Do it for him

Do it for him

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>when Lothar cuts Blakhand's dick off and says "for my son", then later Orgrim takes Durotan's fang and says "for your son", as he walks away

poetry

Is it retcon now that green skin makes orcs naturally hateful toward humans?

this

One of the massive amount fucking retcons in BC was that Orc are actually brown and only become green when they pass through the portal.
They retconned it again so now you have to be affected by fel magic somehow.

Basically, never follow Warcraft lore, Blizzard retcons anything at the drop of a dime, even when there's no point to it, I think they get off on it.

Like why take out the demon blood thing? That shit is pivotal, and much cooler than just "Gul'dan waved his hand at some random orcs so now they're berserk".

My cinema theatre's audience laughed at that cute momento :)

>Gul'dan waved his hand at some random orcs so now they're berserk
Fucking seriously!?
They even made that cinematic just to be retconed now?
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>BC was that Orc are actually brown and only become green when they pass through the portal.
What? That sounds really retarded, glad they retconed that

I was wondering where the demon blood went to.

Not like it matters though. The outcome is the same but the demon blood was a bit more menacing.

Probably mostly to show how much of a evil cunt Gul'dan was.

>implying there were other people there

He's chinese

This was a shrek prequel right?

WE NAMED HIM GO'EL

Nope, Eastern Europe.

Is this the Shrek Cinematic Universe phase two?

if they did demon blood they'd have to do demons.

bruh

look at this dude

>continuous angry at an okay film due to these kiddies not getting their wow subs filled from mommy and daddy a few years back so now they are taking it out on a film.
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he's been floating down a river for a day and is looking at an unusual face, growling is base orc nature

So ive never played anything warcraft, i did not care for lord of the rings, I enjoyed dragon age 1 but not 2 or 3 and I played over 2000 hours in Diablo 2


What are the chances i'll enjoy Warcraft the movie

do orc babies have large than human penises?

0% if you are normal
100% if you are chinese

If you go into it with an clear head, its an average movie. 6/10-7/10 a summer /trash/ popcorn flick.

I'd assume so due to them growing larger naturally than most humans.

Well there are asian elves in the movie, so I guess it depends on the orc.

>6-7/10
>good
6-7/10 means "the camera stayed in focus, didn't fall over, and the sound didn't cause ears to bleed."

You give too many movies a 8/10 then. 8/10 is most really good movies, great movies are a 9/10, and in my book there hasn't really been a 10/10 movie.

what a cute green niglet :3

a 6-7/10 movie as I described would have no other redeeming value. It'd just be a single shot for 90 minutes.

As bad as the movie sucked it definitely felt like it could have been decent to good with an additional 30-40 minutes of explaining shit moments, maybe in the directors cut.

Does he sounds desperate /tv? I think i can smell desperation.

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It doesn't sound like desperation so much as "i'm contractually obligated to promote this movie or I forfeit the money they paid me."

I just had an image of trying to explain what twitter is to my 16 year old self in 1998. That hurt.

If you can look beside the bad editing and poor character introductions of the first act, you'll leave the cinema pleased, because the second half is pretty good.

hes right tho its just a movie why do autist cry so much

>if you can look past the glaring flaws, its okay

do you need low expectations too?