NFL General: fuck you're QB edition

TEN:Mularkey: We will get Derrick Henry on field
CHI:J. Langford (foot) back in limited practice
ARZ:Cardinals WR Brown experiencing headaches
SEA:Carroll: Thomas Rawls will play Week 1 opener
NE:Gronkowski back at practice after 9 days away
WAS:Update: Pats ship C Bryan Stork to Redskins
SD:Report: Chargers, Bosa 'are nowhere' in talks
GB:Packers lose C Linsley to twice-torn hammy
CHI:Bears RG Long has 'labrum issue' in shoulder
GB:Jared Abbrederis to be Packers 'breakout' WR?
PHI:Eagles to 'feature' Sproles in the pass game
FA:Veteran WR Nate Washington axed by Patriots

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Let's just get the usual Patriots victim complex/butt hurt out of the way

/nfl/ and /fantasy/ discord

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>ITT Joe Flacco still not elite

>Carrying your obsession into the next thread
Can you not?

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>Baltimore Rats

>trying to jump over the pile to score
>expect not to get hit

come on man
i don't even like baltipoor or oldgay but that's some weak shit

>tfw the picture I made still gets used

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/08/24/chargers-statement-on-joey-bosa/
>chargers in full damage control

>i don't even like baltipoor or oldgay but that's some weak shit
That season, that was the first Rushing Touchdown the Baltimore Ravens allowed.

i think he just thinks it's a good play man, dial it back

>It came immediately after Baldwin had gone past Sherman and three-time All-Pro safety Earl Thomas for a long touchdown catch on a go-route down the numbers.

>Russell Wilson’s pass met Baldwin, last season’s NFL co-leader in TD receptions, in stride.

>And then it was on. As in, Stanford on Stanford.

>Sherman stomped across the line of scrimmage into the mass of offensive players behind that unit’s huddle. He went after Baldwin.

>Sherman’s arms flailed at the receiver’s helmeted head, his facemask and his shoulder-padded chest. Then they continued to yell at each other as coaches eventually separated them.

So many fights this offseason.

they roomed together coming out of college, and then had to separate because doug baldwin is a little psycho

Baldwin and Sherman are buddies, they're just messing around.

Post bet tattoo desu pls

christian hackenberg WILL win championships for the jets

>That has manifested in confrontations, like in Baldwin's rookie year in Seattle when he lived with his college teammate Richard Sherman. One day Sherman, sick of arguments over dishes and whatnot, pulled off the freeway so they could fight. (They didn't. Sherman also does not recall this particular incident, such was the frequency of the dust-ups.) Baldwin moved out with four months remaining on their lease.

>"Doug is like the little brother I never wanted," Sherman says. "I want him to be happy. I'm like: Dude, relax."

So who's to blame for the Bosa situation?

Chargers? Bosa? Both?

yeah the 3x preseason benchwarmer award lmao

Chargers

Angry Doug Baldwin.

G-go puckers...

seems like Bosa just really does not want to play for their franchise and they failed to detect that and get a trade done while he still had tons of buzz value (the draft)

Bosa is basically saying he won't sign and go back into the draft for 2017 even if that means he won't get drafted as highly.

I like the theory that the Charger FO are doing this on purpose to distance the fan base and make the move to LA easier. Seems pretty dumb though. They'd want to retain as many fans as possible.

the chargers FO is just terrible
no other team has players consistently hold out like this over the years

>I like the theory that the Charger FO are doing this on purpose to distance the fan base and make the move to LA easier.

That's retarded. The Chargers had a solid fanbase in San Diego and LA will never accept them. Even before the Rams moved back, if the Chargers were the only NFL team in LA, LA still wouldn't accept them.

So, it sounds like exactly the sort of thing the Chargers FO would do.

Chargers
I think he would have been fine with it had they not been jews, but now bitterness has set in about the whole situation.

Chargers have always tried to jew their players. They did it to Rivers and Tomlinson. If I were Bosa I'd not sign too, even if it meant getting gutted in the next draft.

re entering the draft would be the worst possible move for Bosa

it'll likely cost him 10mil +

considering he is trying to squeeze the ever-loving fuck out of this day, he wont give up that much cash

r-right guys?

>They did it to Rivers and Tomlinson

and Jammer, and Merriman, and Cromartie

but it was also a different era, players had to fight for everything
the money is slotted now, so you get what you get what you get

they're fighting over principal and peanuts

>tfw your team is shit
what's her name?

Why Joey...why dean....

Excuse me, guys. I'm looking for the /Joey/ general. Is this it?

Browns desu

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>GB:Jared Abbrederis to be Packers 'breakout' WR?
Abbrederis is GOAT for a white boy. One of best route runners in NFL and Aaron Rogers openly lobbies for him to start. He'll be a long term reliable Wes Welker type once he reaches his prime and gets bulked up more.

holy fuck

Chargers BTFO

are the chargers the worst organization in baseball?

