What will he do against Thanos?

What will he do against Thanos?

Listen.

Carefully.

He'll be too busy beating up random purse snatchers while the big boys fight the real villains.

More than Hawkeye will do, I can tell you that much

Throw the book at him

This.

There are tiers of Marvel heros. The ones who fight global catastrophe and the ones who target local crimes. He is the latter not the former.

He fights gangs, institutionalised criminals and the odd purse snatcher. The only reason he fights against the bigger organisations are because they are dumb enough or do not give a fuck enough that they operate in his hometown.

In the comics hes on par with everyone else, I don't understand why they nerfed him or didn't make him a movie

He'll protect hell's kitchen like he always does.

Nothing because the MCU isn't canon outside of the films.

>MCU isn't canon outside of the films.
Then why does DD and JJ reference the avenger movies and even have plots centered around the events?

The only street level hero that should be anywhere near that fight is spidey. The movie is going to be shit anyways. Magic will ruin it

That's blatantly false though, the entire plot of DareDevil would be non-existent without the plot of The Avengers.

Spidey would be better off with a netflix series along side DD. They could team up with the Punisher.

What about Agents of Shield you stupid faggot

He will use is lawyer skills to send him to prison

Thanos learns to love the BBC

He will beat up thugs taking advantage of the Infinity War chaos and some aliens.

This

Wouldn't he be slightly more useful than Black Widow?

Thanos won't stand a chance in galactic court if he's on the case.

I mean sure, it's intended to look like it's canon but not in the films.The films actually go out of their way to not mention anything that happens outside of them.

Because the shit that happens in DD and JJ are small in comparison. Kilgrave isn't even going after the big leagues and Fisk only gives a shit about his wife and city he bought.

That'd be cool to see in the movie, him along with the other street level heroes

No no. The TV side does fine trying to make itself relevant. I'm saying the canon side doesn't mention the TV side at all. Ever. Nothing is mentioned. Dead Nick Fury shows up in AoU instead of dead Phil Coulson even though Coulson is the director of SHIELD now. And nevermind the fact that there's a growing epidemic of powered people being mutated by fish pills. Globally. None of that is mentioned during the discussion surrounding the Sokovia Accords.

He's just as garbage tier as captain America, probably better tbqh

He works way better in the TV show format.

The MCU version of DD would last about 10 seconds against Cap, even less if he managed to piss him off. Same with Frank.

Cap's power level has gotten high enough to where he can grab Iron Man mid flight and pull him to the ground, throw motorcycles at people while riding them, run as fast as cars on a freeway, and survive face planting the ocean from like 30,000 feet.

He was fucking useless in Avengers 1, so they've been beefing him up every movie more and more. He and Bucky are fucking beasts now, and Bucky will probably more dangerous than Cap after Black Panther gives him a vibranium arm.

Because the whole reason the Avengers were formed were to fight big league world threats. Daredevil is just a solo vigilante fighting local crimes. Just like you're local police aren't called in to deal with international terrorists, the CIA's job is for that.

I at least think they should have him show up for a little bit in an Avengers movie, or hint at a defenders movie.

He calls Frank.

Thanos isn't Frank enough to handle Frank.

If they do a Defenders movie I guarantee it'll be on Netflix only, not in theaters.

They're making a Defenders series after they're done with the seasons for DD, JJ, Cage, and Iron Fist. It'll probably involve magic or some shit with Fisk. It won't be a world ending cataclysm or fighting a space god though.

I am fine with this. But they need to connect these better. Seems Netflix is the one doing all the work while Disney keeps blowing them off.

There's really no reason for the likes of Cap, Iron Man, or Thor to comment on DD or the others their level. They don't even know what's going on or that they even exist.

DD might make a small cameo in the Spiderman movie, since they're both in New York, but the others really have no reason to interact with him and the Defenders at all.

Spidey needs a decent amount of cgi to work honestly, the action would be pretty weak with a tv budget, web slinging needs to be fun.

