Why do british cities have such retarded names?

why do british cities have such retarded names?

>Liverpool
>not a single pool filled with livers in sight

>Newcastle
>the castle is 850 years old

>Manchester
>everyone shaves

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telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/falklandislands/9839202/Falklands-belong-to-Uruguay-not-Argentina.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2271275/Do-Falklands-really-belong-Uruguay-Authors-claim-Spain-signed-away-South-American-country-172-years-ago.html
ibtimes.com/three-tango-uruguay-cuts-falkland-islands-dispute-between-argentina-uk-1053392
youtube.com/watch?v=d7FcJFUVO94
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good thread my white friend

> london
> everyone has shor don

racist thread

Is this bait? Or do I bother replying.
Liver is a mythical bird, pronounced lie ver.

Manchester is from Mamucium, but they already had Chester so it got ANGLO'D.

Newcastle... this is bait if the others aren't.

>Falklands
>No falcons

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>Liverpool
>this does not fockin slips
>slips

Falklands?

>titwank on sea
>bummington upper
>nonceham
>cuntsbury

>Middlesex
>nobody ever walks in on people during coitus

middlesex doesn't even exist anymore

"Liverpool" comes from the native Brythonic word meaning "pond", a pond that floods. It's situated by the sea

Newcastle is self explanatory. New castle. Built by one of the sons of William of Normandy

Manchester comes from "mamm" (titty in Brythonic). "Chester" is found in other English cities, meaning "fort" (like the suffix "burg" in German). So basically "Tit-fort". Hope they got proper tits in there, or I've wasted the explanation

Anglo-Saxon and Brythonic languages are interesting

Malvinas?

>Wessex
>No one having sex
>Middlesex
>Not a tranny town

>West Ham
>it's in the east

>sunderland
>is located in North, less sun

Seax was a type of sword in Saxon Britain
Sussex, Middlesex, Wessex. It's also how the "Saxons" got their name. So These names are Saxon "points". "Middel" means "centre", "suth" means "south" and "west" meant, well "west". So you have "West Saxony", "Centre Saxony" and "South Saxony"

croANOS

"sunder" doesn't mean "sun", but "assorted" (the second is a Norman borrowing)

I'm autistic

Kek

> leeds
> not leed certified

> cambridge
> no cameras in bridges

>Split
>It's not bifurcated at all

>Argentina

>the country is not made of silver


>rio de la plata

>the river is not made of silver

A bastardised form of Roman "Spalato"
Greek Aspalathos -> Roman bastardisation into "Spalato" -> Croatian "Spljet" -> "Split"

The Spaniards carefully... handled all the natives, meaning they removed them from their sprawling cities and put them into wooden barracks beyond Salado and Parana (to diminish their potential for rebellion) and what remaining of them were not killed by disease and cramped living conditions and 24/7 silver mining, are alive today. With abused-over-mined silver deposits remaining too, of course

But there was no silver in argentina

El irlandANO

this is wrong.
it's because of the river.
Rio de la Plata means River of Silver.
because it's silverish.
and that's what Argentina means, silverish.

el mexicANO

You're not looking broad enough. When these expeditions happened, the magical land of silver (Argentina) was pinpointed by colonists in today's Potosi department of Bolivia. What's there? The "Cerro Rico", the silver mountain

that is correct, however, Argentina was never named after any mine or silver deposits, it was named after the river, which looks silver colored, hence the name Rio de la Plata, and the country Argentina.
you don't know more than me about my country, pls stop being retarded.

redpill me on the malvinas delusion
do argies unironically believe it's theirs?

Your country is Croatia. Come back home, Pavelich Juan

A bit rude but you are right but still a bit rude

land is germanic

Nobody cares the only people who still bring it to the discussion are brits

lol ok, thanks for the redpill :^)

I meant "assorted" was a French borrowing, not "land"

ARGENTINA is AMERINDIAN country

it's supposed to be ours, you should give them to us.
we were friends most of our history btw, we always demanded you gave them to us but peacefully, it was the USA orchestrated dictatorship that invaded the islands, they never really meant to win the war since they sent 18 year olds who had never held a gun before in their lives.
so it wasn't technically us, still, your approach was seen as a bit of a dick move since you knew all this all along and still went to war for some retarded islands.
some people in england even proposed the thought of Thatcher orchestrating the whole conflict to win a war and gain popularity over there, since our """government""" were USA's puppets, and 2bh it doesn't sound that farfetched.

