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azor jon, I mean,

AZOR JON

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Azor Jon!

Second for leslieposting.

Thread already ruined by:

JONAUTIST

1st for best waifu

You're talking to Stannis Baratheon, First of His name, rightful king of Westeros, king of the Andals and the first men, protector of the realm, Lord of Dragonstone, Lord Paramount of the Stormlands and Storm's End.

Azor Jon

2nd for gr8 leslie jokes

I'm convinced she's faking it.

Best character in the books.

Azor CUTE

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ITS LORD OF STORMS END

AND LORD PARAMOUNT OF THE STORMLANDS

YOU CANT BE A LORD PARAMOUNT OVER A CASTLE LIKE STORMS END

PLEASE IF YOU ARE GOING TO PRETEND LIKE YOU ARENT A PLEB DO IT RIGHT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK

First for Cleganebowl.

I unironically believe sweet girl and lesposting are the best memes to come out of this season

I'm certain she's not.

Perhaps her gimmick is being a caricature.

less of this

FROM THE DUSTY MESA
WITH NO SURVIVORS

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

>words was

somebody euthanize this beast

Not 'worked' as in 'changed it for the better resulting in a superior finished product'. Worked as in 'fans on the internet had influence over the finished product'.

I know he's not a paramount of a castle, but as Storm's End is the "main castle" of the Stormlands i thought it would be that way

CUTE!

What did she mean by this?

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kek. nice. got any more?

It's not clear in the show yet, but did he ever get to sleep with his wife? Frey said he spent his wedding night in a dungeon, but was that after the bedding?

First for Stannis, best king and rightful husbando of the Seven Kingdoms.

Even the biggest tryhards I know irl spew out better jokes than this crap. Wtf. Get your shit together, burgers!

You're missing this Bittersteel / Golden Company one

I want Ramsay to be Azor Ahai

I don't know whether or not Roslin (his wife) is pregnant

In the books he is but unsure if they are going to do it in the show too

Fuck, the writers could have spent 5 minutes with any fan and come up with a better Arya resolution than what we're getting

she seems like a sweet girl

i understand what you mean. it is still impossible

/saladdressing/ bro here

thanks user

>Jon Snu will soon have 4 valyrian steel blades
>the two blades from Ice
>Longclaw
>Heartsbane

Will it be enough to defeat the white walkers? To defeat 20 Good Men? To defeat the villian of the series, Ramsay Bolton?

there was no bedding.

Here.

I want a pup like that more than I want a gf

In the show or books? Because its not said whether or not there was in the show

how do we know? and thanks

extra sweet girl

First for BEST GIRL who will return to us in episode 10.

>[farts]

What did he mean by this?

>trust no one, not even yourself

book has bedding, show does not have.

>Chapter 33, AFFC:

>" ... The Blackfish pays his mummer's show no mind, so come evenfall Lord Edbure is taken down again. His wife's with child, did you know?"

>He hadn't. "Edmure bedded her, after the Red Wedding?"

>"He was bedding her during the Red Wedding. Roslin's a pretty little thing, hardly stoatish at all. And fond of Edmure, queerly. Perwyn tells me she's praying for a girl."

>Jaime considered that for a moment. "Once Edmure's son is born, Lord Walder will have no more need of Edmure."

as I thought

>I looked for you on Youtube,” GRRM said to them.

>“We were not there,” Ser Preston answered.

>“Woe to the Hacks if we had been,” said Ser Benny.

>“When Season Six came, Ser DABID slew your Dornish Master Plan with a stronk snek, and I wondered where you were.”

>“Far away,” Ser Preston said, “or Quentyn would yet be alive, and our false showwriters would burn in seven hells.”

>“I came down on the Hugos to attack the Puppies,” GRRM told them, and the authors Gaiman and King sided with me, and all our feminist fans hollered and hooted. I was certain you would be among them.”

>“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Marcus.

>“Lady Linda is fled to Westeros.org, with Elio and the wiki. I thought you might have left with her.”

>“Lady Linda is a good autist and true,” said Ser Benny.

>“But not of the Tinfoilguard,” Ser Preston pointed out. “The Tinfoilguard does not flee.”

>“Then or now,” said Ser Marcus. He donned his "Stannis is alive".

>“We swore a theory,” explained autistic Ser Preston.

>GRRM’s Salad Dressings moved up beside him, with a pizza in hand. They were 168 pages against three.

>“And now it releases,” said Ser Preston Jacobs, the Sweet of the Robin. He unsheathed 1000 Worlds and held it with both hands. The video series was longer than essays, alive with aspergers.

>“No,” GRRM said with hunger in his voice. “Now it ends.

Thanks m8.

Anyone else got any more?

