Philadelphia Phillies @ Chicago "Guaranteed Rate" White Sox

Get in here, the White Sox did another thing to be laughed at about.
Come watch this GRate team at GRate Field.

What a terrible name

Rape.

r8 r8 m8

>shields

"Guaranteed Empty" Stadium

I wonder what other considerations were given to the naming rights.

"Guaranteed Loss" Field

I dunno if you're watching the TV broadcast, but according to the Guaranteed Rate guys in the booth, the White Sox approached them. So apparently the organization really wanted the field to have a shit name

Billy?

"Guaranteed Disappointment" Field

James Shields launchpad stadium made me chuckle

Too much truth to it though

Wonder if the offense intentionally sucks more than usual during his starts now

Never Cells Out Field

Just when we all thought there was no way things could get worse

Just kidding, I'm sure we all know things could still and will get worse

>KW signs Arod

773 202 beep beep beep beep luuunaaa field

Fun. Nothing better than another money grab.

>tfw no Empire Today Field

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>tfw it's my birthday

g-go Sox

And you're spending your time here in this shithole.

What are you, me?

Shields on your birthday

Ouch

Dio didn't get the memo

I can't even be happy about a Navarro dong

>here

You don't know depression.

sweet I'm on the other side of the outfield we should meet up

You're a pitcher?

who knows

How much money did you drop on this and will you get a refund?

Stream?

None. My gf got me the tickets

Bullpen bullpenning

What an evil girlfriend

Demand a refund anyways.

Good offense, hang shields with the L, human garbage like him doesn't deserve anything less

>up to avi

Lol

Watch dioshit fuck this up

AND DIS SHIT IS OVAH

Losah

Fuck you shields