettuce and broccoli customers can buy - blaming poor growing conditions in southern Europe for a shortage in UK stores.
thought you were memeing
lmao who gives a shit about veg anyway
rape is sometimes the only chance they have of having sex with that girl so its not because they want her to cry
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bad post, first warning
t. raped by emperor palpatine
>ask a film question on Sup Forums
>10 replies that might've have just been *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
thanks Sup Forums
fishmouth syndrome tho