A short sketch's worth of jokes stretched into a full-length feature

>A short sketch's worth of jokes stretched into a full-length feature.
What did they mean by this?

Why there was never a sequel.

Why this style died off entirely

Why hollywood only does blue and orange comic book movies based off of bourne.

THATS ALOTTA NUTS!

call me betty.

A boom
cha boom

You go that way, I'll go home

It will be significant

weeoow weeoow weeoow

I was going to go see this movie when it was in theatres, but it was cut early on account of literally no one seeing it.

Birdie
Birdie birdie

Every goddamn time

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

my ass

...

SHIRT RIPPER!

i am bleeding

making me the victor

Subtle reference only for true connoisseurs

WHHAAAALLLLLEEEE

Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell

QuUACK

...

>right here in my hand

WDHMBT?

You know Odekerk's doing the sequel right now, user?

The aliens! They're French!

He meant he knew he was coming and was utterly prepared to serve the Chosen One's needs

It'll probably be full of memes.

Stream?

This Summer

CLIMBING UP ON SOLSBURY HILL

ONE
OF US
IS WEARING
A PUSHUP BRA

Kung Pow was the only movie I've ever seen in the theater where I got up and left during it.

Cow go moo

HE JUST LEFT...WITH NUTS!

I skipped school and went and saw the Rocky and Bullwinkle movie with my brother.

I wished I just stayed in school that day.

Stream it meme

He's been doing the sequel right now for over 10 years

Proof that hollywood ignores racism against Asians

It's a death sentence!

...

Oooh momento

IT'S LACY
AND CUTE
PROVIDING
SUPPORT

it was like....one clean chunk man.
iv'e got some yellow liquid for your popcorn.

>Ah'm the chosen one, here on the other side of the wall!

Your tricks will not fool me, ventriloquists!

>...we are both ventriloquists and hanging upside down
>I swing a bit more
>I swing a bit less

my favorite line

reminder that kung pow has aged like milk but it has choice lines that will echo through the annuls of eternity

>RED CLOTHES

so do asians. you ever met jackie chan?

...

WHAT?

HOW DID KUNG POW AGE BAD?

.....


>that cow scene


hmmmm....

>Look mom, I posted it again!

I think the shitty CGI makes the movie better

Taco bell
Taco bell
Product placement with Taco Bell

*poorly dubbed*

THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY

YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT

Rotting like a papaya