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Jon is best. Jon is Azor. Jon is Stark. Jon is Targ. Jon is King. Jon is simply the best.

Yes harren, well done, well done

>HOWEVER

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Jonsa is love, Jonsa is life.

LF backstabbing soon

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

HOT NEW GAME OF THRONES PODCAST:

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>Stealing my meme

Jon: "I couldn't have been fun, brooding at the corner while the rest of you played"

frogfu

We got some great book location artwork last thread can we now get some book character artwork?

>Breathe Fire
>Increased attack damage reduction from 20%/25%/30%/35% to 35% on each level.
>Rescaled cooldown from 12 on each level to 14/13/12/11.

ICEFRAUUUUUUUUD

History of Westeros has that covered.

What does this have that could possibly be better?

>bethesda conference starts right after the episode
motherfucking god fucking dammit
I wanted to watch the episode in nice quality but now looks like I'm gonna watch this in shitty stream quality in a hurry. All the other conferences start nicely but bethesda, always bethesda. THESE FUCKING COCKSUCKERS I'M GONNA KILL YOU TODD

Maybe you should have put a watermark on it faggot

t. not even the guy who """""""""""""stole""""""""""""" """""""""""""""your""""""""""""" meme

>I looked for you on Youtube,” GRRM said to them.

>“We were not there,” Ser Preston answered.

>“Woe to the Hacks if we had been,” said Ser Benny.

>“When Season Six came, Ser DABID slew your Dornish Master Plan with a stronk snek, and I wondered where you were.”

>“Far away,” Ser Preston said, “or Quentyn would yet be alive, and our false showwriters would burn in seven hells.”

>“I came down on the Hugos to attack the Puppies,” GRRM told them, and the authors Gaiman and King sided with me, and all our feminist fans hollered and hooted. I was certain you would be among them.”

>“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Marcus.

>“Lady Linda is fled to Westeros.org, with Elio and the wiki. I thought you might have left with her.”

>“Lady Linda is a good autist and true,” said Ser Benny.

>“But not of the Tinfoilguard,” Ser Preston pointed out. “The Tinfoilguard does not flee.”

>“Then or now,” said Ser Marcus. He donned his "Stannis is alive".

>“We swore a theory,” explained autistic Ser Preston.

>GRRM’s Salad Dressings moved up beside him, with a pizza in hand. They were 168 pages against three.

>“And now it releases,” said Ser Preston Jacobs, the Sweet of the Robin. He unsheathed 1000 Worlds and held it with both hands. The video series was longer than essays, alive with aspergers.

>“No,” GRRM said with hunger in his voice. “Now it ends.

harren however was a meme long before you posted it kiddo

>She will never ride your face for hours, while petting your head wearing those gloves

I want to see her give LF blueballs before she drops him like a bag of shit

>Jon will be reborn on a flaming pyre when they are burning his body
>he will truly be of fire and ice
Knowing that fat fuck GRRM his going to change it because of the show and Jon will stay dead. If the book comes out before the fat fuck dies anyway/

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SEPTON

Come in, Ser, for you are weary
And the night is cold out there.
Though our lives are very humble
What we have, we have to share.
There is wine here to revive you.
There is bread to make you strong.
There's a bed to rest 'til morning.
Rest from pain, and rest from wrong.

But remember this, my brother
See in this some higher plan.
You must use this precious chicken
To become an honest man.
By the witness of the Seven
By the Old and the New
Gods have raised you out of darkness
I have bought your soul for Gods!

youtube.com/watch?v=PgPcb2DM4Nc
SANDOR

What have I done?
Sweet Mother, what have I done?
Become a thief in the night
Become a dog on the run
And have I fallen so far
And is the hour so late
That nothing remains but the cry of my hate?
The cries in the dark that nobody hears,
Here where I stand at the turning of the years?

If there's another way to go
I missed it twenty three years ago
My life was a war that could never be won
They gave me a helm and murdered Clegane
When he burned me and left me for dead
Just for stealing a piece of his toy.

