8/26: Bellator 160 - Henderson vs Freire [Prelims start at 7:50 PM EDT, 4:50 PM PDT, 12:50 AM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 1 AM BST]
8/27: ONE FC: Jakarta - Santos vs Svirid 8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Condit vs Maia 9/2: ONE FC: Kuala Lumpur - Gafurov vs Lisita 9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett 9/9: RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes 9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem 9/16: Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson 9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson 9/23: Invicta FC 19 - Maia vs Modafferi 9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg 9/25: RIZIN 2 - TBA 10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson 10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
/heem/ related fight gear for those of you with low paying jobs such as doing grunt work on a dock: ufcstore.com/MMA/on_sale/yes
Mason Sanders
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Owen James
Thanks
Cameron Price
they should be in the OP but eh whatever
Jordan Ross
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Blake Long
>cyborg is fighting a literal who rather than cutting down to 135
Why is Cyborg dodging Nunes?
Mason Thomas
spicy meme
Christian Price
>1 AM BST
3 AM BST*
Parker Hughes
news: idoportal.com
Evan Brown
okay dude if you're going to try really hard on the OP you can't fuck shit up
William Flores
P4P most attractive fighter.
John Thomas
>manlet
Aaron Young
Thank goodness this thread's OP is full of upcoming events and recent MMA news. I don't know what I'd do if the date of the next RFA event was unbeknownst to me.
Justin Russell
And stealing your girl.
Jason Jones
Can he beat Conor
Jace Smith
noticed a small mistake and corrected it my man also just wanted to say your dog is cute and can type very well
Christopher Parker
He needs to stop.
Isaac Jackson
Not even close.
Josiah Brooks
Whatever would we do without him?
Brayden Butler
Thanks OP
Camden Jackson
No problem
Ryan Baker
Shut the fuck up
Cooper Cooper
Post hot shirtless guys in OP pls
Liam Morales
D-D-Don't be rude, you're h-h-hurting my feelings?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??¿?!?!
Kayden Brown
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Isaac Richardson
I just feel sorry for Bulgaria at this point.
Parker Bennett
M A N L E T
Caleb Johnson
I hope Saturday's UFC event is filled with wrestlefucking so the casuals leave
Reminder that REAL fight fans watch Bellator and boycott UFC because of their unethical business practices and the fact that Dana White support Trump.
Easton Cook
So he's around till mid 2017, yeh.
Leo Perez
can't help it I'm ignorant and my IQ is low
Levi Cox
You make me
Brody Richardson
Are we pretending again?
Connor Price
You *are* English, after all.
Asher Carter
Any love for Kingdom around these parts?
Jordan Scott
I'd heem """""both of""""" you in a second
Jose Brooks
I watched it.
Justin Torres
No I am not. No one in Britain is English m8
Connor Jackson
Not if I distracted you with a cheeseburger
Austin Perry
How many of you can hold a squat for 30 minutes without feeling any discomfort?
Julian Moore
Demian Maia vs. Carlos Condit Anthony Pettis vs. Charles Oliveira Paige VanZant vs. Bec Rawlings Joe Lauzon vs. Jim Miller
optional: Sam Alvey vs. Kevin Casey and/or Chad Laprise vs. Thibault Gouti
Aiden Watson
I could squat your nuts on my forehead.
Isaac Bell
Condit Oliveira PVZ Lauzon
Jonathan Bailey
>britgays
Daniel Roberts
>Maia >Oliveira >Paige >Lauzon >Alvey >Laprise
Robert Hernandez
fuck off auscunt ive already fapped 3 times in the last 12 hours, dont you do this
Blake Nguyen
haha rekt
Eli Garcia
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Ayden Wright
Carlos Oliveira PVZ Lauzon
Brody Gutierrez
>3 times in the last 12 hours
that's casual mode, try 6 times in 8 hours
Adam Jackson
Any fights on the lellator card worth checking out besides Henderson?
Not really sure why you're on /heem/ if you're not here to fap tbqh.
Wyatt Sullivan
Wew
Jacob Robinson
The one in blue has an insane bunda.
Leo Sanders
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Nathaniel Ward
Condit via 4th round T/KO Pettis via 1st round T/KO PVZ via decision Lauzon via decision Alvey via 3rd round T/KO Laprise via decision
Ethan Reyes
Literally a pedo
Blake Stewart
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Brody James
Chinzo Machida is on the prelims
Jackson Diaz
What is wrong with her hair?
Henry Russell
steroid side effect
Kevin Howard
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN SHROOMTECH KRILL & MCT OIL PRIMATE CARE PILLS youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015 >YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
