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>romo edition

DAL:Romo leaves preseason game with back injury
MIA:Stills ahead of Parker in 3rd preseason game
ATL:Update: Julio Jones held out as a precaution
ATL:Falcons 1st-round SS Neal injures knee at MIA
IND:Robert Turbin expected to be Colts No. 2 back
DEN:Siemian has already won Broncos starting job?
FA:Donte Whitner visiting the Panthers on Friday
PIT:Ladarius Green 'holding out hope' for Week 1
DAL:Report: Elliott reported to camp overweight
ARZ:Brown back at Cardinals practice on Thursday
NE:Patriots acquire Browns bust Barkevious Mingo
HOU:Report: Watt expects to practice next week

First for Panthers

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>DEN: Siemian has already won Broncos starting job?

please delete this

Where's Tiki?

I just love how the shitty falcons game is on NBC but the COWBOYS GAME ISN'T WHY

Hopefully Bill O'Faggot Brian being fired.

xehawks going 8-8 and dak is gonna brady tony romo

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Redskins fan. Here the nfc east is ours again.

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shut up tensnake.

Romo can't last a season he's been beaten up too much. It's either the Skins or Giants taking the division

That was nasty hit. Legal but fuck that guy.

Time for the Dakster.

Is Dak elite?

JUST DAK MY SHIT UP

duh

Post yfw tony romo is confined to a wheelchair

>Ernest Byner won an owl with the Redskins
>Ozzie Newsome won an owl with the Ravens
>Kosar won an owl with the Cowboys
>TJ Ward won an owl with the Broncos
>Alex Mack is with the Falcons
>Dansby is with the Bengals
>Benjamin is with the Chargers
>Gipson is with the Jags
>Whitner is meeting with the Panthers and could possibly win an owl soon
>Jabaal Sheard and Mingo are with the Pats and will probably win an owl in the next several years

It's like seeing an ex girlfriend you didn't really care about years later and they're happy and you kinda think about what could've happened...

Where to now? All I did was tell the faggot that was leaving not to let the door hit him in the ass on the way out on his cunty little 'farewell' post. What a fag.

You forgot the best one
>Whole team move to Baltimore, ravens win 2 owls

What's your username

Requesting the drawing of the packers fan shitting in the bears fan's mouth. Pls senpai I need this

Official List of Most Punished QB's. (generally shitty QB's don't count, sorry oldbay)

1. Romo
2. Dalton
3. Rivers
4. Stafford
5. Cutler

kek made me laguh

Rivers should be 1 desu
Romo should never be hit with his god o line, his brittle bones and constant injuries is of his own volition

Fuck me, Dak is actually pretty impressive. The Shithawks are actually blitzing him and he's doing okay.

>a gifywebbum of romo liying on the ground clutching his back in an effort to keep his spine in place
football is officially back baby

>you must acknowledge your banned status by hitting OK

just hit the x in the top right
ez

>Pats stacking D again

Is Belichick starting up his revenge tour?

>Eagles last in D-line

Is this bait? Best D-line in the fucking league listed as dead last in the East?

Opinion fucking discarded.

It was 'Hank Baskett raped my ex', but I'd made numerous posts under it without so much as a warning.

Going to come back as A Baskett of Roofies. Watch.

>Hank Baskett raped my ex
Fucking breddy gud. My best was ben rapistberger

Cowboys O line are vastly overated in pass protection. They are great run blocking but mediocre in pass blocking.

How original! Nobody ever thought of that!

>My best
m8 that's just sad

Should have gone with Nelson Agohlor raped my ex to make it more believable, but some commenter there is already named Aglohry Hole and I didn't want to step on his action.

Years and years ago I was Rafael Septien's Bloody Clown Costume. Really irked the Cowgirl fans in whatever shit forum that was. Kids today don't even remember that pepperbelly Cowgirl kicker with the 70's porn stash who used to molest children with Danny White in their joint venture ice cream truck back in the day. Danny always had an 'eye' for the kids, and Rafael always ran specials on blowpops and moustache rides.

Less than 72 hours until my preseason power rankings are posted.

>Less than 2 weeks until Panthers vs Broncos

It was years ago when I was like 17. After I discovered espee I haven't been to a forum that requires name registration since

No matter what happens, it won't redeem the panthers in any way. It can only go badly for you.

true, if they win its just the first game of the season. if they lose, then itll just make them look bad.

what did he mean by this?

number 21
>God damn it Romo not again

>cut Bradford in Madden so I can play with Wentz
>Browns immediately pick himup and start him
Could we trade him irl?

>My dad ran into Pacman Jones at an FC Cincinnati game this year. He asked Pacman about the Bengals’ upcoming game in London. Pacman revealed that many of the players’ wives would be visiting Paris during their trip to Europe. Then Pacman smiled, winked and asked my dad “You know about that French pussy, right?”

who would want that contract
also how's madden 17

I know I need about it in the off season to counter tiki but this is just sad
I don't even wanna post my orson Welles >romo
gn lads maybe the Prescott era is starting right now,

I'm more impressed with Dak than ever. Seattle was actually sort of trying on defense, sending some blitzes and stunts in their pass rush, and he kept at it.

Give me one fucking reason the Chiefs aren't winning on Christmas

I'll wait

literally who are you

He got eternally BTFO in preseason

Chancellor got rekt by a rookie.

