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shes perfectly fine after getting shanked edition

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first for monford and stannis

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Based hound

FINGER IN BUTT , DICK JOKES, FORESKIN

BRAVO DND

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK THIS EPISODE

I wish I could finger my friend's butt as a joke

Should I?.... just for laughs...

>have a show where everything is possible
>do the least imaginative story possible

neat

don't worry, just sleep it off.

RIGHT IN THE AXEHOLE

You can be stabbed multiple times in the stomach and live if you aren't a giant pussy and have the will to survive.

HOUND OUR BOY

OUR BOY

This is fucking awful and you should be ashamed of yourselves for thinking any of this is good writing.

Daily reminder that this is the work of an ''''''''expert assassin'''''''' and thronedrones will defend this

>no link to old thread

kys

>gregors armor rekt by a peasant with a pointy stick

SLEEP TIGHT WOLFY

Where is episode 9 preview?

>killing the waif off screen
>killing blackfish offscreen
>5 minutes of cringy drinking with muh tyrion
>arya survives getting gutted
>can run through all the city
>muh finger in the butthole jokes xD
>muh chicken hound memes xDD

END IT ALL DAVID

>Arya: Essos is east. Westeros is west. What's west of Westeros? That's where all the maps stop. I'd like to go there.

FLAT EARTH CONFIRMED

what's west of westeros

???

Just say no homo after bro

pod dies

spoilers

MUUUUUH BOOOOOOOOOKS MUUUUUH BOOKS waaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaah - every bookfag every week obsessing over and ranting about GOT like pathetic cucks haha

mordor

That scene between arya and the actress was kinda cute.

>Get your belly cut open
>Get stabbed twice
>Fall into shit water with those open wounds
>Nah, a quick patch up by some fucking actress is all you need

Seriously what the fuck happened to this show? No way this would fly Seasons 1-3.

Isn't Cancel supposed to be skinny and beat up?

>LORD OF LIGHT
>BLACK PRIEST

FUCK YOU D&D

>right at bump limit

Why newfag? You know the threads can go up to 500 posts during the live threads alone?

FUCK YOU!!!

45 mins

BASED BOBERT STRONG

This is fucking garbage

Season 5, episode 10:
>High Sparrow:There are those that say your children were not fathered by King Robert, that they are bastards born of incest and adultery.
>Cersei: A lie. A lie from the lips of Stannis Baratheon. He wants the throne, but his brother's children stand in his way. So he claims they are not his brother's. That filth. There is not one shred of truth to it. I deny it.
>HIgh Sparrow: Good. But these are terrible charges. And the realm must know the truth of them. If Your Grace has given honest testimony, your trial will prove your innocence.
>Cersei: Trial? I have confessed.
>High Sparrow: To a single sin. Others you have denied. Your trial will separate the truths from the falsehoods.

SO THE HIGH FUCKING SPARROW OF THE FAITH OF THE SEVEN IS MAKING THE CHARGES AGAINST CERSEI FOR A MAN WHO FOLLOWED THE RED GOD, AND TOMMEN, KEVAN, AND PYCELLE HAVE ALLOWED IT?

IT
MAKES
NO
FUCKING
SENSE

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!

IF you defend this shit fuck yourself you low intelligence cow

She could barely walk towards the ending 'fight', but she was walking perfectly fine in the ending scene. Also 'finally a girl is no one', it means Waif has become a faceless, not Arya.

It's not her.

FATALITY

This bothers me much more than I'd like to admit.

So. Fucking. Stupid. Seriously which cocksucker sat at a table and thought this up? Who thought this was good, coherent writing?

WHERE DA PREVYOU AT BUBBA

I started watching near the end of the arya/actress scene, what did i miss in the first 10 minutes

>the bronn chokes pods spoilers were true
>he didnt choke him to death

would you fuck brienne ?

FLAWLESS VICTORY

CLEGENEBOWL CONFIRMED!!!!

Cleganebowl

GLORY KILL!!!

i think i'll stop watching the show after this season

AWWW SHIT NIGGA

F

>He woudln't fuck Brienne

Sup Forums BTFO

>Lancel what a stupid name.

