If someone put a gun to your head and told you to name a good movie, you couldn't do it could you?
You'd literally have a smoking crater in your skull because you legit hate every movie ever made.
You legit can't not hate anything.
It's a physical impossibility.
You contrarian pieces of hipster dogshit.
rude
I'd say Jurassic Park
You'd be shot.
Not a good film.
Chloe lips are made for ________.
I live in a peaceful society that has effective gun control. No one would have that opportunity.
The Darjeeling Limited
Hey guy, was that really needed?
your waif a shit
If you don't think Being There was a good film, then you're the contrarian hipster human garbage.
I can appreciate movies like zootopia even though it wasn't aimed at my demographic.
No movie with Chloe Moretz is good though.
it is to plebs you fucking pleb
and plebs are who go around with guns shooting people
find me 1 mass shooter that had good taste in movies
Shill pls Hollywood is shit and we are just waiting someone to flush it.
The TDKR shooter saw the plane scene, realized that nothing else in the future of motion picture would ever rival it, and had an appropriate reaction
They would probably shoot me anyway because opinions are subjective and I would name the movie Demolition Man.
Robocop (1987).
I liked The Prestige
12 Angry Men.
I'd say Blade Runner.
just go safe and choose The Godfather
I'd say the Fugitive. It's average at best, but people can't fucking resist watching it when it's on. It's some hypnotoad shit.
IKIRU
Warcraft.
Big Lebowski!
Drive!
Speed Racer!
>You legit can't not hate anything.
>The Thing
OP is not talking about giving a correct answer. He's talking about how this board shits on everything. Ignoring the fact that opinions are subjective.
Magnum Force
We're not a fucking hivemind. Whatever I like, someone else will hate. Whatever they like, I will hate.
That said, there are a lot of people being contrarian just for the sake of it or to rustle jimmies. That's what you get on a peruvian cavepainting board.
For the sake of argument, give me five films you like.
Kung Pow.
Nobody doesn't love Kung Pow.
Would probably name a Kubrick film.
Catch me if you can.
Spielkino
go back to Sup Forums and circle jerk all over that atrocious excuse for a comedy.
I'd just lie.
Groundhog day.
No one dislikes groundhog day.
Amelie
2001
12 Angry Men
The Lives of Others
Primer
In no particular order, and probably not the five best I've seen, but I don't have a list.
No.
I enjoy your taste.
No homo.
Shawshank Redemption
do i live?
it's true though
fuck no.
>gun put to my head
>"H-hey! That's Vash's revolver from Trigun"
>*hit the ground
>*last words I hear are "Fucking weeb"
>Hello darkness it ain't me
Die Hard
You'd be wrong anyway, the barrel on vash's gun is at the bottom
>answering weeb faggotry with weeb autism
(You)
You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>Trigun
>Weeb faggotry
Nah, it's solid. Get fucked, Narutofag
where is miss piggy's fifth finger??
Her index finger is in the TD position.