So a muslim walks into a gay bar

So a muslim walks into a gay bar....

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Bartender says "what can i get ya?"

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He asks which direction is the holy land

>seinfeld episode where kramer joins ISIS accidentaly
>seinfeld episode where muslims move into the building and harass jerry for being a jew and he wonders how they knew
>seinfeld episosode where the diner gets shot up by muslims because george made a muslim joke at work
>seinfeld episode where elleine gets raped and actually converts to islam

The shots are on me

>this is now an allahu-ack bar

I laughed

Walks out and says I can't believe I blew away 50 bucks in there

I'll get 50 shots please

Fuck off

fucking assholes

The top 10 posts on Reddit right now are all about this.

So are the top pages of every fucking forum and news site on the planet

No you didn't.

Well done, both with the line and with the repeating digits

And here you are talking about it on a Television and Film image board.

only 8/10 post

Not Muslim.

he was islamic ....

Off topic is always the most interesting. If you want Sub reddits GO BACK

And he says "SHOTS ARE ON ME!"

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and he says "I'm just here with a friend, I won't be having any drinks since its Ramadan but thank you for asking."

He enjoys the rest of evening with friends then goes home

>real muslims would never do this
We've heard it before,Europe

>I won't be having any drinks since its Ramadan
ahahhahaha i get it now

>Pledges allegiance to ISIL online and right before the shooting
>Not muslim

I love how all the trending hashtag bullshit is related to fucking gun-control right now.

Not, you know, ISIS or Islam or immigration.
It was clearly the gun's fault.

No, only 25 out of the 50 were fucking assholes. The rest were bottoms.

Hold on a sec, it's ramadan. Aren't muslims supposed to abstain from killing and smoking and shit during this period?

Was he there to find a Dan to ram?

Opinions are like assholes, Neil Patrick Harris wants to stuff his cock in them. Oh wait, that's just assholes

This is now a George Costanza hates niggers thread

Do Catholic still eat fish for a month?

And he says, "SHOTS FOR EVERYONE!"

delete this

even more proof that they aren't really muslims.

If I was a muslim I would have shot you for the crap joke.

"Fucking blacks, Jerry. How many times can they ruin George's day?!"

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>Muslims
>abstain from killing

Not gonna' happen.

>50+ kills
>beats all the other American shooters

How can anyone compete now?

100/10

I once knew a guy who was so Arab

Jerry
>"You joined IS? Kramer, they kill for fun"

Kramer
>"Well I can't leave now Jerry, I just ordered my Afghani Robe" - high pitched Kramerism - "I've been practicing my 'durkhas'"

It was a great joke and you know it, stop being so stiff man, what's wrong?

"HOW ARAB WAS HE?!"

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Kramer
>"I know a guy, Bahmoud Saqqamahlmedi, tried to leave the faith. Got five steps outta the mosque before allah struck him with lightning."

he was so arab that when he murdered 50 people and injured another 50 the left actually admitted he was arab. They still wouldn't admit he was muslim though.

>Hey do want to get a shot?
>Nah, shots are for faggots.

Maybe it's because you guys have a new mass shooting every other day

What did Americans think of Islam in the 90s?

>So a muslim walks into a gay bar....
>presses Q
>DIE DIE DIE

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ihts a fohrehn chultchuhr i rehspeht iht chuz im huhmehricuhn ihm so tohlehrhnt

better a "mass shooting" everyday than a blown up building everyday, Europe.

He is a Afghani descent retard
>this are the right wing tards, showing their intelligence

I'm not European, egg on your face.

As a 90s kid I have to say that honestly we didn't care about durkahs back then.

kek, did Sam Rami write this episode?

and he asks: where can i blow my load?