Yet why did I allow this man
To touch my soul and teach me love?
He treated me like any other
He gave me his trust
He called me brother
My life he claims for Gods above
Can such things be?
For I had come to hate this world
This world that always hated me

Take an eye for an eye!
Turn your heart into stone!
This is all I have lived for!
This is all I have known!

One word from him and I'd be back
Beneath the lash, upon the rack
Instead he offers me my freedom,
I feel my shame inside me like a knife
He told me that I have a soul,
How does he know?
What spirit came to move my life?
Is there another way to go?

I am reaching, but I fall
And the night is closing in
As I stare into the void
To the whirlpool of my sin
I'll escape now from that world
From the world of Sandor Clegane
The Hound is nothing now
Another story must begin!

ITT - whining little babies.

>waaah waaah waaah Euron doesn't have an eye-patch!

>waaah waaah waaah Lannister hair is the wrong shade of blonde!

>waaah waaah waaah they call her Yara not Asha!

>waaah waaah waaah Dany scares me because I'm a virgin!

>waaah waaah waaah Arya is half an inch taller than she should be!

>waaah waaah waaah The Mad King's fingernails were not long enough in that one second flashback!

>waaah waaah waaah D&D!

>waaah waaah waaah I pretend to hate everything about the show in a desperate attempt to be different but I watch every episode and post on here every two minutes to whine like a child.


You unwashed beta virgin bed-wetters are truly pathetic! Adults should join me in abandoning this cringeworthy thread with haste.

1) Stannis Baratheon
2) Jaime Lannister
3) Brienne of Tarth
4) Lord Varys
5) Jon
6) Theon
7) Roose
8) Arya
9) Sansa
10) Asha

Someone should redo that Trogdor song and make it about SANDOOOOOOR

>it's a violence episode

There's no "mine" or "yours" here. Everything you post is shared by all the neckbears on 4chin.

you gonna say something clever? go on say something clever

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Read the poem "Ice and Fire" that George got the words from. It's about detachment and vengeance, not literal magic ice and stuff.

Maisie is the true queen in the north

Targaryen fucking shits

How can i learn to draw like this

>re watching game of thrones from episode 1
>ned and his sons come across a dead deer (sigil of house baratheon, referring to Robert)
>"was it killed by a mountain lion?" (sigil of house lannister, referring to cercei and Joffrey)
>"there are no mountain lions here" (Joffrey is a bastard, so people think he's not a lannister but he actually is)
>they then find a dead dire wolf (sigil of house stark)
>the puppies/children of the dead direwolf are still alive, and there's one for each of the stark children
I can't believe they spoiled the entire first season like this.

DAYNE?

>tfw the only podcast that's discussed the Aeron chapter is the half-hour BLAH one that frankly wasn't that good

Fucking showfags etc.

FUCK PEASENT FUCKING SHITS FAGGOTS HOW CAN YOU KILL THE LAST ON SUCH A MAJECSTIC REACTURE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mfw not one of the same 5 frogfu pics

Great work.

Would have been even better if you posted the GOAT music version, instead of the meme version.

cute!

(you)

Will D&D remember Rob's Will? and use it to legitimize Jon as a Stark?

she isn't a buttslut like sophie so she doesn't have a huge social media presence

is davos AA?

5 MORE HOURS
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>missing the most blatant foreshadowing

>deer antler stuck direwolf's neck/bottom of mouth area

>literally House Baratheon kills House Stark

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CUTE!

It's a skill, anyone can learn it

>SO GEEV ME A KISS BY THE LONNG CUNNALLLLL

But how

Was never on the show

> This week on G̶a̶m̶e̶ Continuing Misadventures of T̶h̶r̶o̶n̶e̶s̶ Theon ...

>that midriff

she knows

> preferring Sansa to CIA

Isn't there somewhere you ought to be?

are we posting rare sansas?

