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>Riverun arc leads to nothing
>NOTHING AT ALL
>NOTHING AT ALL
>NOTHING AT ALL
>NOTHING AT ALL
>NOTHING AT ALL
>NOTHING AT ALL

Azor Jon!

should have made it an offscreen edition

river run only happened so jaime wouldnt be in KL when cersei goes nuclear

besides that, all of the river run arc was totally purposeless just like my life

From what I hear, it's worth it to avoid this episode. True?

Where can I watch the new episode?

Shireen is still noble best girl.

No iit was shit

What happens tonight? Bastard bowl yet?

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Did Sup Forums crash?

ACTUAL DIALOGUE
>you told her to kill me
>yes but here you are and there she is [arya cut her face off and stuck in on the wall] finally a girl is no one
>a girl is arya stark of winterfell, and i'm going home

Jesus fuck that ending didn't make any sense at all.

Is Jaqen literally retarded? Why is he calling her no one when she clearly proofed that she still is Arya? Why is he calling her no one just for killing the waif? What the fuck are D&D smoking? My head hurts from this stupidity.

OFFSCREEN
OFFSCREEN
OFFSCREEN
OFFSCREEN
OFFSCREEN

Blackfish was a based character and yet they couldn't even show his final stand yet could show a pointless fucking scene of reddit dwarf and the two worst characters joking around

>Rumors are much, much, more.
What did he mean by this? Is he talking about The Hound? The Wildfire?

>Arya being fine after those stabs

Some bullshit right there man.

The idea of Tyrion trusting the masters enough not to have the city defences at red alert, and scouts constantly checking is some bullshit

FOOKIN CONFIRMED

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give this girl an emmy

I think this was the weakest episode of the series.

I found it funny that both the Blackfish and the Waif died off-screen.

TULLYS

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Wildfire.
See Brans flashback. Cersei will blow Kings Landing up.

Apologize

>I'll catapult your baby and smear it's blood on the walls of Riverrun while I rape your Frey wife and your sister's dead corpse just for Cersei.

Seriously Jaimie?

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TWO FUCKING YEARS IN BRAAVOS WITH ARYA TRAINING JUST FOR HER TO KILL THE WAIF OFFSCREEN AND SAY SHES GOING HOME

FUCKING KILL ME

to go forward you must go back :^) :^) :^)

I'm sorry for ever thinking you were good writers.

Nth for Shireen

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STONEHEART FORESHADOWING, LOOK AT THE PATTERN BENEATH THE EYES

Is this really a leak?

>Stannis gets offscreen death
>shaggydog gets offscreen death
>BF Gets off screen death
>DABID

Are they trolling the Stannisfags by doing more and more offscreen deaths? If so, it'd be one decision D&D made that I love.

remember when blackfish died offscreen?

not bad but black fish alleging just going off to an hero is lame

Did these fuckers actually make the hound say that the prefers chickens?

They are literally embracing all the memes right now and putting them in the show. Absolute madmen.

Worst /got/ episode. Cringy and painful to watch

Ser Black of House Jack

Wait what happened, the episode already leaked?

WHERE?

The episode really leaked.
I have no idea what that screenshot is about, though.

How to one-dimensionalize everyone the show

Its all according to keikaku for Jaquen.

Hey, she learned how to skin people's faces off and how to fight in the dark.

With the kind of lighting there around in Westeros now, she's got the edge on everybody except GOOD MEN

>arya not tyler durden
>wasn't setting a trap
>just completely retarded
>waif stalks arya through the city like a 80's slasher villian
>leaves with no fucks given by jaquen
b r a v o

The way that camera was panning at the water while the Hound was taking a piss gives me 100% confidence that we'll see LSH.

Screencap this fucking post.

Would give Shireen tender loving sex.

remember when waif died offscreen?

Topkek

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But WHAT is his keikaku and why isn't he faithful to the many faced god? What the fuck is even going on

Would hug her and possibly hold her hand.

>killing the blackfish offscreen instead of having jaime kill him

do d&d just enjoy making shitty decisions?

stannis?

UPDATED HOUSE POWER RANKINGS

1. House Targaryen
2. House Arryn
3. House Bolton
4. House Greyjoy
5. House Lannister
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>9001. House Stark
>900001. House Frey

So there will be no Cleganebowl, instead Hound will fight White Walkers?

FUCKING CONFIRMED

EVEN MORE HYPE THAN CLEGANEBOWL

Valyrian steel axe when?

His last stand would've been shit.

An old man against a shitload of lannister guards in full armor

Would do the same after having sex with her.

