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Bow before your God edition

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Azor Jon!

Shall we pray, /got/?

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I liked Les Miserables thread, let's try it again. New songs, anyone?

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WATCHMEN
Look down, look down
Don't look 'em in the eye
Look down, look down
You're here until you die.

PYP
The chill is strong
It's cold as wastes beyond.

Look down, look down
With Night's Watch you are bound.

EDD:
I've done no wrong
Sweet Mother hear my prayer.

Look down, look down
The Seven do not care.

GRENN:
I know she'll wait
I know that she'll be true.

Look down, look down
They've all forgotten you.

KARL THE FOOKIN LEGEND
When I get free you won't see me
Here for dust!

WATCHMEN
Look down, look down
Don't look 'em in the eye.

MELISANDRE
How long, R'hllor,
Before you let me die?

WATCHMEN
Look down, look down
You'll always be a slave
Look down, look down
You're standing in your grave.

STANNIS
Now bring me the Lord-Commander Jon Snow
You are legitimized, but you'll have something to owe.
You know what that means.

JON
Yes, it means I'm Stark.

STANNIS.
No.
It means you'll have to follow my lead.
You'll be my Lord of North.

JON
I swore an oath to the Watch!

STANNIS
You've lost your House.

JON
The House that wasn't mine.
My brother's title I would never get.
I was a bastard.

STANNIS
And you will be one again
Unless you learn the meaning of King's Law.

JON
I know the meaning of the oath I swore,
The Night's Watch one law.

STANNIS
Fine! If bastard's life is what you choose,
I'll find another Lord that's not so slow.
Yes, Ned Stark's bastard Snow.

JON
I am the Lord-Commander.

STANNIS
And I am Stannis.
Do not forget my name,
Do not forget me,
And go do your duty

WATCHMEN
Look down, look down
You will always be a slave
Look down, look down
You're standing in your grave.

N I G H T K I N G

Why did D&D cut all the characters with big tits?

To whom

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jack black?

R'hllor and Stannis's soul in heaven

To the tune of:

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user, user, don't lie to me
Tell me where did you lurk last night

In the /got/, in the /got/
Where D&D rape the plot
I would shitpost the whole night through

user, user, where will you go
I'm going where the /got/ memes blow

In the /got/, in the /got/
Yeah, that's what I thought
You will shitpost the whole night through

Our Darkstar was a beautiful man
Cruel and rightfully feared
His plot was found in a recycling bin
Right beside Victarion in the mound

user, user, don't lie to me
Tell me where did you post last night

In the /got/, in the /got/
Best grill is really hot
I would shitpost her the whole night through

user, user, where will you go
I'm going where the /got/ memes blow

In the /got/, in the /got/
Where the showfags go to rot
You will shitpost the whole night through

user, user, don't lie to me
Tell me where will you go this night

To the /got/, to the /got/
With my palfrey in a trot
I will shitpost the whole night through

My user, oh user, where will you go
I'm going where the /got/ memes blow

In the /got/, in the /got/
Because Martin lost his train of thought
I will shitpost the whole night through

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SEPTON

Come in, Ser, for you are weary
And the night is cold out there.
Though our lives are very humble
What we have, we have to share.
There is wine here to revive you.
There is bread to make you strong.
There's a bed to rest 'til morning.
Rest from pain, and rest from wrong.

But remember this, my brother
See in this some higher plan.
You must use this precious chicken
To become an honest man.
By the witness of the Seven
By the Old and the New
Gods have raised you out of darkness
I have bought your soul for Gods!

:) enjoy guys :)

The Se7en of course

It's lord Oh, son of Ooh, from the House of Sticks and Dung.

why do you keep posting that

what is even the point, we sniffed out you're shitty b8 the very first time you posted it

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SANDOR

What have I done?
Sweet Mother, what have I done?
Become a thief in the night
Become a dog on the run
And have I fallen so far
And is the hour so late
That nothing remains but the cry of my hate?
The cries in the dark that nobody hears,
Here where I stand at the turning of the years?

If there's another way to go
I missed it twenty three years ago
My life was a war that could never be won
They gave me a helm and murdered Clegane
When he burned me and left me for dead
Just for stealing a piece of his toy.

Yet why did I allow this man
To touch my soul and teach me love?
He treated me like any other
He gave me his trust
He called me brother
My life he claims for Gods above
Can such things be?
For I had come to hate this world
This world that always hated me

Take an eye for an eye!
Turn your heart into stone!
This is all I have lived for!
This is all I have known!

One word from him and I'd be back
Beneath the lash, upon the rack
Instead he offers me my freedom,
I feel my shame inside me like a knife
He told me that I have a soul,
How does he know?
What spirit came to move my life?
Is there another way to go?

I am reaching, but I fall
And the night is closing in
As I stare into the void
To the whirlpool of my sin
I'll escape now from that world
From the world of Sandor Clegane
The Hound is nothing now
Another story must begin!

