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Upcoming events:

8/26: Bellator 160 - Henderson vs Freire [Prelims start at 7:50 PM EDT, 4:50 PM PDT, 12:50 AM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 1 AM BST]

8/27: ONE FC: Jakarta - Santos vs Svirid
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Condit vs Maia
9/2: ONE FC: Kuala Lumpur - Gafurov vs Lisita
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/9: RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/16: Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson
9/23: Invicta FC 19 - Maia vs Modafferi
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - TBA
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2

News:

mmamania.com/2016/8/25/12627104/ufc-dana-white-possibly-headed-to-russia-with-khabib-nurmagomedov-headlining-mma

mmajunkie.com/2016/08/cowboy-sticking-around-donald-cerrone-signs-new-eight-fight-ufc-contract/

flocombat.com/article/45558-conor-mcgregor-the-king-of-social-media

mmafighting.com/2016/8/24/12635044/gunnar-nelson-vs-dong-hyun-kim-slated-for-ufcs-return-to-northern

mmamania.com/2016/8/24/12622604/ufc-fan-pulls-gun-opens-fire-at-local-truck-stop-conor-mcgregor-nate-diaz-mma

bleacherreport.com/articles/2659721-demian-maia-on-fight-with-carlos-condit-this-is-for-a-title-shot

>Man's Work: Conor McGregor UFC 202 Redemption #TheMacLife
youtube.com/watch?v=_6h8eslogUg

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Can picks guy post all the added picks? I want to check if mine was taken.

What's next for Megan? Will she crush some more cans before finally getting a shot at Cyborg?

mfw

God WMMA 145 is so disappointing. Whenever a half decent prospect comes up they just get rushed into a title fight and get BTFO.

Most tall women with half decent athleticism just get nabbed up as trophy wives so the talent pool is pretty poor m8.

>Most tall women with half decent athleticism just get nabbed up as trophy wives
what?

Excuse him, poor lads read too much forbes

Admit it - you doubted the King.

Never.

never he was always my boy and always will be my boy

Cans until retirement.

>a Korean American mother and an African American father
Is that the biggest cuck ever?

She looks bigger than Goobs

dont forget about me

congratulations you found the most pointless mma webm in existence

So glad this useless gimp left the UFC

two fucking finishes in all his UFC fights

Why are you so afraid to see her fight Cyborg?

>not going by Fredy "Scolville" Serrano

>Fronkie
>Nate
>Masvidal
>Guida
>Gilbert
Oh yeah, all easy guys to finish.

whatever motherfucker

Ar-tem fights in the premier MMA organization in the world because his best friend is a true bro.

Пидopы. Eбaл вac вceх в poт.

>going back and watching all the Conor and Nate interviews leading up to both fights

God damnit, I want part 3 already this shit is too fucking golden. They were made for each other in the ring and out of it.

Dana plz, I need the trilogy fight.

remember this?

What went wrong?

mmm I love me some upcoming events and MMA news articles in the OP

Schaub is God

Can anyone stop them now?

Is Lellator 160 gonna be worth a watch?

To the goof in the last thread saying that Rory should still have hope for the future of his mma career

no

Schaub is gay

no

Go drink some Foster's and Koala cum, you Kangaroo-fucking, Crocodile-dundee-looking piece of shit.

Why not

Got nose-deleted while fighting an extremely good fighter, and then beaten by yet another extremely good fighter. No shame in that. I posted and I honestly believe that he may never be relevant again but... he is STILL MY BOY

sherdog.com/events/Bellator-160-Henderson-vs-Pitbull-53687

Does anyone find Bellator's schedule extremely shitty? I mean, who's going to take a Friday night to watch mostly C level MMA?, I much rather just go to an open mat somewhere or just plain rest from the week.

>mfw your post

I did, and I have to say I've wanted to see him fail more but he looked a lot more impressive out there and i hope he finds more success in the future.

Holy shit they have computers in Iceland now? What a time to be alive

>le handball country talking shit at Sup Forums

We acquired some on our last summer raid.

Do you pray to your ronaldo poster every day?

1, 2, Stephen's coming for you...

>mfw he thinks i worship hues

i pray to conor every night.

i want her to kick me to death

Are the rumors all true...

Brenda Schrub sucks mad dicks?
All signs point to yes!

the boo box

NOT THAT

Cyborg would figuratively rape her.

Would you be averse to seeing Cyborg actually rape her?

SURE BUDDEH

therealpunk (Josh Thomson)
What ever happen to what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
instagram.com/p/BJj3GsLDpQs/

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She is bigger than Gooby.

how many muslims could nate fight off if he was surrounded

Why is Nate so fucking handsome and his brother so fucking ugly?

I don't know if I would go so far as to say Nate is so fucking handsome, but he's not a bad looking guy.

>Donald Cerrone: "After a full night of getting my ass tapped out @firemarshall205 surprised me with my Black Belt. Thanks you @eastontc"

>full night of getting my ass tapped

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She's four inches taller but skinnier shoulders.

With a strap-on, or with her roid-clit?

Yes to your cyborg question.

Cerrone wasn't a blackbelt? He uses jitz better than half the dudes I've seen in the octagon with black belts.

Nate kept his natural scar-tissue facial aesthetics while his brother had corpse-skin transplanted onto his face.

if he did this near the end of the round it wouldn't have been as stupid

THERE'S NUTTIN'
LIKE A FULL BELLY

I mean, I'm not *completely* averse.

THERE'S NUTTIN'
LIKE NUTTIN' INTO A BELLY

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>Urijah Faber said that he was originally offered the March fight with Conor McGregor when Rafael dos Anjos pulled out. Faber said he was offered it at 155 on two weeks notice. He agreed to it, but was then told that McGregor decided to fight Nate Diaz instead

yeah but what else would you want

>tfw my low fight IQ is the only thing that is stopping me from heeming everyone in this thread

>low fight IQ
& your low testosterone.

>we'll never see McGregor fucking murder the Cali Kid

I'd double leg you into the fucking concrete, 2/3 Satan.

Faber's only lost in title fights. Would he lose in a McGregorweight fight?

Faber would've been deleted

I think he's really handsome too. dat little smile in the opening credits of TUF season 5 uguu

Yous are dumb

Need one square for the money mayweather

Fast Fire Trivia Friday Edition: How many children does Kendall Grove have now?

watch that tooth go flying at 4:54 on the UFC clock

twelve

I don't know what the Wonderboy fight could have been other than shell-shock from the Lawler fight.
Will we see Old Rory again, or will he wise up and lead a real life?

:( come back rory

Rory's nose is going to be his downfall from here on out unless he wrestlefucks everyone.

i was thinking the same thing

12

>Not naming it "Comfy Edition"

Smh

That's card looks fine. Prospects, Machida's older brother, Bendo vs Pitbull, definitely worth a watch.

If Pettis loses is his career over?

post ammy streetfights

That's not a fight

that is just embarrassing.

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I hate the ones where it's just some kid getting suckerpunched (almost always by niggers too)

>takes four of those nigger bitches to get that white girl off her victim
How can black girls even compete?

Yeah that's pretty bad.

hope so. he's annoying