>1. House Targaryen

>No LSH
>Cleganebowl cancelled
>Horrible Braavos scenes
>Horrible Meereen pyramid scenes

if it wasn't for battle of the bastards i would drop this awful shitshow right now

>Brienne: if you wanna die then do it fighting for your kin
>Blackfish: uhhh sorry but us older fart actors cost too much money. time to go and get barristan'd

Is this a virus?

100% guarantee whoever came up with those slavers ships attacking with flaming catapults has played too much Rome 2/Attila Total War.

BRIENNE WAS ONLY IN RIVERRUN TO AVOID SENDING RAVENS AND SHE SENDS A FUCKING RAVEN

CLEGANEBOWL CANCELLED

END IT ALL

Edmure confirmed for shit cunt

No its the ep

Yeah that was pretty shit.

Sansa's lost even more kin now.

And Blackfish could've been helpful in full on military strategy and war tactics

She's actually one of the better actresses on the show.

>Implying the house of 1 isn't going to wreck the shit out of Westeros.

Preston is going to be sooo BTFO. The butthurt will flow like a great ocean.
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WHY DID JAGQUEN LET ARYA GO?!?!?

Pretty lewd.

A genuinely bad episode

I don't understand the character motivations or personalities at all anymore, they change in a bipolar fashion it's like watching a WWE plot.

>5 seconds of dany
Look she can be an annoying cunt and all, but I really wanted to see the dragons wreck some shit.

>Book Edmure: lets Blackfish escape
>Show Edmure: sends men to lock him up

>Book Blackfish: escapes so he can keep fighting for his family
>Show Blackfish: dies pointlessly offscreen

goto bed quasimodo

OFFSCREEN DEATHS

>house of 1

you surely meant 2

It's not, but the episode was fucking shit

faceless men were pointless
riverrun was pointless
becomeing noone was pointless
everythint Tyrion did in Mereen was pointless


pls end it

many faced god just wants someone, anyone dead apparently. and it doesnt matter who it is

DABID
YA KNOW WHAT WOODEN AND TAR SHIPS SHOULD HAVE?
FLAME THROWING CATAPULTS
IT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY IBBEN

The message being sent back means nothing now if Ramsay gets it.

The letter being sent at all would be something if Ramsay got it.

whether Ramsay intercepts Brienne's message to Sansa or not, the result is the same, no Tully army is coming

remember when stannis died offscreen?

Mutual respect, same reason she didn't kill him.

he was ok in his scenes with brienne

and doesnt he say the catapult shit in the books?

I know.
I would be attentive.

Her coming back at least hopefully ends the cringe of the 3 amigos in Meereen. Holy fuck you know it's bad when you're glad Dany is back.

>CLEGANEBOWL CANCELLED

Seriously, what the fuck?
I think D&D must just hate their fanbase at this point

>Cleganebowl BTFO'd
>Hiouse Tully BTFO'd
>Cersei BTFO'd

Thank You Based King Tommen

It was not very good at all. 4/10

A girl's face is now on the Wall as Jaqen said.

He never said it had to be Arya Stark's face

>tfw Waiffaggot got btfo

>Tommen condemning his mother to death by some shitty trial

only good part of the episode

It's like they enjoy making the worst possible decisions, I watched that GoT panel with Mac from IASIP recently and fuck me D&D are smug

That's the message of this season.
Everything is pointless.

Well, jokes aside we do know, or rather dont know, some things.

1: Most importantly, we dont know the many faced god's logic. Its evident that Jaquen has been lying about them so far, which we can tell from all the inconsistencies.

2. Becoming "no one" has nothing to do with what you want to be. Saying youre "no one" doesnt make you "no one", and just the same saying youre "Arya Stark" doesnt mean you havent become no one, which seems to be what Jaquen is implying.

3. Jaquen has to be supernatural beyond the act of switching faces. Either that or he had someone wilfully die in his place after Arya killed Trant. As a supernatural being, he should have greater interests than just keeping up an assassins guild, and apparently these interests incorporate Arya in some way.

I dont know what the hell to make of it, but its clear that the established logic of the many faced god is out the window, and the faceless men are something more than assassins.

>Finally a girl is no one
>No, a girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell, and she is going home
>Tips fedora and goes home

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY DONE,

ITS HAPPENED, THEYVE GONE NUCLEAR WITH RAPING ARYA'S STORYLINE. WHY D&D WHY

>mfw after this episode.

>radmure is now shitmure
>Rest in RIP Blackfish
>CleganeNo
>No more trial by combat
>Jaime still loves Cersei
>The ENTIRE Arya storyline is just fucked
>Tyrion drinking again
>Dany out of goddamn nowhere

GUYS THIS BOTHERS ME. WE ARE WAITING EVERY FUCKIN WEEK LONG TO LISTEN WHAT HAPPENED IN OFFSCREEN. FUCK THIS IM DONE.