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Ser Barristan fights Maelys the Monstrous, last of the Blackfyre pretenders in the War of the Ninepenny kings

Surely the Fatman means it to be a key plot point though. I mean it makes sense with how Sansa isn't really a Stark anymore with even bear loli calling her out on it.

Calling it now, if Jon has to learn his parentage, it'll be cause Howland Reed met up with LF and Royce when they came to Moat Caillin and came with them to Winterfell to meet Jon

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Promise me, Loras!

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I would lick her butt, 2bh

Ser Arthur, I'm the North.

Touche

Sam's face could use a little more detail.

Does the /highgarden/ master plan begin tonight?

Are the dunk and egg stories worth reading?
What events are the stories about?

youtu.be/urxk4mveLCw

There, realm in the darkness
Four usurpers rulling
Fallen from god
Fallen from grace
R'hllor be my witness
I never shall yield
Till we come face to face
Till we come face to face

They know their way in the dark
Mine is the way of the Lord of Light
Those who follow the path of the righteous
Shall have their reward
And if they fall
As the Great Other fell
The flames
The sword!

Stars
In your multitudes
Scarce to be counted
Filling the darkness
With order and light
You are the sentinels
Silent and sure
Keeping watch in the night
Keeping watch in the night

You know your place in the sky
You hold your course and your aim
And each in your season
Returns and returns
And is always the same
And if you fall as the Great Other fell
You fall in flame!

And so it must be, for so it is written
On the doorway to paradise
That those who falter and those who fall
Must pay the price!

Lord, let me defeat them
That I may see them
Safe behind bars
I will never rest
Till then
This I swear
This I swear by the stars!

that's a big dragon

No

none of GRRMs work is worth reading

Eat shit, Sansa still looks hot

It has to be that way. That chick that Bran is chillin with north of the wall is the daughter of one of the guys that was with Ned at ToJ, cant remember the names. But that's how the great reveal is going to happen.

sansa aged like cum

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Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

I don't think she has "any" social media presence

He'll be fine.

For you

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any leaks/spoilers for tonight?

the preview makes it look boring

>"the salt throne"

It began with the visit in Loras' dungeon. You haven't been paying attention

>red flame

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This episode will be meh

but next week, oh boy, buckle up

On the show they're just going to call him Kitn despite being a bastard because DABIDeros is so progressive lol

Robert Baratheon faces Rhaegar Targaryen in the Battle of the Trident

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>Not knowing Howlan Reed
>"Great reveal"
Jesus christ...

Jon has a secret meeting with Jaime and Ramsay leading to his defection to House Lannister in order to begin preparations for upcoming war vs the Others.

Yes, between Sansa's legs as she straddles my face, feeling her soft pale inner thighs against my cheeks as I make her little flower bloom. Feeling her body hitch and quiver with ecstasy as i grab a hold of her thighs and press her down harder on my mouth.


>he'd rather have CIA's raunchy butthole

go back to Tumblr degenerate

If by chunky you mean cause she's ovulating and ready to be impregnated by dragonwolf seed, yes

WHO /QUEENINDANORF/ HERE?!

Yet here you are in a thread discussing an adaption of those works which most people agree are worse than the source material in every way
try to improve your own pathetic existence before shitting on someone else faggot

It began a while ago. Getting caught was part of smirkfu's plan

I honestly don't know what the deal was with S5 Sophie. It was almost like she was in some kind of pupal stage of growth, because she got hot again

Whoa man, relax

I was just bantzing

Brienne returns oathkeeper to Jaime.

Jamie forces Edmure to surrender Riverrun.

Blackfish shoots arrows after the Lannisters. A battle ensues inside Riverrun, and Brienne is barely able to escape. The Blackfish is presumably killed off-screen in the ensuing battle.

Lancel doesn't die.

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it should be:
Azor Jon!

Fuck i mean George's way of having Jon end up Kitn is asspull but atleast the foundations are there... Dont know why i even bother staying up till 2AM for this shit.

oh, ok
well this is embarrassing