If the Pats were an underage qt, Old Bay would be locked up in jail tbqh

Yes, they are so bad of an NFL franchise that they are somehow also the worst organization in baseball too.

>fuck you are QB

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhnggggggh

at least the padres won't have to worry about being the worst baseball team in san diego anymore

Honestly, how close has that shit franchise ever been to an Owl? I really don't care enough to google it.

They made it once.

They got BTFO by the 49ers.

They made it. And then Steve Young happened.

the Californiab Owl

they never stood a chance

If the Pats were an alcoholic beverage, Old Bay would die from liver failure.

>translation: "i fucked up and if i don't get this deal for my client no player will hire me as an agent ever again"

How come PHILLIP RIVERS doesn't just deliver Owl after Owl? LL Cool J made him sound like the shit.

t. Chargers spin

cause San Diego is a cursed sports city

t. chargers fan

The NFL is getting worse every year

No homo but Jimmy G is fucking aesthetic as fuck

t. Joey Bosa

oldbays fault

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NFL teams should double their rosters and either double the length of the season or play twice a week

Everyone will be starting 5th stringers by week 4

this is one of the worst posts ive ever seen in this general

60 man roster to adjust to injuries and greedy stars eating cap.

discuss.

There should be 32 games and 2 teams for each club, a first team (best 53 players) and a second team (the next 53).

There should be one game each week. First teams play the odd numbered games (Games 1, 3, 5, etc.), while second teams play the even numbered games (games 2, 4, 6, etc.).

Odd numbered games are worth 1 point, and even numbered games are worth half a point.

The clubs with the most combined points from both teams at the end of the season send their first teams to the playoffs.

Second teams contribute to the club's overall points but do not get to play in the playoffs, only the first team.

Guys.

20 game season.

12 minute quarters.

It's the same amount of game time as 60 minutes 16 games.

What will be the most surprising win from any team this year?

this desu

>7 more players are more than enough

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>club

KILL

YOU

ARE

SELF

I want to say Pats lose to the Browns somehow but that's not happening, so I'm gonna go ahead and say the Titans magically beating the Broncos.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Football_League#Clubs

Or we could go 24 games with 10 minute quarters so that every team can play their whole conference every year right :D?!?!

Who is the worst poster in these threads?

Asking so i know who to filter.

me

no it's me

>lets randomly add more games for no reason thereby lowering the meaning of each individual game

yeah so ebin xDDDD

If it has a leaf, give it grief.

it's not worth filtering anyone regardless of how bad they are honestly, and besides you shouldn't need to have an automated system to stick fingers in your ears for you in order to ignore them.

Irrelevant

>pedo weeb neckbeard

every tripfag

i love how much tripfags cry about being filtered. if you want your safe space so much cry to gookmoot to remove the option

10 man standard scoring, it autodrafted off the list I made in ten minutes (hence two QBs and two TEs)

QB
Blake Bortles
Derek Carr

RB
Le'Veon Bell
Latavius Murray
T.J. Yeldon

WR
Jordy Nelson
Amari Cooper
Brandin Cooks
John Brown
Allen Hurns
Willie Snead

TE
Greg Olsen
Jason Witten

K
Stephen Gostkowski

D/ST
Chiefs

Only thing I don't care for is my D/ST but >implying not cycling them weekly

nfl fantasy rated my team a B-, and projected a last (10th) place finish (3-11 record). They're retarded.

>he thinks the jaguars will finish 8-8 or better

You have no rbs until bell comes back.
Aside from jordy (who personally I don't think he perf rims like two seasons ago) you don't have a top flight wr1.
Also your qbs aren't great.
Firing playoff spot maybe

>"b-but nfl.com and analysts told me"

SEVEN WORST POSTERS ON /NFL/
Old Bay
Tiki
BB
P12
Scarletism
Sneak
Carrmageddon

i just learned that the jaguars are GOAT in madden 16, gonna see if i can take them all the way
>robinson, hurns, thomas, and justin blackmon somehow
>tj yeldon is actually pretty good

it'd be nice to see though tbqh

All of us nigga

>Old Bay
yes
>Tiki
no
>BB
no
>P12
debatable
>Scarletism
no
>Sneak
yup
>Carrmageddon
meh

Yeah if the colts collapsed. Texans should win the division.

>>P12
>debatable
drink bleach

its kinda hard to hate you since you're a fan of the giggles. most people just pity you

>trannies
>not the worst

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Hi Flacco. Looks like you forgot to put your trip on that list

>mentally ill off-topic shitposter having the balls to call anyone else a bad poster
my sides

dumbest post ive ever read

>wanting a tranny anyways
It's okay, Romo

Haven't been here very long then