What a lovely day. Orlando and now GoT. Now if only the Faith militant could purge some more faggots tonight, my Sunday would be complete.

too bad he's dogshit in the show

that TWOW chapter was fucking GOAT tho

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BASED

shut the fuck up autist

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NEVER POST AGAIN UNLESS YOU'RE CONTRIBUTING TO THE THREAD

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Reminder that Azor Jon was born in Dorne where bastards can inherit

>where bastards can inherit
Why do people pretend they've read the books?

the iron throne isnt in dorne

what does /got/ think of my theory?

Just read the Forsaken.


Yeah, Danny will burn Euron the moment he hits Meereen.

He's dead.

trips confirm, wikifags and showplebs should be put into death camps

> literal best girl
> almost no screen time
why would they do this?

They were posted in the thread, Ned and Jon were the best.

>stannis dead
>syrio dead

where can I get a replica of her tiara?

because she's dead

Going by the show rules, if you kill important guy you inherit his position. It's going to be awkward when some peasant bowman accidentally kills ramsay and becomes Lord of Winterfell as a result.

>where bastards can inherit

Holy shit thats so old!

>the only thing I look forward to in life is the next episode of GOT

It's my birthday and I cant stop crying
I hate this shit, why does life hurt so much

Would you wear it?

3 / 10, not enough stannis le mannis

same

what really sucks is that the interesting stuff doesn't happen until next week

tonight's episode is all filler

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This music during King's Landing riot scene

technically, its not a tiara

Seek solace in DAYNE

That didn't stop Arianne's Queenmaker plot

>WHO THREW THESE POOPS ON ME!?

I would've thought they'd have drawn him with his Valyrian Steel armour.

Don't bring that stuff here. It doesn't do any good for anybody, including you.

>thinking Sansa is that smart
cmon man she is dumb as bread in the show
even in the book she's just starting to learn the game

Which had nothing to with "bastards can inherit in Dorne" because that's some made up bullshit that is neither in the books nor show.

Why aren't you doing anything for your birthday user?
Even something with family, tonight's episode is going to be shit

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Had nothing to do with bastards.

Prestonbros, what is the Rogue Prince's music theme?

>Best friend promised he'd hang out today
>He can't
>My family lives in another state

Tonights episode is all I have to hang on to.

ya she could never be that clever. that would be a stannis move.

wait. the secrecy. the plan. stannis is calling the shots from offscreen.

screeencap this

SHEEEIT BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
1 (one) WEEK CLOSER TO THE SNOWDOWN BAYBEEEEEEEE

I wish I knew...

I'm new to /got/ but I just caught up right now, is there a reason for different colored boxes? Likely chance they'll die in the season or something?

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>got/'s favorite GoT reaction series
no

>implying they ever were /got/'s favourite

Dany is the only schemer allowed

DnD are hacks and they wouldn't move from their position

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It goes along with women being able to inherit

and who
are you
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1. This picture is from reddit
2. They're House colours

prestons theme

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Happy birthday user
This guy is right tho, bringing your problems here might feel good in the moment but it's really not in the long run
Why don't you do something with your family or friends, if you like celebrating your birthday? If not, treat yourself to something nice

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Why is dat ass so perfect?

No, it does not.

A bastard can inherit only if they were legitimized and become part of the dynasty (or a cadet house).

>tfw Trump wants to deport Rana

le trips

Holy shit it's Wyman Manderly

So you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, as demonstrated by thinking what's unique about Dorne is that "women can inherit" when it's really "women inherit on an equal basis with men."

But go ahead, quote a line from the books or show when it is stated bastards inherit in Dorne. I'll wait, because you won't, you'll just either bullshit by saying "look it up yourself" or some nonsense about how equal primogeniture has anything to do with the rights of bastards.

The emotion in that scene was intense

That is actually one of my favourite scenes in got, feels pretty epic

It looks pretty deflated to be honest.

Carice's ass looks good in that one clip of her as a maid but it's disappointing here

Fuck off newfags

Ahh I see, thanks

Fuck off Bradamantle.

>people who hate me and the channel I shill for must be newfags

you were hated last year when you tried this shit as well

Wut?
I think you're confusing Salsa and Dannyboi

It broke guest right as much as the red wedding did

What? Payne died in the second season. He's only alive in the books.

I think you're on to something. All she'd have to do is under report the size of snows army and say "hey bb I thought about what u said, plz help ;)"

i did, i read the post wrong. a thousand apologies
guest right is a westerosi custom.

He's alive. His actor got cancer and survived

Northern westerosi custom, really.

Even moreso beyond the wall

No he didn't. Go ahead and name the episode he died in. Oh wait, you can't, because you just fucking made that up.

>guest right is a westerosi custom.

Lol.

>implying three absolutely filthy rich cities, last remnants of the ghiscari empire are less civilized than muh seven kingdoms

i dont remember him dying, he just never cam back after giving shae and sansa rape eyes in red keep

will jonny boy even be in this episode?