>A short sketch's worth of jokes stretched into a full-length feature.
What did they mean by this?
A short sketch's worth of jokes stretched into a full-length feature
Why there was never a sequel.
Why this style died off entirely
Why hollywood only does blue and orange comic book movies based off of bourne.
THATS ALOTTA NUTS!
call me betty.
A boom
cha boom
You go that way, I'll go home
It will be significant
weeoow weeoow weeoow
I was going to go see this movie when it was in theatres, but it was cut early on account of literally no one seeing it.
Birdie
Birdie birdie
Every goddamn time
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
my ass
...
SHIRT RIPPER!
i am bleeding
making me the victor
Subtle reference only for true connoisseurs
WHHAAAALLLLLEEEE
Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell
QuUACK
...
>right here in my hand
WDHMBT?
You know Odekerk's doing the sequel right now, user?
The aliens! They're French!
He meant he knew he was coming and was utterly prepared to serve the Chosen One's needs
It'll probably be full of memes.
Stream?
This Summer
CLIMBING UP ON SOLSBURY HILL
ONE
OF US
IS WEARING
A PUSHUP BRA
Kung Pow was the only movie I've ever seen in the theater where I got up and left during it.
Cow go moo
HE JUST LEFT...WITH NUTS!
I skipped school and went and saw the Rocky and Bullwinkle movie with my brother.
I wished I just stayed in school that day.
Stream it meme
He's been doing the sequel right now for over 10 years
Proof that hollywood ignores racism against Asians
It's a death sentence!
...
Oooh momento
IT'S LACY
AND CUTE
PROVIDING
SUPPORT
it was like....one clean chunk man.
iv'e got some yellow liquid for your popcorn.
>Ah'm the chosen one, here on the other side of the wall!
Your tricks will not fool me, ventriloquists!
>...we are both ventriloquists and hanging upside down
>I swing a bit more
>I swing a bit less
my favorite line
reminder that kung pow has aged like milk but it has choice lines that will echo through the annuls of eternity
>RED CLOTHES
so do asians. you ever met jackie chan?
...
WHAT?
HOW DID KUNG POW AGE BAD?
.....
>that cow scene
hmmmm....
>Look mom, I posted it again!
I think the shitty CGI makes the movie better
Taco bell
Taco bell
Product placement with Taco Bell
*poorly dubbed*
THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY
YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT
Rotting like a papaya