The movies will always be on their own, with their events trickling down into AoS and Netflix, but never the other way around. This was planned from the beginning with the very first AoS announcement before it aired.

It's kinda funny to think that Deadpool is a bigger threat to Thanos than all of the Defenders.

What? Kilgrave was a massive issue for the Avengers. He took control of the whole organization at some point.

He takes care of street level crime

And in the Netflix canon he's dead now. Your point?

or so you think

Thanos wears a codpiece to prevent the Frankening of his balls.

Yeah but they changed it. In MCU he's just an idiot man child whose obsessed with his 6/10 ex gf who cucks him for a huge nigger.

He could've easily walked into Stark's tower and started telling the Avengers what to do, but he didn't because he's a dumb shitter.

That he could have been an issue, if Jessica didnt kill him.

Same with the Fist. The Fist cannot be allowed to succeed otherwise the Avengers will have a lot of problems.

They are the police, the avengers are the Army.

Nah this Kilgrave doesn't think big, and besides they've overused the mind control plot in the Avengers movies already.

>That's what she said
So that's why they want to waifu her.

Well probably because he didnt know if The Hulk would actually listen to him since he's more a beast than a man. Also, better not deal with actual gods when you can live your life getting blowjobs every minute of your days.

He was a low baller in this version, and a lot less powerful too.

Jessica Jones dont even fly in MCU

>Iron Man still thinks he's a good guy
Tony please.

Well she is drop dead gorgeous.

>Jessica Jones dont even fly in MCU
I though the idea was she could but failed to truly master it.

>kid Spider-man
>being allowed near the Punisher

Frank's great with kids though.

Well yeah, so far she "fall with control" Maybe we will get a slight flight in Season 2.

thanos would put him on all fours and make him his cupholder.

Yeah but when he knew JJ was after him after the failed subplot he could've just walked into Stark tower, talked his way to the top, ordered Stark to find and murder JJ, then order him never to talk about or come after him or he'd have to cut his own dick off and sew it to his forehead.

But instead he hired normies to protect him from a super strong woman he raped and her near bullet proof nigger.

And I'm sure Aunt May wouldn't mind a man around the house.

Not miss

Yeah he love kids.

I meant kidnapping plot.

Well with Scarlet Witch around, I'm sure they had some protection against mind control going on. Tony probably have AI's working against that kind of things.

Oh my god, he should get paid for this bullshit.

mite b cool

>Cancer, I guess
And I thought Deadpool was just annoying.

He's tragicomic!

replace Galactus with Thanos and add a dozen more quips and gags

Nah in the comics he had some great moments.

Okay that's kinda awesome.

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

Deadpool is a very, very easy character to fuck up. Unfortunately, many writers portray him as "CHIMICHONGAS XD SO RANDOM", and it has lead to Wade getting a bad rep as being a meme-tier character. He does have some good runs though, but they're few, and far in between.

He's also quite sad in some comics.

>Galactus can't handle the bantz

Truly Marvel's greatest heroes.

Okay this I did not need this early in the morning.

>On Sup Forums in the early morning
Why aren't you going on a morning run?

Because I'm running with someone during the afternoon.

Here some more silly Deadpool then.

Underrated comment

Not as good as "Ripley from Alien 3".

running dungeons with your guild doesn't count as running.

I find it funny that in a universe where superheros exist, people would still go watch The Hunger Games in the cinema.

Aww SNAP son!

this a feels thread now?

It's always a feel thread on Sup Forums.

This is such unfunny shit.

I don't see why they wouldn't. Angsty teens be brooding anyway.

I know, this is serious business.

True that.

Women are such hypocrites.

youre alright user...youre user

They are fine.

>That's CIA's job

That's fucking hilarious.

I don't normally find this character very funny, but that was good. I'm also surprised. When was that written? Doesn't seem like something they'd try now.

No idea when that was, probably 00's?

The Big Black Cunt.