so yeah, we think it's ours and fuck you, dickheads.

nice

My Bolivian fishwife, this afternoon while I buy oranges, grapes, bananas, pears and avocados for home consumption Mariquita Delvecchio. She works Saturdays, Sundays, holidays by default, plus weekdays, with awayo holding her baby. No ideological planteos on rights to rest or low speech any apologist for vagrancy is done, as is common to hear in European (and European) have imposed in positions of Argentine production limited hours, noon meal, morning coffee, afternoon tea, every hour for smoking, holidays and bridges, a day a week working from home under the ridiculous category of "home-office", which on Thursday is to work less because the next day is Friday, which Friday nothing is done because it comes on Saturday, Monday is at half speed because they alcoholizaron and weekend drugged while dancing at a festival with other alcoholics and drug addicts, or whatever is necessary to defaultear obligations labor. My neighborhood greengrocer is frost Potosi, Potosi Department, Plurinational State of Bolivia. Your children will be dominant class in Argentina. The children of today Europeans will surf history and will dissolve in the social irrelevance. Over time, the barbarians always beat civilians. Because the domain of society is to work more than others, work gives power, being a bum is losing power. Occupied territory, major cities, is a guarantee of future success. Withdrawing the country and the neighborhood closed to not run into Amerindians is a sign of defeat and guarantee of extinction as a national group.

las malvinas son británicas

We welcome back all 250 thousand something Croatian Argentine refugees when ParaguayANOS and BoliviANOS take over

ahi tenia que llegar el subnormal de "argentina es amerindia"

Another retarded name.
>españoles y argentinos la llamaban Malvinas.

>los franceses Malouines.

>brits... "falklands"

Its because we are born to be second, you fucking washington quispe mamani

the warnings were duly submitted.-

>Real estate boom: ask for $400.000 for Villa 31 house with no deed

The bull market full of Villa 31 Retiro in accordance with the warnings duly presented from these columns. Impossible to understand for the socialist and macriísta Argentine-European ideology. National villero time also dedicated to voter PRO believed that the government Macri arrived with bulldozers and razed entire village, sending their inhabitants back to Bolivia, Peru and Paraguay. The Native American and Latin American Argentina is in full expansion and development. European Argentina is in outright recession and self-extinguishing process. Native American and Latin American monopolize the city of Buenos Aires. Instead, European scared by the faces they see on the street and they do not like, fleeing the city, take refuge in gated communities, in country-club buildings and trellises

the european's house will be flattened by industrious amerindian

Too late croatANO those croatian will be our slaves in the new world we and isis are making

>go to uruguay
>see car blasting reggaeton and indios drinking outside
>look at plates
>argentina
everytime

AMERINDIAN man changes his profile picture on FACEBOOK, has unprotected vaginal intercourse later that night and becomes a father at 22 9 months later.

all the while brazilian anime watcher self-loathings posts on chinese forum jkajkakjakjjka

el MAPUCHEntino

ANGLO'D.COM

AMERINDIAN boy band WACHITURROS, authors of THE FAMINE SONG

"it is time to go home
it's time to go home
european cheto, the famine is over
why do you not go home"
instead go to country club the european because he is afraid he will be robbed in trip to airport jkajkakjkjakjajkajka

last vestiges of european preparing to breed AMERINDIAN children

Soy el AmerindiANO jajajajjfkfkks

Perú supports Argentina's new revelation as an Amerindian brother!