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>mfw I can actually hear Kramer say that in my head

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Omar "More i pull the trigger, drops another gay nigger" Mateen
Omar "The Fag Killing Machine" Mateen
Omar"if you're a poof, you're off the roof" Mateen
Omar "Born this way? Then you die today" Mateen
Omar "think Im cute?, then I have to shoot" Mateen
Omar "can't eat meat during Ramadan" Mateen
Omar "don't eat ass during my holy fast" Mateen
Omar "candy ass turned to glass" Mateen
Omar "the penetrator, no homo" Mateen
Omar "Put away that peen or get a bullet in you spleen" Mateen
Omar "tossing grenades at pride parades" Mateen
Omar "Putting fags into body bags" Mateen
Omar "emptying my glock on those who like cock" Mateen
Omar 'stay in the closet or you get put in a casket' Mateen
Omar "lick a dick, get bricked quick" Mateen
Omar "Koran says it's a no no so gays have got to go go" Mateen
Omar "Make the queer disappear" Mateen
Omar "spray the gay away" Mateen
Omar "put a mag in every fag" Mateen
Omar ''Suck a cock, get the glock'' Maleen
Omar "Kiss a man? BLAM" Mateen
Omar "Giving Queens the M16" Mateen
Omar "if he sucks cock he's going to get shot" Mateen.
Omar "wiping the gay club clean" Maleen
Omar "One Man Homocaust" Mateen
Omar "The Closet Closer" Mateen
Omar "I got something to put in you" Maleen
Omar "Empty my 9 at the gloryhole line" mateen
Omar "Fags gon' fall when I shoot 'em all" Mateen
Omar "What did he mean" Mateen
Omar "bustin cap in traps" Mateen
Omar "God Slay The Queen" Mateen
Omar "It's raining lead on the fags giving head" Mateen
Omar "you lick bum? die like scum" Mateen
Omar "not a real Muslim" Mateen
Omar "Frag the Fags" Mateen
Omar “empty my nine at the gloryhole line “ Mateen
Omar "bum driller killer" Mateen
Omar "akbar at the gay bar" Mateen
Omar "Empty My Glockies in 50 Knob Jockeys" Mateen
Omar "pesky fags in body bags" Muteen
Omar "take dick? hit the brick" Muteen
Omar "licking balls gets you dead faggots in halls" Muteen
Omar "Can't be gayer, fag slayer" Muteen
Omar "Chef for gags, grilling fags" Muteen

It's a: liberals shift blame from one of their protected groups to the lowest common denominator

If it's muslims or blacks, it's not their race, ethnicity or religion that's at fault, it's guns, and their maleness!

But boy had it been a white guy, Salon would already have a piece on Christian gay hatred, toxic masculinity, white patriarchy, white supremacism, gun culture etc etc

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I can see these actually happening.

episode.

One Molotov cocktail

*badum tsss*

Bartender says "want the regular Mr.Obama?"

Savage.

"Shots for everyone!"

And his people are experts on AIDS, so I'd take his advice.

/thread

I'll honestly tell this joke the next chance i get

Oh fugg

>Maybe it's because you guys have a new mass shooting every other day

Except we don't. Unless you get all you news from a propaganda channel like the BBC.

More French people, i.e. people in a country that has BANNED GUNS, have died in "mass shootings" in the past six months than Americans.

>episode ends with Jerry, George and Elaine watching the news and seeing footage of a wide-eyed Kramer in an ISIS truck

youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI

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Oh yeah, it was Ramadan at his place today, but he's no Muslim.

>But boy had it been a white guy, Salon would already have a piece on Christian gay hatred, toxic masculinity, white patriarchy, white supremacism, gun culture etc etc

This.

Remember the clusterfuck that was the shooter in Charleston?

Fucking SAVAGE.

Muslim says, "You know how to make a Holy Faggot?"

>no true muslim

Kek

Yes

What about the snow nigger who shot the singer from the voice?

You think because you get to sit in your warm home on a computer that you can just joke about horrible event like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? This issue is very serious, yet crazy assfucks like you are throwing shit jokes about it. Sick fuck, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about situations like this? Let me tell you, you are fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now. You are such a disgusting bully. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you really find funny about it? Stupid fucker I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fuck. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day

He was ginger, not white

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It's true.
I see shit like Holocaust jokes all the time, Anne Frankly I won't stand for them.

Isn't junkrat the Muslim

Reaper is Mexican.

>best Overwatch
>best race

>Anne Frank dies of Typhus in a labor camp
>is lauded as another Jew who died for being Jews

>whats the deal with muslims walking into gay bars

don't talk me or mateen age son ever again

FUCKING KEK

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