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Dragnea is a mod on Sup Forums
You heard it here first

Why every thread gets deleted? Did Bogdan became mod or what?

Third for FUCK YOU ROMANIA

youtube.com/watch?v=k5hJZWiUtpg

The mod considers romanian protest threads to be too political for Sup Forums. Or he is Victor Ponta's nephew.

Crazy thought, but what if it's ikibey reporting the general and the autistic janitor is deleting it without checking what he is doing? I know that I get banned every time I reply to him and I've seen him threaten a couple of people with "You'll disappear when the janitor comes here".

literally censorship
i call america

Ikibey is being protected by the janitors, that is also true. I suspect at least one of them is alamanturk.

It would be the most logical but his threads also get deleted instantly.
Or he plays next level by deleting his own threads for more creditibility

parazitii are wierd sometimes
in some songs they piss all over romania
in other songs they come off as nationalists
youtu.be/06Kdds6ozSA
could be
you reminded me of something tho
we used to mass report some dude in /ita/ just for shits and giggles and he would always get banned because mods didn't know italian and they just assumed all the reports were legit and he was spamming or some shit
fun times

But the Turks here hate Ikibey and he hasnt many nice words for them either

Who likes ikibey? I do suspect some german flag Turk gets offended when we call him roach, that has lead to me being banned several times in the past.

...and ikibey is a Turk, have no doubts about that.

I have never be banned for insulting ikibey although he even said that he reported me. I have been banned for absolute bullshit like for ex replying to other bulgarians with t.slavshit

can you stop talking about him you stupid fucking whore

just ignore him and never mention his name, he likes attention, he's an attention slut

He is a laz, that has been clarified already

What do the squatrunes mean

His parents hold Turkish passports, whatever identity delusions he might have. He speaks broken Turkish, he speaks very basic broken Greek, he speaks broken German.

Fuck you.

*starts war*
ah yes, Bulgarian culture
*becomes nazi but tries to make the world forget about crimes*
ah yes, Croatian culture
*get raped by habibi and try to become him instead of fighting back*
ah yes, Bosnian culture
*be inbred mad Muslim*
ah yes, Albanian culture

Send me 400 dollar via western union and I tell you

Uhhhh I only have 20 lei and a bottle of moonshine

No his German is good, surprisingly good for Turks in Germany. Probably he has been pretty isolated from other turks so he managed to learn german properly - unlike most of the other turks in germany.

send the moonshine

*loses clay*

aaah yeah, Serbian culture

Okay I deposited it in the bank it should arrive in a few days

Now please translate thanks

>Bulgarian talking about losing land

some gay shit about you and us being friends. out of curiosity, what do you use to make your moonshine, what fruit?

im not waiting a few days, be at Dunav Most in 45 mintues

Жeнитe мe хapecтвaт, нo aз нe cъм кpacaвeц.

Aз cъм квapтaлeн мepзaвeц.

corn flour

Bulgaria in 1884 (in red).

кyкитe мe дeбнaт

нo нe мoгaт дa мe cпpaт

>Serbian
>culture
They stole the land losing habit from hungarians, but i must say serbs are better at it

my grandfather uses prunes, I guess most of the country does

Plums or cherry plums

Okay let me get in my horse-drawn cart, I'll be there

Over here it's grapes.

Uhhh we use that to make wine

>greek women

дeeбa кoлкo ce cлyшaхa тия пecни пpeди 10 гoдини бaцe caмo лoшитe ce чyвaхa oт кoлитe

You make wine, and with the джибpи leftovers you make rakia. It's complicated.

Щe eбa oщe мaлки кypви в гъзът,

и дa пиcкaт и дa пeят, избиг им oт pъцeтe cпpeят.

Your nation is one of gypsys and turk rape babies ahahahahahha

Oh yeah, that's true. We call that "tescovina".

Rakia is made of pretty much everything.

not really, plums is the most commong source for moonshine rakia

the popularity is something like plums>grapes>peaches>quinces>meme rakia like raspberry or pears

>love grapes
>wait all year for grapes at grandma's house to grow
>finally visit her house
>grandpa turned them all to rakiya

нaй-oбичaм гoл дa тичaм cyтpин пoкpaй HДК

и мoмчeнцa дa cъбличaм в Cпapтaкyc cлeд тoвa

BASED

Where the fuck do you live, nigger? In the Southwest no one touches plums for rakia.

get cucked grapebro

northeast

We used unripe grapes as bullets when we played with pipe guns. Grandpa was so fucking butthurt.