Rimaykullayki causachum!

the NEW face of ARGENTINA

The new face of South America, you mean...

supporter of RIVER PLATE and PERU are now interchangeable

we the amerindians rule.-

STRONG AMERINDIAN WOMBS

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volve a Sup Forums mogolico

English or Runa Simi please. Mi no entender español

In 2050 it's going to be the face of your country and the world too just wait..

da hrot uns heute argentinien und morgen die ganze welt

Mi verdulera boliviana, este mediodía mientras le compro naranjas, uvas, bananas, peras y paltas para consumo hogareño de Mariquita Delvecchio. La chica trabaja sábados, domingos, feriados por default, además de los días de semana, con su awayo cargando a su bebé. No se hace planteos ideológicos sobre derechos al descanso ni baja discurso alguno apologista de la vagancia, como es común escuchar en los europeos (y europeas) que han impuesto en los puestos de producción argentinos horarios limitados, comida del mediodía, café de la mañana, té de la tarde, salidas cada hora para fumar, días de fiesta y puentes, una jornada por semana trabajando desde la casa bajo la categoría ridícula del "home-office", que el jueves se trabaje menos porque el día siguiente es viernes, que el viernes no se haga nada porque viene el sábado, que el lunes sea a media máquina porque se alcoholizaron y se drogaron el fin de semana mientras bailaban en un festival con otros alcohólicos y drogadictos, o sea todo lo que sea necesario para defaultear las obligaciones laborales. Mi verdulera barrial es de la helada Potosí, Departamento de Potosí, Estado Plurinacional de Bolivia. Sus hijos serán clase dominante en Argentina. Los hijos de los actuales europeos serán resaca de la historia y se disolverán en la irrelevancia social. A lo largo de los tiempos, los bárbaros siempre vencieron a los civiles. Porque el dominio de la sociedad pasa por trabajar más que los demás, trabajar da poder, ser un vago es perder el poder. Ocupar territorio, las principales ciudades, es garantía de triunfo futuro. Retirarse al country y al barrio cerrado para no toparse con amerindios es señal de derrota y garantía de extinción como grupo nacional.

>Pocklington

I laf errytime

>do argies unironically believe it's theirs?
Yes. They're retarded.

by the way, redpill me on Falklands, do brits unironically believe it's theirs?


>telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/falklandislands/9839202/Falklands-belong-to-Uruguay-not-Argentina.html

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2271275/Do-Falklands-really-belong-Uruguay-Authors-claim-Spain-signed-away-South-American-country-172-years-ago.html

>ibtimes.com/three-tango-uruguay-cuts-falkland-islands-dispute-between-argentina-uk-1053392


Falklands belong to us, they were given to us. Very simple.

Argensimian fighting with Iron Maiden's ex-vocalist over Falklands

youtube.com/watch?v=d7FcJFUVO94

Too late fag everyone left

paul diANNO

we in germany also believe malvinas are argentinas. british should finally stop with worldbuilding desu

malvinas are british m8 we should focus on the martin garcía isle first

i lived in a village called pollington

our school was called pollington-cum-balne as we shared it with the next village

>tfw argiropolis will never exist

why live?

Lol fuck off

I don't care.

It's already ours, it doesn't matter.

We should get back the Brazilian island that monkeys don't want to give back

how about those british place names, chaps?

quite quaint aren't we

Good lad

lel you're welcome to try.

why will want that meme weed country be part of us?
>"we use the same flag and the people speak like argentines, but we are not argentine!!!11 we are a unique country!"

jesus christ

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Glorious Saxon heritage

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You literally stole two of our isles.

One is called rincon de artigas for fucks sake, I hate monkeys.

rio de la plata state could have been a prosperous and stable empire

Where's the evidence? :DDD

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It's not the same flag, colors are different and the only reason you have a sun in your flag is that Montevideo's masons branched in Argentina. Freemasons founded both our countries.

You speak like us though, you do realize that you're mostly indians right? You learned spanish from us.

Otherwise you'd be speaking like chileans since you're all mapuches

The dumbest one: Swansea

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Your country had it's chance to kick brasil right in the groin but ya blew it, too late now stupid motherfuckers

wew lad, thanks for that redpill
99% of the population have been there longer than 99% of argies.
nobody here cares what germans think btw in case you didn't get the memo.

You God damn colonials. Be lucky someone draw those borders for you (in case you moved them a bit by chimping out). Come back to Europeans when you bleed for them for another 400-500 years

It's all British

its*
fugg

also

>i-it's not the same flag!!!
>You speak like us though, you do realize that you're mostly indians right? You learned spanish from us.


This is what uruguayan really think?? ajajaaj If it weren't for us you will still speaking poortugues lmao stop deluding yourself jajajaja