Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time. 10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Jayson "8.7" Greene? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired] Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes? Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly Marc "Not Mark" Hogan KRIS "Meme Rap" EX Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Run the Jewels' 8.6 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 4 Nights since last BNM: 0
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Rest in peace John Wetton -Has Pitchfork given up on Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Xiu Xiu, Sun Kil Moon, and each & every poster here
Asher Hughes
Father John Misty ndew album will receive p4k's first ever 11. This will be followed up by FJM, at some super duper important festival, launching into a long winded obtuse pontification about the evil racism of the Trump administration.
Screencap this.
Ethan Sullivan
Is p4k not reviewing Not Even Happiness? I liked it a lot desu
Brody Richardson
Mouth Moods review? The Death of Pablo review? Bedwetter review?
Hudson Hernandez
what is your favourite reviewer you fags
Christian Jenkins
This thread stands with Dr. Luke and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
Bentley Rodriguez
Seth Colter Walls. He's making jazz and avant-garde reviews great again.
Andrew Walker
post the last record you listened to and a screencap of your thread watcher.
Noah Morales
fr tho, they should actually review bedwetter
Noah Diaz
The album in the last spot will get a 6.8.
Seriously, come back after the reviews are posted and the fifth one will have a 6.8.
Jaxon Sanders
lol, it won't be surprising if you're right. that's normal.
Joseph James
...lad
Grayson Bell
Yup. Bill Cosby too.
Jaxson Hernandez
They will. They gave it two BNTs.
Carter Collins
?
Ian Walker
fuckin pleb
Brody Mitchell
Spotted the newfag
Jonathan Taylor
TSK graces us with his presence itt and YOU say THAT to him??????
Nolan Ramirez
I predict P4k will continue to pretend to be an indie website covering indie music while really promoting the interests of corporate globalist culture.
Also, St. Vincent's new political album will receive a 9.9. The .1 deduction will be for some vague language which maybe could be interpreted as misgendering the protagonist of one song.
Later a Pitchfork staffer will write a think piece about the imbroglio ultimately praising it for being a 'teachable moment'.
Easton King
t. infowars trash
Logan Foster
t. shill or useful idiot
Tyler Rodriguez
Long time no see friend
Joseph Baker
>not a 10/10 c'mon bro
Charles Torres
lol
Anthony Gomez
get fucked
Chase Taylor
btfo
Brayden Long
...
Luke Rodriguez
Sleater-Kinney 8.3 by Jillian Mapes Strawberry Switchblade 7.0 by Louis Pattison Rose Elinor Dougall 7.2 by Katherine St. Asaph BANANA 6.6 by Jonah Bromwich
Nathan Morgan
sleater-kinney would be better if carrie never sang or wrote anymore songs, and she played the bass.
Ayden Adams
So is that album they gave BNM yesterday good or are they just the latest buzzband? The review said it was the best punk debut since that Savages album but I wasn't a huge fan of Savages t b h
Cooper Edwards
it's dogshit.
Zachary Parker
It's just another edgy punk band with females that Pitchfork pushes to be edgy. Don't fall for the meme.
Jaxson Perez
that's what I suspected
Jackson Edwards
what you're saying has also become a meme
You can't trust opinions on mu anymore, just listen & judge for yourself.
Austin Rodriguez
>what you're saying has also become a meme
>truth = meme
back to
Justin Green
>just listen & judge for yourself but I don't want to waste my time listening to that album if it sucks. I'm not going to listen to something just because p4k gave it a BNM
Jason Barnes
It's really not all that bad, it's one of those kind of well made post-punk throw back albums that everyone will forget about in 2 years, but it's really not bad or anything
