What Premier League team should I support?

Put down a team and explain why I should spend my time supporting them

PICK WHATEVER TEAM YOU WANT. STOP WITH THE STUPID THREADS PLS.

None because you don't live there.

What players do you like, yank?

Liverpool because ABL'ism is a mental disease. You don't want to be mentally ill do you?

Leeds United

Reason: Leeds United

newcastle :^)

manchester united because we are winning the league

>we

LOL FUCKING AMERICANS

Crystal Palace

Drinkey and the boys

CP was great before they got rid of Bolasie and Jedinak, RIP Pardew. I had them as my dark horse the last two seasons and holy shit did they slip away in the 2nd half of 15/16.

>support
you JFs use this word but don't know what it means

supporters buy tickets and shirts, attend matches buy food and drink etc and encourage others to do the same to keep the club afloat or 'support' it

fans watch games on tv, know the difference

Only one choice.

why do so many americans support arsenal.

when i pretended to care about povertyball my brother and i "supported" arsenal, because the first game we saw was them.

bournemouth lmao

Arselulz if you want suffer

SHART IN MART

Wrong league la

I support Barcelona and Manchester United. I'm a bit of a leicester fan too now so you can go with them too.

>premier league clubs in 2016
>supporters buy shirts, food and drink etc to keep the club afloat

really makes you think

>new TV deals are the biggest boost to clubs' revenue in forever
>fans who watch games on TV do not support the club

Crystal palace is the most American team in the PL. Cheerleaders, eagles, you'll feel right at home.

Just watch the footy, don't be a random-team-supporting bellend.

Your local side you cancerous cunt

man city because they piss off the most autists on this sub

None. Just focus on american football.

>70775980
>this sub

No (you) for you, lad

This

Between college and the nfl, you have more then enough to distract you from your shitty miserable life without having to wake up at 7 am on the weekend to watch spics jog for 90 minutes.

liverpool senpai

This. If anything you'll try and support a team and just get bored before the game even ends. I do it every year.

Spurs tbqh

m8 you probably live in Brighton and probably supported Man City for that one season where they one the league.

I'd say Middlesbrough, but you're not local enough to be honest

Man U if you like winning
Chelsea if you're plastic
Man City if you're plastic and hate Man U
Tottenham if you're a pessimist, or Jewish
Liverpool if you don't mind waiting until next year, for every season.
Arsenal if you're black
Hull City if you're inbred
Crystal Palace if you're Welsh
Leicester if you're working class
Everton if you hate Liverpool
Stoke if you like rough players
Southampton if you're old

This.

We're:

>white nationalists
>vote for UKIP/Tories
>use niggers in our team as workhorses
>redpilled af
>comfy-friendly
>have the 3rd best player in the world after Messi and Donaldo (Aiden Azzar)
>BTFO London rivals Arselel and Totteshit even when we're doing shit
>NEET-friendly
>anti-heroes (2012 CL run had Chelsea's biggest good guy moments)

>london
>white anything

Arsenal because youre a plastic American

>implying Sup Forums isn't reddit-tier

>Crystal Palace if you're Welsh

Canadian education

Newcastle because of the jail stripes.

We pushed a PSG Niggerfan out of a train to protect our blonde-haired, blue-eyed women.

>mfw your womyn are trannies