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Dragnea is a mod on Sup Forums
You heard it here first
Why every thread gets deleted? Did Bogdan became mod or what?
Third for FUCK YOU ROMANIA
The mod considers romanian protest threads to be too political for Sup Forums. Or he is Victor Ponta's nephew.
Crazy thought, but what if it's ikibey reporting the general and the autistic janitor is deleting it without checking what he is doing? I know that I get banned every time I reply to him and I've seen him threaten a couple of people with "You'll disappear when the janitor comes here".
literally censorship
i call america
Ikibey is being protected by the janitors, that is also true. I suspect at least one of them is alamanturk.
It would be the most logical but his threads also get deleted instantly.
Or he plays next level by deleting his own threads for more creditibility
parazitii are wierd sometimes
in some songs they piss all over romania
in other songs they come off as nationalists
youtu.be
could be
you reminded me of something tho
we used to mass report some dude in /ita/ just for shits and giggles and he would always get banned because mods didn't know italian and they just assumed all the reports were legit and he was spamming or some shit
fun times
But the Turks here hate Ikibey and he hasnt many nice words for them either
Who likes ikibey? I do suspect some german flag Turk gets offended when we call him roach, that has lead to me being banned several times in the past.
...and ikibey is a Turk, have no doubts about that.
I have never be banned for insulting ikibey although he even said that he reported me. I have been banned for absolute bullshit like for ex replying to other bulgarians with t.slavshit
can you stop talking about him you stupid fucking whore
just ignore him and never mention his name, he likes attention, he's an attention slut
He is a laz, that has been clarified already
What do the squatrunes mean
His parents hold Turkish passports, whatever identity delusions he might have. He speaks broken Turkish, he speaks very basic broken Greek, he speaks broken German.
Fuck you.
*starts war*
ah yes, Bulgarian culture
*becomes nazi but tries to make the world forget about crimes*
ah yes, Croatian culture
*get raped by habibi and try to become him instead of fighting back*
ah yes, Bosnian culture
*be inbred mad Muslim*
ah yes, Albanian culture
Send me 400 dollar via western union and I tell you
Uhhhh I only have 20 lei and a bottle of moonshine
No his German is good, surprisingly good for Turks in Germany. Probably he has been pretty isolated from other turks so he managed to learn german properly - unlike most of the other turks in germany.
send the moonshine
*loses clay*
aaah yeah, Serbian culture
Okay I deposited it in the bank it should arrive in a few days
Now please translate thanks
>Bulgarian talking about losing land
some gay shit about you and us being friends. out of curiosity, what do you use to make your moonshine, what fruit?
im not waiting a few days, be at Dunav Most in 45 mintues
Жeнитe мe хapecтвaт, нo aз нe cъм кpacaвeц.
Aз cъм квapтaлeн мepзaвeц.
corn flour
Bulgaria in 1884 (in red).
кyкитe мe дeбнaт
нo нe мoгaт дa мe cпpaт
>Serbian
>culture
They stole the land losing habit from hungarians, but i must say serbs are better at it
my grandfather uses prunes, I guess most of the country does
Plums or cherry plums
Okay let me get in my horse-drawn cart, I'll be there
Over here it's grapes.
Uhhh we use that to make wine
>greek women
дeeбa кoлкo ce cлyшaхa тия пecни пpeди 10 гoдини бaцe caмo лoшитe ce чyвaхa oт кoлитe
You make wine, and with the джибpи leftovers you make rakia. It's complicated.
Щe eбa oщe мaлки кypви в гъзът,
и дa пиcкaт и дa пeят, избиг им oт pъцeтe cпpeят.
Your nation is one of gypsys and turk rape babies ahahahahahha
Oh yeah, that's true. We call that "tescovina".
Rakia is made of pretty much everything.
not really, plums is the most commong source for moonshine rakia
the popularity is something like plums>grapes>peaches>quinces>meme rakia like raspberry or pears
>love grapes
>wait all year for grapes at grandma's house to grow
>finally visit her house
>grandpa turned them all to rakiya
нaй-oбичaм гoл дa тичaм cyтpин пoкpaй HДК
и мoмчeнцa дa cъбличaм в Cпapтaкyc cлeд тoвa
BASED
Where the fuck do you live, nigger? In the Southwest no one touches plums for rakia.
get cucked grapebro
northeast
We used unripe grapes as bullets when we played with pipe guns. Grandpa was so fucking butthurt.
