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f1 is back after the summer break

>Shamilton to get a load of penalties
>Kvyat is still alive
>Ocon in Manor
>a few teams to test the halo in fp
>2017: nothing is solve

GP K I N O
Race 1: Sat 27 Aug 2016, 15:40 (GMT+2)
Race 2: Sun 28 Aug 2016, 10:25 (GMT+2)

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Night lads

>F1 is back tomorrow

Front row for F1 97
youtube.com/watch?v=nZoMIvqPSpg

While on F1 games what is the general feeling with 2016? Also is that one streaming lad still doing stuff on Twitch. Just how many viewers does racing stuff get on there?

4th for Amd Amx win

daniel ricciardo will never win another race

He will win this weekend and you will feel like a fool

theres too much blood in your head from living upside down

Hamiltoon penalties, starts way back sadface.jpg
finishes 2nd after amd amx and before 2ndberg because it was raining for 2 minutes and he lost the entire field.

Holland fans everywhere.

With all the AMX hype how long will it be until we get a return of the Dutch GP? Bernie must know there's money to be had there

9th for Alonso finishing 9th

If it's not one of the big twitch players the

No idea man. there is talk, endless talkings especially now with amx, but I aint too sure its feasible.

there's no infrastructure to get fans/F1 on the track in a reasonable way.
track needs loads of work.
Bernie will promise 100% and then remove without hesitation, Zandvoort knows this as well.
and making money in F1 as track seems pretty grim.
our royal prince bought the track, he might be smart about it and capitalize because amx but I'd say Assen has a better shot, if any.

Hamilton wins from last on the grid.

Will suck cock for whoever makes a Bingo chart. I recommend its cock sucking based.
>mad amx's cock gets sucked for overtaking on eau rouge
>hamilton's cock gets sucked for overtaking the mid field in a 3.5 second per lap faster car
>rosberg's cock gets sucked for winning the race from pole with no competition
>Ocon's cock gets sucked for doing a mediocre job on his first race

no homo btw

SUMMER WAS NOT ENOUGH

he looks like wojak

GET HIM OUT GET HIM OUT
reeeee

Reckon he'll pull a cheeky banzai move up Eau Rouge killing himself & HAM in the process?

We all saw it lad

wagfag found out he got a GF over the break.

Doesn't know who she is.

Suicide is not a joke lads. Done a fair few myself in my time.

A temporary fix to the void slowly taking over what we knew as Daniel Kvyat. Who knows maybe he could be the Russian version of Jos and create a vodka fueled mad max.

suicide is the last thing I would try

What are the chances Kvyat will actively try to slam himself into a wall during the race?

He will crash into Vettel
Vettels cars debris will get in his cockpit killing him
FIA will have a meeting changing the decision about halo and implement it next season
Next season will have drastically more crashes from the reduced field of vision
F1 will die a quiet death because of Kvyat

This 1 is all the proof you need my black friend

You can't tell me this dude has absolutely zero support system. Geez at least ask RoGRO how he got thru his troubles.

>44
>1
>Black man
Like poetry.

>Betaberg will lose even though Hamilton is getting penalties

jej

>2016
>not using cleartype

> he still owns a personal computer
> needs to worry about shit like text rendering
Tablet is the future, and the future is now.

>It's a max episode

6 bongs, 50 bings

post your fp1 hype face

>fp1 is at 4 AM

How do you do it, Ameribros?

>Spa this weekend

I have such nostalgia for Spa. Every time we go back I'm reminded of Jenson Button's RELENTLESS performance (not my words, check wikipedia) at the 2012 Belgian Grand Prix. I knew right then and there that he was future WDC material, despite the fact that he wasn't even in his prime yet.

I'd reckon it was a good 7 years before he hit his prime, at the 2011 Canadian Grand Prix. To think that he also won a WDC before then in an underperforming Brawn is simply incredible. IMO that was the greatest single season performance by a driver in F1 history, the kind of thing that puts Fangio, Senna, Prost, and Schumi all to shame.

It's absolutely pathetic that the man was never picked up by a powerhouse team like Ferrari or Red Bull. He would've put Vettel in his place and pounded his boipussy, just like he's done to his teammate every year. With such driving prowess, I can only assume that they made him an offer and, being the true Englishman he is, Button decided he'd rather rebuild his ailing childhood heroes, Mclaren.

Nonetheless, I would expect big things from Button this weekend. Spa is a real CHASSIS track and I'd bet Mclaren has the best one on the grid. Nothing short of a top 5 in quali would be acceptable. For the race, a podium is on the cards for sure. Just look at the stats this season. Rosberg won every race until Jenson put the Mclaren in the points, and since then hes only won once. He's in Rosbergs head, got that PSYCHOLOGICAL advantage, and will blow the kid the fuck out when they go wheel to wheel. He's gonna be gunning for the win, I'm sure of it. Honestly, the only question I have about this weekend is whether or not Lewis Hamilton can handle racing with a REAL BRITON.

