IN A WORLD

IN A WORLD

WHERE DC MAKES GOOD MOVIES

RAVISHED BY WAR

It was Don La Fontaine or something that did a bunch of these, right?

Hasn't he been dead for a decade?

ONE MEME RULES THEM ALL

As an objective person who doesn't give a crud about capeshit, The Dark Knight Rises is the best superheroes movie

>"(Studio name) invites you..."

GET CUNNY

STARRING ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR LEONARDO DICAPRIO

Based on the Broadway smash hit musical

DO THE MARIO

>BASED ON A TRUE STORY

>Disclaimer: may not actually be based on a true story

CHASITY DEVICES FOR EVERYONE

ONE MAN AND HIS WIFE'S SON

Name three movie trailers that used this phrase unionically.

FROM THE DIRECTOR THAT BROUGHT YOU MEMENTO, AND MEMENTO: THE REMAKE

WHEN A BIG GUY BRINGS FRIENDS ON AN AIRCRAFT

...

this thread is drunk as fuck

>It ain't not mean starts playing

almost every B-grade movie

SOUNDS GREAT

OF WARCRAFT

WHERE VOMIT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH

*FAMISHED

FROM THE PRODUCERS WHO BROUGHT YOU BLACKED

WHERE WOMEN RULE SUPREME

ROB SCHNEIDER IS...

THE HUMAN DILDO

AND ADAM SANDER GUEST STARS AS...

AND HE'S GONNA LEARN, FUCKING ROASTIE CAMWHORES ISNT AN EASY JOB

Someone should record a reading of this. We actually managed to pull off a slightly coherent story.