I get confused by all the americans here recently, what diaspora are you?
you fucking subhumans
>not using unripe plums
>not eating unripe plums as a kid
pleb as fuck
I'm not any balk diaspora it's just funny making Croatscums mad
do you like your russian neighbors
Even unripe the plums were too big. We did eat unripe plums, however. Like every single courtyard had a plum tree and we could just pick them from the branches while we were walking on the street.
i wish, that would be better than my kebab neigbors
You have kebab neighbors?
are you fucking autistic? here in plovdiv area rakiya is mainly made by plums
same, we had even a /dedicated/ plum tree on our street where every kid had its own place/branch that we climbed and used to eat the shit out of green plums in early spring, so much that the grannies got buttmad that we dont left anything to get ripe.
now that i think about it, it tasted like shit, why the fuck did we eat them before they were good to eat i have no fucking clue
Tell me about them.
Plum rakia never happened along the Struma valley.
bruh, its the northeast
deliorman
>French tourist visits my grandparents' village while they were making rakia
>first cup is called first drop and has very high concentration of alcohol
>French tourist gets curious and wants to try it
>they give it to him and he drinks it in a single sip
>everyone thought he was gonna die
Dunno either. Everyone did it and I didn't question it.
sounds to me like you got cucked out of a good rakiq
Serb and other cancerous diasporas that come from /p*l/ here and only know the words "you","gypsy" and the balkans toponyms
i dont know what to tell you, i dont socialize with them
but every cashier in my local supermarket is called Ayshe or Fatme
oh man I'm having a nostalgia attack
we used to do the same thing but on my street everyone had corcodușe(how the fuck is that even in english?)
I really loved the green unripe ones that were sour as fuck
>albanians have rakia
wtf
It's funny how us Makedonian Bulgarians along the Struma valley were the last to be liberated from the Ottomans, and yet we have 0 Turks today.
>good rakiq
>plum
plum is literally the shittiest rakia, its most common cuz its the easiest to do
peach materrace
They're called "cherry plums" in english.
Newfag.
you can thank the regular bulgarians who dont have autistic regional identities who killed them for you
>gets surprised when finds out we have more churches than mosques
>gets surprised when finds out we have rakia
>gets surprised when we have remotely anything
Do bulgars unironically take /balk/ memes seriously
i've been on balk since the beginning and when the only albanian here was shkodran from sweden
yeah, the northeast is fucked because when the t*rks saw that we are getting liberated soon they send a lot of t*rks from anadola there to try and dilute the population, it wasnt historically a t*rk infested zone before the early ~1800s
my city aint that bad, but considering its a relatively big regional city all the turkshit peasants from the villages or shit towns liek Targovishte and Razgrad come to study and work here and its terrible
That's true, many people like Hristo Chernopeev and Vlado Chernozemski were not born in Makedonia.
ah thanks, google translate gave me "mirabelle" but that sounded wierd
bulgarians know literally nothing about albania, so yeah, most of out albo knowledge comes form balk
Albania is pretty much unknown in bg.
>gets surprised when finds out we have more churches than mosques
just learned that 2bh
>gets surprised when finds out we have rakia
yeah, so? i thought only the slavs have it
greeks dont have it, its only natural that im surprised you have a slavic drink
>Do bulgars unironically take /balk/ memes seriously
what do you mean? there are no memes about albanians having no rakiq here
Mirabelle is also right. There's two types of corcoduse (softer orange ones and harder purple ones) but we call them both corcoduse.
Kak se kazvat Djanki na angliiski?
Albanians are our natural allies in the 21st century.
rakia is shit and drinking it the first thing everyone wants you to do when ur foreign in /balk/
this
the first albanian i ever saw was nehat isljami from fyrom
green plums?
damsons
...
There are 200k Turks in Macedonia
ah I get it, thanks făm
we're talking about blagoevgrad
What is a "Macedonia"?
this lad is albo
B Блaгoeвгpaд имa caмo ceляни, вcички ca или в Coфия, или в чyжбинa.