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CLEGANEBOWL AND LSH CANCELLED

GET REKT

No Azor Jon

>stannis dead instead of lord commander of the night's watch
>clegane bowl canceled
>dany going to win

Is there any way the show could get worse at this point?

If Roslin has already had a son why are the Freys keeping Edmure alive?

season ranking

1>2>3>6>4>>>>

SHE'S ONTO US LADS

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GO TO /R/CLEGANEBOWL AND BRING SOMETHING BACK

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Not cancelled, just postponed indefinitely

nth for maisie!

>DANY COMES JUST IN TIME TO SAVE MEREEN
>BRIENNE COMES JST IN TIME TO SAVE SANSA
>THE KNIGHTS OF THE VALE COME JUST IN TIEM TO SAVE WINTERFELL
>BENJEN COMES JUST IN TIME TO SAVE BRAN

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If there's not going to be a trial by combat, Cleganebowl or not, why did they bother having the plotline of bringing the Mountain back to life? All he's done is kill a few randoms, and apparently Cersei's secret weapon is wildfire, not him.

Arya's plotline was totally paramount to the story.

what if arya is waif just what if

How was the waif planning to fight an opponent armed with a rapier using a knife?

CLEGANEBOWL IS CANCELLED
HOUND IS LORD OF LIGHT FODDER
MOUNTAIN IS JUST GONNA RAMPAGE NIGGAS

>tfw having the last name Williams like Maisie
Even worse than all the nignogs who have it.

If you defend this show, you're either frrom Rebbit or you're a fucking retard. If you're not here to solely laugh at how shit it is, you have to go back.

They were already in Volantis by the time the show caught up with them for that tavern scene. Most of the journey is over and they could show up in Mereen any day now.

I'm rewatching the ending of tonight's episode. Truly breathtaking, I loved it. I had some initial concerns about how Arya had all that stamina while being stabbed horribly. But my wife's son straightened things out for me.

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>cleganebowl canceled
>blackfish ded
>stannis ded
>kevan soon to die
>selmy ded
>arya's plot ded
>dorne ded
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

There are no 'what ifs' in Game of Thrones.

Everything is exactly as you see it on screen.

Why was Brienne sneaking out of Riverrun?

Did she forget she left her horse and all her stuff in Jaime's camp?

It's what they call a swerve in the wrestling industry. Keep the faith user. Keep the HYPE.

>waifu thread
>non GoT related image
>meme thread

End well this will not.

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

Abandon this thread before it gets inevitable pruned

GET DESPONDENT

Somebody was theorising that Clegane will go full knight-of-faith style and will fight and kill Robert Strong out of pity for his brother, rather than vengeance.

In which case, get... somewhat hype? Maybe?

THE OFFICIAL TOP TEN EPISODES OF GOT

1. Baelor
2. The Rains of Castamere
3. Hardhome
4. Blackwater
5. The Mountain and the Viper
6. The Old Gods and the New
7. Cripples, Bastards and Broken things
8. The Lion and the Rose
9. The Broken Man
10. Kissed by Fire
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>9001. Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

How are people defending that Arya chase scene schlock? I'm guessing they are simply saying it was adrenaline that turned her into Jason Bourne.

I just want to watch the Hound axe murder people desu

Please recommend me a new show. Is Preacher good?

Soooo.... This chick isn't on the show?

Are showfags really this retarded?
It's like you don't know how narratives work.

Wait, so being blinded was just purely a punishment? It wasn't a training method the Waif had to go through also?

What the fuck is with all these shitty pixelated, slow .gifs? Who makes them and why?

I want to fuck T1000-chan
But other than that the rest of the episode was complete shit desu

She kicked arya's ass unarmed when arya had a staff and was uninjured. It's well established that her martial prowess vastly outmatches arya's.

Now if you're a bookfag you should know that this scene was the replacement for arya warging into a cat to complete her training but they cut arya being a warg entirely from the show so I don't really know what the point here was. I guess fighting in the dark gives her an advantage because she was blind before?

No
Switch to anime lad

Promise me

obviously tumblr

Bad writing

HI IM JAMES

WHARE IS CERSEIS

>I think cleganebowl is just as confirmed as ever. If you think about it, there's almost no logical way Sandor was going to make his way to KL and randomly be the champion for the faith.

What was the rumor Cersei inquired of?

Ok then Mr. Brilliant explain it.

I just come here from other boards for the show desu. I have no interest in interacting with Sup Forums 2.0 beyond that

Wildfire under the Sept

I think in the books it was like remedial lessons. Like, he had to take her sight from her because she wasn't progressing with the normal training and he wasn't sure about her commitment, so he did something drastic that would really test her.

>LIGHTING THE BIGGEST FIRE THE SEPT HAS EVER SEEN

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

If I was a trained Terminator assassin, I'd throw the knife at her head and then pull another one out of my shoe or something.

The Sparrow is a kid diddler.

Showfags will defend this

>I think in the books
Please do not "think" (i.e. just fucking made shit up) about things in the books, actually read them. Arya is told specifically they would have blinded her eventually anyway.

BOOKFAGS WILL DEFEND THIS

>I guess fighting in the dark gives her an advantage because she was blind before?