I get confused by all the americans here recently, what diaspora are you?

you fucking subhumans

>not using unripe plums
>not eating unripe plums as a kid

pleb as fuck

I'm not any balk diaspora it's just funny making Croatscums mad

do you like your russian neighbors

Even unripe the plums were too big. We did eat unripe plums, however. Like every single courtyard had a plum tree and we could just pick them from the branches while we were walking on the street.

i wish, that would be better than my kebab neigbors

You have kebab neighbors?

are you fucking autistic? here in plovdiv area rakiya is mainly made by plums

same, we had even a /dedicated/ plum tree on our street where every kid had its own place/branch that we climbed and used to eat the shit out of green plums in early spring, so much that the grannies got buttmad that we dont left anything to get ripe.

now that i think about it, it tasted like shit, why the fuck did we eat them before they were good to eat i have no fucking clue

Tell me about them.

Plum rakia never happened along the Struma valley.

bruh, its the northeast

deliorman

>French tourist visits my grandparents' village while they were making rakia
>first cup is called first drop and has very high concentration of alcohol
>French tourist gets curious and wants to try it
>they give it to him and he drinks it in a single sip
>everyone thought he was gonna die

Dunno either. Everyone did it and I didn't question it.

sounds to me like you got cucked out of a good rakiq

Serb and other cancerous diasporas that come from /p*l/ here and only know the words "you","gypsy" and the balkans toponyms

i dont know what to tell you, i dont socialize with them

but every cashier in my local supermarket is called Ayshe or Fatme

oh man I'm having a nostalgia attack
we used to do the same thing but on my street everyone had corcodușe(how the fuck is that even in english?)
I really loved the green unripe ones that were sour as fuck

>albanians have rakia
wtf

It's funny how us Makedonian Bulgarians along the Struma valley were the last to be liberated from the Ottomans, and yet we have 0 Turks today.

>good rakiq
>plum

plum is literally the shittiest rakia, its most common cuz its the easiest to do

peach materrace

They're called "cherry plums" in english.

Newfag.

you can thank the regular bulgarians who dont have autistic regional identities who killed them for you

>gets surprised when finds out we have more churches than mosques
>gets surprised when finds out we have rakia
>gets surprised when we have remotely anything
Do bulgars unironically take /balk/ memes seriously

i've been on balk since the beginning and when the only albanian here was shkodran from sweden

yeah, the northeast is fucked because when the t*rks saw that we are getting liberated soon they send a lot of t*rks from anadola there to try and dilute the population, it wasnt historically a t*rk infested zone before the early ~1800s

my city aint that bad, but considering its a relatively big regional city all the turkshit peasants from the villages or shit towns liek Targovishte and Razgrad come to study and work here and its terrible

That's true, many people like Hristo Chernopeev and Vlado Chernozemski were not born in Makedonia.

ah thanks, google translate gave me "mirabelle" but that sounded wierd

bulgarians know literally nothing about albania, so yeah, most of out albo knowledge comes form balk

Albania is pretty much unknown in bg.

>gets surprised when finds out we have more churches than mosques
just learned that 2bh
>gets surprised when finds out we have rakia
yeah, so? i thought only the slavs have it
greeks dont have it, its only natural that im surprised you have a slavic drink
>Do bulgars unironically take /balk/ memes seriously
what do you mean? there are no memes about albanians having no rakiq here

Mirabelle is also right. There's two types of corcoduse (softer orange ones and harder purple ones) but we call them both corcoduse.

Kak se kazvat Djanki na angliiski?

Albanians are our natural allies in the 21st century.

rakia is shit and drinking it the first thing everyone wants you to do when ur foreign in /balk/

this

the first albanian i ever saw was nehat isljami from fyrom

green plums?

damsons

...

There are 200k Turks in Macedonia

ah I get it, thanks făm

we're talking about blagoevgrad

What is a "Macedonia"?

this lad is albo

B Блaгoeвгpaд имa caмo ceляни, вcички ca или в Coфия, или в чyжбинa.