WHATS UP WITH THIS SHOW AND PEOPLE GRABBING DICKS/ASSHOLES

Fucking newfag we knew this since the first trailer from march

the hell is this

Markus, nyt nukkumaan.

>some farmer's weapon punches right through a king's guard plate armor

What the fuck is the point even???

>Scene is initially lame.
>Based Clegane shows up and makes the scene great.
>Boring scene shows up.
>Then a Clegane does something awesome and unshits it.

This two fuckers need their own episode. Just 60 minutes of Cleganes doing Clegane stuff.

holy fuck that sound

Pod stay losing

>Cersei burns kings landing with no survivors after Tommen dies
>Jaime comes back and chokes her to death for this

Why?

>mfw the champion of violence has returned to the show

C L E G A N E

>yfw it was literally just some random dude in this teaser and not syrio

Robert Strong makes me want to take steroids and lift.

Would YOU fuck Brienne of Tarth?

Le Arya le Explorer with Instahealing powers lmao

>Arya wouldn't just stand out in the open like an idiot they said
>Arya won't be running and jumping around immediately after getting stabbed they said
>There must be SOME point to the entire character of the Waif they said

Can this be the final end of theorycrafting, where we accept that everything on the show is what it is, no matter how dumb that means D&D are?

It was bronn!

Not lady stoneheart!

Becausd Cersei become Mad Queen and she wants to burn KL after she burned the sept.

Drive safe popcorn

where u read that?

BRONN
R
O
N
N

Episode is good so far.

King's landing plot is rounding up nicely.

>The Lord of Light is not done with you yet
What is he going to do then? Cleganebowl is unconfirmed? Will he fight the White Walkers?

When are they gonna stop bullying Pod ;_;

Arya Stark, I'm CIcunt

What's the point f adapting something if you're just going fuck it all up. They could have easily made an original show, don't even have to buy rights for them, and someone else could have adapted it properly.

watchersonthewall.com/topic/jon-and-littlefinger-scene/

>Have VFX source who works in major firm used by this series. This plot exists, different from the way you expect if you’ve read the books. Northern plot in episode 10. Northern Houses converge in Winterfell post battle. Express regret for not following Jon into battle. Big speech for fat Northern Lord where he struggles to kneel and calls Jon his King. Other Lords follow. Proclaimed King in the North and Jon Stark. In addition, (though less positive) told the shot from trailer where Littlefinger glances behind at something circling when someone comes into view, is Winterfell godswood. CGI stick used for the rear glance shot. Told CGI stick used for Ghost who encircles LF, and the face to face is with Jon. LF will make a big claim of knowledge he is in possession of to Jon. Wish to reiterate less positive this is accurate. VFX source did no work with this supposed scene. Second hand info.

>20 min
>nothing has happened

When that plot armor
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

I can't handle all this bullying

Well I'm black so yes

Why is everyone so gay?

yea WTF /got/

I don't even give a fuck about a proper adaptation, the show is retarded just looking at the show.

I want to love the show for what it is but it's so far away from the books that it hurts

SOMEONE POST THE FUCKING PREVIEW

He's not my friend! He works for the Boy-King, the Baratheon Man. No charge for him.

This.

The idea of her surviving a random stab in the gut, fine yet dumb.

Surviving an Assassin...?
Retarded.

>was hyped all week to see the waif have a nice fight with arya
>arya can run through braavos with her guts hanging out of her belly
>the waif looks like fucking naruto when running
>she dies offscreen

just kill me already i'm fucking done

WHY WOULD BRIENNE REVEAL SANSA'S PLAN TO JAIME

WHAT THE FUCK

Bron needs to be in every episode

MAGIC COCK

Essos

>ep 10

it's a Dany gives a speech then chides Tyrion because in Essos he's a cock jokin wine drinkin fuckup episode

lol D&D gonna D&D

>Arya wont join the mummers and convince them to head to westeros

Overall though this episode was quite terrible.
>dany just arrives back and thats it
>jokes with a dwarf, eunuch and translator
>blackfish dies offscreen
>tommen willingly assures his mothers execution

Lannisters have already won the war. Its just business now

What?