I hope we get a wet race at Singapore lads

Is this bait I can't tell

Try to go to sleep earlier, which usually fails. Wake up at 4am, watch FP1 half awake and drifting in and out of consciousness..realize after 15 minutes that I can just re-watch it after work and go back to sleep.

It's pasta

Okay will give this a shot

Quelle le baisage did you just fucking say about moi, you peu bitte? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my lycée in the Renault crashing académie, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Fernando Alonso, and I have over 1 confirmed race bans. I am trained in wheel-to-wheel warfare and I’m the top divebomber in the whole of Swiss motorsports. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will crash you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on la Terre, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Maldonados across Venezuela and your telemetry is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, connard. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your engine. You’re fucking dead, môme. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can end you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just at La Source. Not only am I extensively trained in losing my front wing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Scuderia Ferrari and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable car off the surface of the track, you little backmarker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, tu fichu crétin. I will shit la furie all over you and you will DNF in it. You’re fucking dead, putain.

Because Vettel Wins Lol is back for Spa.

Download.

thread theme
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I cant sleep. Warm weather in the netherlands is hell.
Wish I was back in Portugal.

torrents

Reminder that Channel 4 is broadcasting live this weekend

you live in the us
stop illegally pirating our country's content

I just watch FP2, Quali, and the Race, all at a comfy 8 AM

(no social life so my weekend nights are free and I get to bed early)

>watching Channel 4 coverage
>Alain Prost starts talking

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
How can the GOAT be so boring?

based lewis

That's a bloke isn't it?

I always find him really understated but interesting.

Nicole has said numerous times that she was a beard for lewis, so yea, it is.

Will gimi save us this weekend lads?

nth for a ROS RAI RIC podium

>spa
>hot af
>aero upgrades

he'd better do it

source?

that beardclub twitter is fucking hilarious

Why is Kimi so good at spa
He even beat Alonso in the F14-T, y'know, the car gimi normally finished 11th in

Fuck this shit
I'm tired of coming second
This weekend I will become a hamilton fanboy

not allowed

you're only allowed to be a hamilton fan if you became a fan before 2014

NEW
Rucking
York

>ypu're not allowed
Fuck off
I do whatever i want

ok but you're officially a fair weather fan

there were Hamilton fans before 2014?

skysports.com/f1/news/12433/10517527/daniil-kvyat-dead-body-found-in-hotel-room

I am now a Hamilton fan

Hnnnng this interviewer is so flawless she makes my chest a little tight

>those lips
youtube.com/watch?v=UORNoLdCaXA

F

>mfw it links to an actual article

Got legit scared for a second there

Rip

love this one

Don't care

lol you can just edit anything in you want

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Seeing Alain nowadays makes me sad about Senna's death. Not because I like Senna more than Prost, but I just imagine them being bros.

>there will never be a sit down interview with Prost, Senna and Schumacher

> miss me yet?

who's the weiner at the top right of the press conference?

Ocon.

>mad max at 37
>7WDCs now with Ferrari
>Ferrari team built around him
>Car is fast in testing; MAX certain to win most WDCs ever
>Ferrari fires Sacha Grosjean between testing and first race
>Promotes Kvyat Jnr from AF Corse
>Kvyat Jnr and AMX trade places leading the championship
>Kvyat Jnr wins Monaco, which is the only track AMX hasn't won
>AMX goes full NO
>Pulls Schumacher moves to stay in front rest of the season
>Get to 2nd last race in China
>Kvyat Jnr bombs the first corner
>Max reacts late
>gets T-boned and is out of the race
>Max: "HE CAME AT ME LIKE A TORPEDO"
>Kvyat Jnr wins race
>Now above Max in points
>Max gets suspended for 'wreckless defending' because they banned it too stop him winning
>Kvyat Jnr wins WDC

These sponsored news stories always seem so plausible.

oh he must be the new manor driver

kyblat is being really awkward

What, that's an actual article? I thought it was just a meme shop.

Anyone have a Henno instead? I like high bitrates.

>henno
You have to go back.

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You are very kind, thank you.

threadly reminder
7a48
is literally all you ever need

Don't know what the actual story was, but that's how it appeared on the news page I was reading.

Literally the first thing I see when I turn on the stream is Sky saying choco still has a chance. Fuck's sake.

8 minutes and 19 seconds

>This post
>This flag

I hope max dies so all toothpaste posters will leave. They're a cancer on /f1/

>Paul di Resta

>du pasta

Trying too hard to fit in, kiwiboy.

Literally the first thing I see when I turn on the Sup Forums is a maxposter. Fuck's sake.

Verstappen's orange Dutch helmet. Belgians btfo, he's Dutch.

>henno

>all these halos

Fuck off