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Charles Hughes
Cooper Gutierrez
gr8 r8 field woulda been a better name.
Jackson Williams
>not Guaranteed Rape Field
Alexander Adams
Guaranteed Rape
Joseph Bailey
this triggers me
Isaiah Reed
Makes sense, it is in the South Side after all.
Ayden Nelson
Kek
Josiah Reed
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Jordan Bell
How many people are shot in Chicago on any given weekend?
Tyler White
Guaranteed Shot would be more fitting.
Jace Stewart
Well they only count for 3/5ths of a person so someone do the math
Jayden Lee
About 16
(2,900 shootings/365 days)*2=15.8
The vast majority of these people survive though, if you're asking how many people get killed then it's about 3 (468 murders/365 days)*2=2.56
Dylan Davis
Doubles decides the nickname.
Jaxson James
'the rape
Eli Parker
...
Angel Powell
Still better than naming your stadium after an Arab airline.
Carson Lewis
The murder rate is not a guaranteed rate on any given day. It is heavily concentrated on weekends, especially in the summer. I think last weekend was 32 shot.
Jacob Perez
Baseball on life support
Ryder Davis
>Guaranteed R8
James Anderson
I was thinking the red sox were doing this for a second
Lucas Allen
that's a disgusting name
I'm a transplant living in Chicago and I love triggering Chicagoans by calling the "Sears Tower" the Willis Tower, so I will definitely be taking advantage of this utter trash name
Logan Rogers
Empty
Lucas Brooks
Guaranteed Empty Field
Gavin King
Guaranteed Boredom Stadium
William Reed
why
Luke Campbell
Both names are shit lmao
Brandon James
Hell user, I was born and raised in Chicago, and I too love triggering people by calling things by their corporate-owned-and-subsequently-changed names. Fucking CHICAGO PRIDE, MUH CITY HISTORY nerds get so fucking mad when you say the "wrong" name for something.
Mason Barnes
Who cares? It's all niggers killing each other; i hope the numbers go up.
Austin Kelly
Call it ill-a-noise instead of ill-a-noy too
Asher Jackson
I'm not even from Illinois and that annoys me.
Justin Moore
are you 16?