The guy who keeps getting proven wrong in the preseason and the guy people say "who are you?" To.

Not the user you quoted but I like it. Bit too easy though. Db's have hands of concrete

If you could meet elite smeth what would you say to him?

so you're just another shitty newtrip, just say that next time k

I can't really make much of an opinion
They seemed to do away with nano blitzes once and for all, in a stupid way
They changed up the run game in a way that seems more fun it isn't just double jukes and speed anymore, you literally can't out run anyone now though and that is shit

Added 'quicktimeeventse' in some arm tackles to manually break out otLassing seems mire balanced, no more aggressive catch every down, but now if you throw a pass in traffic more than 10 yards between a safety and linebacker your guy has a better chance of catching it instead a safety hitting light speed setting it or picking it off, or either of the two tickling you 3 seconds after the catch and you guy drops it for an incompletion

Defense feels easier, shitty quarterbacks no longer throw 20/22 3tds 1 magical int every game
I legitimately believed I had Paxton Lynch shook in game from pressure and it was fucking with his game he went like 8/17 last I remember but that wasn't final score
But that's not coded in the game
7/10 pretty happy so far still wish there was no contract so they would have competition to make a better game

Not really. More of a guy who hasn't been on Sup Forums in a long long long time because his team sucked.

Dak+Dez=great
Dak+Zeke=great
Dak+Dez+Zeke=???

Wow browner looks like Malcolm Jenkins on hgh and roids, his physical appearance at least

I still believe that he is just bring hyped up by cowboys centric media
Belicheck even said week 3 of pre season is still preseason everything is basic

interesting, may have to pick up to try it out
it's preseason, ofc it's just hype

Once upon a time Russell Wilson looked good in preseason and we know what happened next.

had both threads open and somehow mixed them up.

Is Pacman the realest nigga in the league?

Is Romo done guys? Too many injuries now

>Cowboy with a fucked up back

The joke writes itself

Big fucking mistake. Wentz couldn't stay healthy in college JV. Bradford is the next Drew Brees.

I love my Eagles, but they made a huge mistake not locking Sam up and mortgaging their future on an unknown quantity. At least we used to be in the playoffs every year..

Fuck, maybe the line can protect Sam, DGB and Randle realize their potential, JMatt and Ertz can maintain steady production, Mathews can stay healthy and Smallwood is the next Westbrook, and the D lives up to its potential, this ducking team can win it all this year.

It's not out of the realm of possibility. I'm going to be on the back of the bandwagon with a fucking AR-15 blasting all you fucking homos.

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Holy shit man fuck off. O'Brien is the best coach we were hoping for. I suppose you were one of those faggots calling for Kubiak's head?

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Can we have that argument about field goal lengths again?

what kind of argument?

matt prater's record 54 yard field goal will never be broken, prove me wrong

Fucking odd. My phone recommends changing 'like' to 'kike', and then I get the dreaded 'ducking'. What the fuck, Android?

Wrong pic. Fuck I'm drunk.

Romo's career is over right?

Maybe you shouldn't phonepost you fucking casual fucking nigger faggot.

oooof

I'm terrified he's going to die on the field like Apollo Creed.

Fuck the cowboys thats why

Why is the KR touchback at the 25? I find that dumb, in fact it should be at the 10 really.

Have an argument?

We're still the best team in the NFC East. Fucking Sanchez blew a two-touchdown lead on Miami when Sam got hurt, and then started the next two games that we got blown out in.

We were close last year. Sanchez cost us 3 games and Sturgis cost us two.

Sam Bradford is the most criminally underrated quarterback in the NFL. Dirry Harry without the .44 and still manages to put up numbers and cash fatass checks even with cfl-tier recievers, geriatric linemen, no running game to speak of and a revolving door of coaches and coordinators since the day he signed his rookie contract.

Got a funny feeling it's gonna gel this year, so hop on the bandwagon now or step the fuck off.

Boomer.

I know that was only a preseason game but they may as well just give the owl to Seattle.

I WAS THE FAGGOTS CALLING KUBES WINNING AN OWL AT HIS NEXT JERB

>not phoneposting while laying down

it's like you hate being comfy

Romo is no mo

Sorry m8 Kelly killed your team for at least three years. Better stick to lurking.

He was pointing out that you are clearly not from sp

you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded redditor

Any Cowgirls fans here who can rationalize why the fuck Romo is still starting? What the actual fuck is going through Dallas' head? This is a fucking cruel joke now. Your loyalty to this team is wildly misplaced.

>mfw tomorrow the choice will be made between blaine gabbert, christian ponder and colin kaepernick to start at QB

It was a false flag. They gave Avril a bunch of money to injury Romo so Dak can start.

Remember when they had two starting caliber QBs?

That before or after zeke went out?

>tfw competent rookie backup QB

>i do not have CJ Fedorawicz listed as a top sleeper TE

>tfw all the 2012 pro Alex Smith memes were right in the end

I wonder what his trade value will be in a couple years.

Seahawks best RB wasn't even in at all that game.

Hard to believe Kaep is a bust after all that hype.

Do you think Kaepernick will revive his career on a new team once he leaves SF or is this pretty much it for him?

>arguing on an zoroastrian stargazing forum

He can only consistently throw to one side of the field. It's how decent defenses shut his pass game down.