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fuck u goof UFC news: themaclife.com/category/sports/ufc/

Conor McGregor news: themaclife.com/category/mcgregor/

MMA fights: ufc.tv/page/fightpass

/heem/ related fight wear: ufcstore.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pg/1/ps/96/so/highest_price

/heem/ related fight gear for those of you with low paying jobs such as doing grunt work on a dock: ufcstore.com/MMA/on_sale/yes

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ufcstore.com/MMA/on_sale/yes/Mens_Reebok_Meisha_Tate_White_UFC_200_Poster_T-Shirt
ufcstore.com/MMA/on_sale/yes/Mens_Reebok_Heather_Gray_Ronaldo_Souza_UFC_198_Jacare_Alligator_Head_T-Shirt
mmamania.com/2016/8/25/12616570/former-ufc-owners-frank-fertitta-lorenzo-fertitta-sale-1-billion-each-img-wme
mmamania.com/2016/8/25/12627104/ufc-dana-white-possibly-headed-to-russia-with-khabib-nurmagomedov-headlining-mma
mmafighting.com/2016/8/24/12635044/gunnar-nelson-vs-dong-hyun-kim-slated-for-ufcs-return-to-northern
mmamania.com/2016/8/24/12622604/ufc-fan-pulls-gun-opens-fire-at-local-truck-stop-conor-mcgregor-nate-diaz-mma
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Will Rory make Lelator relevant.

>news isnt google.com
shit OP

Rory will get heemed by MVP, calling it now.

He'll be Red King for sure, I doubt he'll make Lellator any more relevant, though.

His signing does bode well for UFC free agents, but on the cusp of a fighters union, now he doesn't even get to vote

What's up Schaubsters

nm bro you?

fuggg i would be so pumped for that

Rory would wrestlefuck MVP tbph senpei

Schaub is gay

nicely memed

>I really wish they'd let me in there so I could suck your fuckin dick, Jon

I would wear all of these:

ufcstore.com/MMA_Mens_Sweatshirts_And_Fleece/UFC_Smoke_Logo_Pullover_Hoodie_-_Black
ufcstore.com/MMA/on_sale/yes/Mens_Reebok_Meisha_Tate_White_UFC_200_Poster_T-Shirt
ufcstore.com/MMA/on_sale/yes/Mens_Reebok_Heather_Gray_Ronaldo_Souza_UFC_198_Jacare_Alligator_Head_T-Shirt

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To whom will you do it?
No one.

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kek

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lmao

Hose is getting memed even worse if they fight again

>driving your own roller

absolute cringe

REMINDER TO HAVE YOUR MORNING THUNDER, /heem/: CAVEMAN COFFEE™, MCT OIL, AND ICE COFFEE, PUT THAT SHIT IN A BLENDER, POP TWO ALPHA BRAIN™ AND REALLY GET YOUR DAY STARTED

YOU'LL BE ABLE TO LIFT KETTLEBELLS FOR 3 HOURS WHILE EDDIE BRAVO RIPS HUGE BONG HITS AND TALKS ABOUT TOWER 7 IN YOUR EAR BEFORE HOPPING INTO YOUR FLOAT TANK AFTER WHICH YOU'LL HUNT FOR BIGFOOT WITH CAM HANES IN THE WOODS OF ALASKA

[primate noises and chest beating intensifies]

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Has there even been a more blackplosive individual than Rumble

Like fucking poetry

>tfw moved a heavy ass Onnit box at work yesterday
someone actually orders those chimp kettlebells lmao

was that a tooth that flew out? shit.

p4p, paul daley and tyrone woodly come close

muh dick watching that

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>Canadian OPs

I'm glad you've come to see the necessity of a quality OP, Adan. To further enhance the /heem/ experience, I've included even more helpful links in this post for our mutual benefit.

Upcoming events:

8/26: Bellator 160 - Henderson vs Freire [Prelims start at 7:50 PM EDT, 4:50 PM PDT, 12:50 AM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 1 AM BST]

8/27: ONE FC: Jakarta - Santos vs Svirid
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Condit vs Maia
9/2: ONE FC: Kuala Lumpur - Gafurov vs Lisita
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/9: RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/16: Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson
9/23: Invicta FC 19 - Maia vs Modafferi
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - TBA
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2

News:

mmamania.com/2016/8/25/12616570/former-ufc-owners-frank-fertitta-lorenzo-fertitta-sale-1-billion-each-img-wme

mmamania.com/2016/8/25/12627104/ufc-dana-white-possibly-headed-to-russia-with-khabib-nurmagomedov-headlining-mma

mmafighting.com/2016/8/24/12635044/gunnar-nelson-vs-dong-hyun-kim-slated-for-ufcs-return-to-northern

mmamania.com/2016/8/24/12622604/ufc-fan-pulls-gun-opens-fire-at-local-truck-stop-conor-mcgregor-nate-diaz-mma

>no MVP after he literally broke a hue skull

Woah thanks man! This is really appreciated dude!

Boy these sure are helpful!

Fuck Mendes, PED abusing, cut opening manlet.

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Does Nate look way smaller in this fight? His arms look tiny

Morning buddehs

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I don't even like kettlebell workouts but I feel like my life would be improved if I owned a kettlebell shaped like Bigfoot

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Bermudez hasn't been the same since

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jesus

just a little bit too much

>bulgaria pretending he's not a fag

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>2xcr.mp

Why didnt he hitconfirm into sweep?

I think they misrepresented Bigfoot.

He's not some angry evolutionary holdover..

He's a person with feelings.

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Because 8 frame my good man

he's at 155 newfriend

BREHS
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Conor pls, you've gone up weight you can handle it now.

YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY BUNDA CARD

pic related is an MMA fighter making her debut next month.

how will she do lads?

>LA face with an Oakland booty

Arianny Celeste's face is slowly melting lads.


Can't believe she's only 30

Why are people saying Nate was heavier than Conor?

NORTH SOUTH
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because Conor's natural weight is 145 lbs whilst Nate's is 170 lbs. A 25 lbs difference is a lot to overcome.

>conor convincingly beats a man 2-3 weightclasses heavier and 3 inches taller
>r/mma still isn't impressed

SPICY PROSPECT FIGHT

xD

lit
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who

>whilst Nate's is 170 lbs.

He's fought at 155 for more of his career than Conor's fought at 145.

>mfw reading idiots on /fit/ with no martial arts experience saying they can heem Conor because they outweigh him

>he doesn't have an extensive Rogan folder

>haha Mighty Manlet could take Struve guys because his speed is superior

>waaaah!

Bektic is one of the best FW prospects, he has been injured for a while though.

I bet McGregor could heem Bigfoot

kek

Yes, confirmed. Had some serious airtime too.

So if Nate cuts from middleweight, why is a big deal if McGregor cuts from lightweight?

>Having a fightfu
>Not having a reporterfu

>McGregor cuts from lightweight

fuck. when will we witness a death by Rumble.

I'd pick any counter-striker from 155 up to heem Bigfoot at this point.

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Damn, who's she?

This is what I think of when newfags say Nate is a welterweight. Ese got tossed around like a sack of churros.

>implying

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>she

and then we fucked lol

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KO power is stored in the glutes.

let
them
bang

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>when a bro lets you bang

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What kind of donk hears people walking on his roof and sees someone casing the place out and STILL manages to get robbed?

What are you talking about?

Kek