That's exactly it. Arya got good enough to beat the Waif blindfolded, so cutting the lights meant she had the advantage. Arya effectively lead her into a trap by running down that alleyway.

How was Arya able to fucking parkour through Braavos?

>This becomes a pruned thread when??
This becomes a pruned thread when??
>This becomes a pruned thread when??
This becomes a pruned thread when??

At least we have Bronn and the Hound

In westeros that's so minor it's hardly even a vice. He'd have to be like, a kid diddler and also a cannibal that eats children to get a rise out of people.

Hills and valleys.
First you set something up.
Then you make a twist that makes it seem that thing isn't going to happen.
Then that thing happens in a different way when you don't expect it for maximum effect.

God I want her to peg me

I've been reading the books since before the show was even announced. I've only read book 5 twice and the last time was years ago, fuck off with your unwarranted elitism. I bet you never even heard of ASoIaF until the show came out.

Ah, I see, so your brilliant insight is "fan fiction."

If you think the Mountain is fighting the Hound on the show you're delusional.

A repentant Hound wouldn't make for good television, let's be honest here.

First for Varys grooming the Blackfyre boy for throne ascendance.

Waif confirmed for worst assassin ever.

I'm on episode 2 and the single best character that redeems AFFC pops up, BIG DICK EURON

does this absolute shitfest get any less offensive at any point

>BRIENNE COMES JST IN TIME TO SAVE SANSA
>BRIENNE
>B R I E N N E
>B E R N N I E
>BERNNIE JUST IN TIME TO SAVE AMERICA

confirmed

I really feel like it was a bit of a fucking rip not getting to see the fight. And it kind of messes with the point of the blindness and so on.

But overall, didn't mind that episode, for the most part. Very satisfying seeing the Hound on the rampage. Dondarrion still alive = Lady Stoneheart irrevocably disconfirmed. Cleganebowl temporarily delayed, change of venue, scheduling conflict STAY HYPE.

I was worried when Brienne first started talking to Jaime, I thought they were just going to have her suggest sending in Radmure, but they did OK with it. Actually allowed Brienne to fail at something, which, hey, I guess it can happen. And the Cuckfish dead, too. Should have had kids you anachronistically brazen bummer.

>jaime comes just in time to see cersei executed
>jaime confesses that tommen is a product of incest, ensuring both their deaths since he has nothing left to live
D&D SEAL OF QUALITY

Why do you think Jaqen was fine with letting Arya go? This was just as much of a test for her as it was for Arya.

>euron
>good character

In the books the last thing Arya does is discover she's blind and then her POV ends. I don't think it was even hinted at that stricter training was coming her way.

Next season. My uncle sucks of dabids cock.

So why do people post them here? Do they think people won't realize they're from tumblr and need to go back?

>Sup Forums 2.0

Go back.

Except Tommen will an hero.

I've only ever read each book once, 1-4 when Feast was released on a friend recommendation and 5 on release. I've only ever seen each episode of the show once as they air or leak, and yet I know more about both the books and show than D&D.

no, Euron infact is pretty offensive

Well we knew the Cleganebowl delay was coming those leaks were right about everything though they said Blackfish escaped.

I'm always down for more of the hound and I don't feel like his story is fucked, there's plenty of stuff he can do he doesn't need to be fighting his brother. Are they going to go north? They mentioned the winds of winter and "the things were fighting will destroy everything" seems they wanna go fight the walkers. Hound is gonna meet John I guess. He'll fight his big bro eventually I'm sure.

Arya's whole plot is dumb, she didn't even learn anything from them. She got better at fighting but a regular fighting instructor could have taught her that, you go to them if you wanna learn magic assassin shit and she didn't. Also really lame that her walking around like a dumbass and getting stabbed last episode wasn't a trick, she was really just being a dumbass but then didn't die because plot armor.

idk what I'm hoping for, for the rest of the season, just more hound and less of everything else I guess.

So we're all agreed this was the worst episode of the season?

Arya does not want to be no one.

The many faced god has gotten all the lives it needed.

So... it's all good to Jaqen I guess

>sticks finger in dirty male asshole
>"smells like pussy to me"
What did he mean by this?

It's definitely tied with episode one

Ep1 had Dorne so that will always come out worse.

Why is his scabbard on the right of his body?

Don't worry gentle autist, I will once this season is over.

so what the fuck is the deal with arya? he's just gonna let her walk away? furthermore he was smiling like he approves? wat

DAE get a T-1000 vibe from the No-name bitch? Also, how fucking poetic was that kill?
>mfw that scene

A repentant Hound could have lead to Cleganebowl, though his motivation would have actually been for defending the faith and not vengeance.

EURON!

CROW'S EYE!

EURON EDGELORD!

No Dorne so episode 1 is still worse.

>Smells like pussy to me
What does this mean ?

>Season
Try series.

It was fucking awful.

>Descriptive speech vividly depicting scenery or an emotion

>Actual dialogue with verbal and visual emotion with a set tone in scenery

Fucking bookfags

this thread is better bc no jonsa.

>episode is titled No One
>expect some cool twists involving the faces
>expect a clever explanation for Arya's surviving 20 stabs to the stomach
>expect a nice showdown against the Waif
>get a shitty parkour scene
>Waif is Terminator
>she dies off screen

Okay then.

It's all the same to the Many-Faced God.