Why am I Canadian I want to be American

Why am I Canadian I want to be American.

why am i polish?
i don't want to be at all.

Canada is in America.

>he is polish

Why would you want to be a burger? Canadians are fine.

Isn't like the same only that with more guns and less health care?

>It's another American-going-to-college-in-Canada-pretending-to-be-Canadian thread

I want to be canadian

No I'm Canadian, I just really want to be able to own lots of semi-automatic weapons and flamethrowers.

I also want to live in a country where I won't be arrested for making fun of black people on the internet.

why am I Brazilian I want to be Japanese.

>its another self hating Canadian proxy

Canadian is not even nationality.

Stop cute posting you aspie

Why am I American I want to be Japanese.

why am i alive i want to be dead

go home john

WHY AM I NOT AN ANIME

iktf

>tfw 100% red blooded american and there is absolutely nothing anyone can do to change that
It's a shame we can't share it with you commies.

*poof* you are American

Anglo countries i'd want to live in (in order):

AUS > CAN > US > UK > NZ

ITT: smug Yanks and Australians

At least it is cute

Canadians who think life in the US is any better are real shitheads

Russian is not even nationality.

They may be interested in a different climate desu.

Why? Canada is heaven

This. Fuck this shitty fucking climate.

10 fucking million square kilometers of space and none of it is habitable between december and march. I'm dying.

Then fucking move.

This. Get a work visa and get the fuck out.

Haha, well said my friends. Could it be any simpler?