>GURM CARED MORE ABOUT A SALAD THAN PRESTON

>HOW CAN PRESTONFAGS DEFEND THIS? KEK

>GURM CARED MORE ABOUT A SALAD THAN PRESTON

>HOW CAN PRESTONFAGS DEFEND THIS? KEK

>GURM CARED MORE ABOUT A SALAD THAN PRESTON

>HOW CAN PRESTONFAGS DEFEND THIS? KEK

>GURM CARED MORE ABOUT A SALAD THAN PRESTON

>HOW CAN PRESTONFAGS DEFEND THIS? KEK

>GURM CARED MORE ABOUT A SALAD THAN PRESTON

>HOW CAN PRESTONFAGS DEFEND THIS? KEK

>GURM CARED MORE ABOUT A SALAD THAN PRESTON

>HOW CAN PRESTONFAGS DEFEND THIS? KEK

>GURM CARED MORE ABOUT A SALAD THAN PRESTON

>HOW CAN PRESTONFAGS DEFEND THIS? KEK

>GURM CARED MORE ABOUT A SALAD THAN PRESTON

>HOW CAN PRESTONFAGS DEFEND THIS? KEK

>GURM CARED MORE ABOUT A SALAD THAN PRESTON

>HOW CAN PRESTONFAGS DEFEND THIS? KEK

>GURM CARED MORE ABOUT A SALAD THAN PRESTON

>HOW CAN PRESTONFAGS DEFEND THIS? KEK

>GURM CARED MORE ABOUT A SALAD THAN PRESTON

>HOW CAN PRESTONFAGS DEFEND THIS? KEK

was it autism?

got it. Have some Ros for gratitude

>“Lady Linda is a good autist and true,

fucking kek

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my sides.more sweet girl please??

But the Stony Dornishmen bordered The Seven.

>tfw jon, salsa and davos have taken Stannis' story
>tfw its more pathetic and convuloted because RamRam is a cleche
>tfw no tactical trickery and genius battle formations will happen and its just a charge attack
>DABID

Gurm's? Probably. But in Gurm's defense, Preston doesn't seem like the best supper partner.

Got any more of this set pham/?

thank you bro

Wow, it fits nicely.

Eat and be marry, my /saladdressing/ bro.

No shit, he went there with the intention of prodding gurm about his tinfoil theories

Someone photoshop the brazzers logo on that.

Of course, my Dornish friend.

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Checked.
Probably the most sane thing she has typed.

So, like every other follower of the convention?

Or do you think people genuinely visited it because gorge is good company?

That's legal to wear in public, you know.

it does have a "it's another deathstar" feel to it, but without the burning of princesses motif.

wish there was video of that

check out this video I found
it's Esme spanking some chick in slow mo
vimeo.com/13707104

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more sweet girl will come after new episode

youtube.com/watch?v=mnaU8brEg7k

Well yeah, but I bet most of the questions he gets are stuff like "will arya meet gendry" or "will syrio come back"

You are confusing Dornishmen with South Islanders.

Areo is not Dornish.

Thanks user
>Performance: Esme Bianco and Valeria
>Valeria
Coincidence?

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I don't but I wish I did now..

you are now imagining a sixsome

Dinner isn't a good time for pestering. Blood sugar might be low, tempers can flash, etc. Save that for the after dinner wine.

also check out this
slashnude.com/photos/1/esme-bianco-nude-to-share-her-bloody-body-of-work-4224-2.jpg

Did Kit bring his own crate for that photo or did he have to improvise?

Anymore examples of love is the death of duty?

>Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark
>Robert Baratheon and the idea and memory of Lyanna Stark
>Ned Stark and Lyanna Stark (promise me, ned)
>Catelyn Stark and Bran (Tyrion's kidnapping)
>Robb Stark and Talisa
>Cersei to Jaime and their children

The only ones I could think of who chose duty over love was

>Stannis
>Jon Snow

and both died the same. I guess the point here is dont fucking listen to maester aemon

Littlefinger is the sole exception, doing duty and love both at the same time

He isn't from the "South Islands" either.

Jorah and his gold digger wife

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OZGE IS NOT LYANNA

THERE IS NO PROOF

SHE'S A TERRIBLE ACTRESS ANYWAY

FUUUUUCK OFF AVATARFAG

Rose

funny thing is, he is the tallest of them.

>tfw you are so sick of Lyannaposting you just want the reveal to fucking happen already

Noice.

The girls are crouching.

Where would you place Jorah?

love>duty

i mean he stopped the assassin in season 1 because he had a crush on Dany

Since he dated both of them he must love pictures like this.

>They'll bend the knee
>or
>I'll destroy myself

Nice one Stan the Man

Would've been suitable if the four females were of different races and there was a black guy instead of kit in there.

Well, yeah, Book Areo is Norvoshi, who are all white.

Same case with Saan.

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i don't think she dated emilia.

>implying all of tumblrinas are diversity-loving SJW divas

It's just a gathering of fangirls, mate. Muh cute Jon is their bread and salt.