Tfw too fat to play the piano

>tfw too fat to play the piano

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If you're too fat to play piano how can you use a computer keyboard?

I use a stick

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5'2 with baby fingers. No excuse tubby.

use your dialing wand pleeb

He's not nearly as fat as me

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Didn't know Danny devito played the piano

do what I did to lose weight if you really think that's impeding you:

Eat 1 meal per day or an equivalent of 500 calories a day

go outside, and this doesn't mean cardio or anything. just the sun, you, the birds, and maybe your doggo

(aderal helps too)

keep telling yourself that you will get better, cause you will

occupy yourself when you get hunger pains (i.e piano study/practice)

and viola, you are thinner

I was 220, now I'm 140 :)

Feeling like posting this on /fit/ so they get a stroke.

do it, I fucking hate that board

used to browse it as an incentive for myself. The only downside now is that I am borderline anorexic and I hate myself

Fuckin hell thats an improvement

dude, actually, you're totally going to be alright to play the keyboard at least soonish with a bit of discipline. you have a yuuuuuge advantage over many folks trying to lose weight; they're trying lose pounds until they're "skinny" or whatever other damaging, false ideal endpoint advertisements have been feeding them.
>all YOU gotta do is lose weight until you can play the piano
>voila you are the jolly entertainer

Thank you. I am super insecure about myself.
originally started because I was like "who wants to watch a fat dude play guitar and keys on stage? that's just a disaster waiting to happen"

>The only downside now is that I am borderline anorexic and I hate myself
>only downside

how's it going with the addies? I can totally see how it would help with losing weight, but I'm sure that I personally be trapped on mr amphetamines wild ride
but, good job stranger!

what kind of anorexic moronism is this, I lost 40 kilos by exercising and eating well.
If you feel that you made an achievement suit yourself, but don't go recommending this shit to other people, it may prove harmful.

Seriously. You don't even need to exercise, although it is healthy. Just east relative to your BMI and adjust it slightly as you lose weight. Don't starve yourself.

I grew a dependency and quit it cold turkey.

You can grow dependent quickly
It's best to pace yourself bi-daily if that makes sense?

good on you. I've only messed around with the stuff in passing, and even without being on adderall multiple days in a row coming down was a weird exercise in denying myself. I'm glad to hear you've got a will of iron my dude

Thanks user, much love

posted it on /fit/, got no serious response except like 2

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can't find it

liar

Everyone knows fat people are only allowed to play drums and sometimes bass

>tfw too small hands to play guitar

bassists are the lanky funks with long fingers

nigga, 5 year old chinese girls can shred