Millenials will never know the struggle
Millenials will never know the struggle
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>Liebe Sunde
Fap fap fap.
Not even German by the way.
When were you born OP
hey i was in germany once and saw this on TV
what is it?
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hehehe text tv.
filled with them dating stuff and fortune tellers. magic place.
>tfw fapping to girls gone wild commercials
It's called Teletext. I am sure other countries also have this.
It's basically static news and advertisement on the TV. It also has a shit ton of erotic advertisement with pictures like OP.
If you were desperate you can fap to this.
sometimes i go on the male seeking friend page for a quick laugh.
average age seems to be around 55 haha
I used to masturbate to the erotic stories on Teletext.
>Friend finds this pile of porn just laying on the side of the road
>It's literally the greatest day of all of our lives
>Ask for some, he says no
>Go out there, find a small page myself
>One side there's some cute blond showing her tits
>The other side it's some chick with a really hairy vagina
I jerked off to that shit for like 3 years. Internet porn really kind of ruined the thrill of being underage and seeing naked women.
>tfw ASCII porn
im croatian and I used to jerk off to teletext all the time.
This.
I used to jerk it to DSF late night phonesex ads, also to Prosieben's sex report shows.
Oh, and The Adult channel and television X's 10 minutes of unscrambled porn, when it was over I had to use my imagination or listen to the porn audio of the scrambled channels.
millenials were born in the 80s you mongolid
nope
Those tits are far too taut to be 45+
suck on your daddys cock you retard
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We still have Teletext in the Netherlands
i think this still exists in norway, although there's no lewd stuff. just news and tv guide. i hadn't heard about it in at least a decade, when my aunt said a few months ago that she had read some news on there.
stop using words you don't know the meaning of.
>wikipedia
That article is always changing you retard, two years ago you were a millennial if you were born in 1984.
UK here and I used to call the chat lines on the house phone when I was a kid.
Unless it was a Friday night, then I'd watch the erotic thriller on channel 5.
>Internet porn really kind of ruined the thrill of being underage and seeing naked women
This so much.
Also what the fuck is it with finding porn by the side of the road? Why did every kid alive find road porn?
I remember seeing the page number for this on the Teletext front page and asking my dad what it was. He told me it was for pathetic losers.
He was right.
>road porn
confirmed, me and my neighbor found a box of playboys once on the road.
>you were a millennial if you were born in 1984.
you are
Because dumping your porn out of a moving vehicle is the easiest way to never get caught with it.
Once I found a stack of porn magazines next to the bin, I took them home but I had throw them away because the pages were all glued together, I guess who throw them out didn't want anyone else to look at them.
No, you are.
well yes i am, and mostly likely so are you.
Im dutch and I too had my first wanks over these stories. Also pic related. We didnt need much back then.
>millenials were born in the 80s
Hahaha. No.
Millennials were born after the mid 90's, dumbshit.
it doesnt even matter. I hate it when people sperg out over this.
When the term is used as an insult, it obviously refers to the stereotypical millenial, that is glued to his cellphone screen and takes the world for granted and shit
Like almost every other insult, it isnt meant literally
There was just porn everywhere because everyone had it back in the day.
Porn was all over the woods too, because I'm sure weirdos and potheads would go out there to smoke and/or jerkoff.
you can have your own personal definition of "millennials" if it brings you joy, but everyone else uses that term to refer to people born approx from 1980 until the early 90s
see
Everybody knows what they're talking about when they use the term, and it sure as fuck isn't adults in their 30's.
>and it sure as fuck isn't adults in their 30's.
that what it is though, dumbfuck
Aye things were bad.. I had to shoplift porno mags as a kid, you lot dont know how good you have it with your internet porn.
I think it exists everywhere but scandi countries are the only ones where it's still used semi regularly
Now that's not very nice.
>glued together
That was jizz adhesive, user
Lurking teletext for good stuff was like a pre internet
Also it was faster even when the page you requested was somewhere high up like 700.
I remember buying them but I can't recall how I did it lel
I remember wasting hours downloading pictures of sung hi lee with my 56k and putting them on a password-secured floppy disk
good times good times
HOW is there still confusion about this
Millennials (aka Gen Y): ~1984-2000
Nah, they were all glued like they had been in the rain or in a humid place and then the pages became glued when they drayed.
I used to think cool adults did it on purpose so we got some reward for paper collecting and container diving.
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Bamber motherfucking Boozle
the amount of time I lost to his fucking quiz's in the 90's
press Reveal to see the answer
But that is fucking dumb. Some little shit born in the year 2000 will be completely different from someone born in 84'.
It exists here in Finland
Mostly used for some news and most often to check sports results in real time
>Pro Sieben
Ach Bernd..
Whenever I found a homless camp in the woods it would always be full of cheap porn magazines, I think it's because they can't afford the internet but still need something to jack off to
its about general trends, not exactly the same experiences.
for example, the baby boomers can easily be divided into Generation Jones and the "true" baby boomers
Generational groupings are often retarded. Someone born in 1964 and someone who was gunning down gooks in 1968 technically belong to the same generation.
This is fucking stupid though. The defining element of millennials is their use of the Internet. Really you're talking about people who always had the Internet. Like people born AFTER THE MILLENNIUM
yer millenial harry
Teletext was all over Europe but for some reason it never caught on in the US
Actually up to a few years ago CNN also had a teletext page but some time in the early 2010's they decided to disale it so yeah apparently americlaps aren't intelligent enough to navigate it or something
>tfw fapping to Xena onatopp scene on boat in golden eye on the VHS
>Having to constantly rewind it back to finish your fap
>When you finish you had to rewind the tape to the start so you wouldn't raise suspicion
Busting a nut used to be a lot of work
>The defining element of millennials is their use of the Internet.
No, it's not.
>jerking off to women's clothing catalogues
The lingerie section... I swear seeing all those chicks in pyjamas with bare feet gave me a foot fetish
Kek. Did you try tasting the glue? It's really nice and also high in protein.
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>But that is fucking dumb
that's exactly why people are dumb when they use the word. it's a dumb , ill-defined word.
and swimwear!
I remember humping the pillows to my imagination. Now porn has ruined me.
I feel like anyone who isn't old enough to remember a time before social media and smart phones is a millennial as that was when this kind of generational shift happened.
I found a bunch of forest porn mags just as puberty hit me. Good times.
what the kids in my class would do is search the woods to find porn mags people had thrown away, then we'd tear out the pages and trade them like pokemon cards
what do you call people born after 2000 then? aka the extremely lame teenagers of today
christ I feel old
It wasn't cum, it was just humidity.
same and sometimes i meet them cars and suck their dicks, im not gay though its just a joke haha
Nostalgia'd real hard there