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the true question is
will we get a lotr tier speech from litllefinger ?

And now it begins?

>they did it
>THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
>THEY MADE THE ENTIRE BRAAVOS ARC COMPLETELY REDUNDANT

absolute madmen

>we don't know how to tie up loose ends

D&D are hacks

Fourth for the Mace "The Ace" Tyrell

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

>tfw Beric is going to go and fight the White Walkers but tell Sandor to complete his original mission
>yfw next season is Sandor on the quest for Cleganebowl
THERE'S STILL HOPE LADS

>666
Mace kill confirmed

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

>friendly reminder to be funny or informative

So next episode
>Stark and Bolton armies fight
>Jon's side suffers heavy losses, the Mormont girl probably dies for shock value
>Jon and Ramsay fight each other one on one
>Suddenly CIA teleports in with his entire army, saving the day
>Jon kills Ramsay after saying a cheesy one-liner
>After the battle, Jon or someone else says "It's not over, the dead are coming"
>Cut to Night King and his entire army approaching the Wall

>girl probably dies for shock value
errr where do you think you are ?
this is a feminist show

I kinda liked the BWB/Sandor dynamic. Everything else was irredeemable shit though.

>the King tries to cancel Will of the Gods - Trial by Combat
>massive riots and dethroning of the King don't occur

They killed tonks for less

>roose dies instantly to a gut stab

>arya survives a slash and multiple gut stabs, falling into a shit filled canal and doesn't bleed out
>proceeds to do parcour and win a 1v1 against a faceless man

>AND WHO
>ARE YOU

Good.

Were the faceless men just two people?
They have never shown anybody else.

>dany walks in

So Arya arrived at that awesome, monolithic temple all those seasons ago.

That building is occupied by a death cult with the ability to literally change appearance and identity one a whim.

...and all we we've got out of it was Arya fighting with a staff against a girl slightly older than she is.

That's literally it.

>laugh track plays and the crowd applauds

what was the rumour?

>Waif chases Arya for a bit
>stops, smiles
>allows Arya to run off
>catch up
>stop, smile
>allows Arya to run off

>repeat like six or seven more times

fucking why
is this actually the best they could do
all that shit, and they cap it off with an offscreen death

wildfire under the city

>>Jon kills Ramsay after saying a cheesy one-liner
THE NORTH REMEMBERS
WINTER IS COMING
SANSA STARK SENDS HER REGARDS
YOU REALLY ARE A BASTARD

you forgot the scene were jon thinks all is lost and sandra dons armor and rallies their forces

rip waif(u)

wow you sure showed him

How do you know that's what he's talking about?

HAHA LOL GUISE CAN U EVEN IMAGINE :D

S T A N N I S --- C U C K A N N I S

>What is the worst thing anyone's said to you?
>"I slept with Doug."

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/jan/18/stephen-dillane-q-and-a

Well???

tyrion being at dany's die.

>Martellfag
what did you expect

waifu can't see in the dark ;^)

because the plot of the last 2 eps has leaked and cersei blows up the city

Where are my fellow Sansafags?! Next week, she finally takes back whats hers!

cos i'm smart as fuck, nigga

Any rare Maces, my Macebro?

Mace, Pycelle and Kevan BTFO'ing Cersei was the only good thing this episode.

Well, that, and the Mountain.

>think Arya was gonna die
>finally, something unpredictable and interesting is gonna happen
>nope more plot armor for D&D's waifu

There are others in the books, but Arya only sees them coming in or out. Most of the time it's just Jaqen (Kindly Man in the books) and the Waif.

YOU KNOW WHAT IS NOT TRIAL BY COMBAT
TRIAL BY SEVEN
FUCKING CONFIRMED
WHO WOULD BE IN TEAM SPARROW AND WHO IN TEAM QUEEN?

now you are truly have become No One™

This episode was a fucking dumpster fire.

How do you fuck up this badly?

Reminder that in the books only Jaqen can actually change his face, and all of the others are hack frauds with clear personal and political ambitions.

JUST ADD STANNIS THE REDDITOR AND THIS SHIT IS GOLD MAH BOI!

How the fuck did Ramsay kill Wun Wun with a bow from at least 500 meters, Is he a fucking Green Arrow? And that Davos scene. Fuck I'm not going to watch ep 10.

How long into this episode's arya segments did you hold onto hope that this absurd series of events was a dream sequence?

Even now, that's the best explanation for it to me.

>mfw

>Sandor first uses his hands hold his dick and piss
>Then he uses them to eat
wow

>A girl is I, a Stark of Winterfell

Cringe alert!

>would pay money

AHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>him
That comment was neither funny nor informative

OFFICIAL CHARACTERS BUTCHERED BY DABID LIST
>Barristan Selmy "The Bold"
>Jaime Lannister "The Queenpussyslayer"
>Brynden Tully "Daftfish"
>Arya Stark "Pointless Arc"
>Jon "I Got Better" Snow
>Stannis "Mal'Ganis" Baratheon
>Jaqen "Jaqen H'ghar" H'ghar
>Alliser "And Then He Stabs Jon" Thorne
>"I Fucking Hate" Thenns

Who am I forgetting?

She's so much hotter all plain and not dolled up.

I mean what the fuck does this even fucking mean

the temple with all the faces is almost completely fucking dark though

god this episode was so terrible

>one cock
>one finger in male ass
>no tits
shit episode

>this was the extent of arya's 'training'

>arya was literally walking around the city undisguised while being hunted by faceless men

You beast, you beast.

The house of black and white is honestly fucking embarrassing.

They could have done some Jackie Han like chase where everytime she caches up they exchange blows, you know since they trained against ea hither before area tries to gain distance again. It would show off some skills rather than just le candle going out=arya wins

So is Qyburn just in it so he can continue with his sweet experiments? Or is there something more to his motives for backing Cersei so hard?

Jon also holds up the decapitated head of Ramsay....that much is evident in the poorly edited teaser

So why did Sansa send Breine south to Riverrun to get support from the Tully's when they don't even wait for a reply?

>arya had time to lit a candle without matches

People in the Middle Ages weren't known for their hygiene.

This show has really fucking nosedived.

>no euron or mance

Can someone post the Renly clash of kings one?

Muslim walks into a gay bar.
Bartender asks "what will you have?"
Muslim replies "shots for everyone."

>>Stannis "Mal'Ganis" Baratheon

Underrated post.

The only reason to have a a scene like this is to flesh out a character before they're killed off. So who's it gonna be?

I'm betting on Missandei

Because she is Wise and Pretty

what's with brienne not understanding what succession laws are

renly wasn't next in line, sansa isn't in the line at all

Reminder that the scary faceless men that can kill anyone you want guaranteed was just one little girl who got beaten by a novice and some guy who walks around not giving a fuck

>implying he already didn't.

cersei had no one else to talk with

they're gonna chill in the pyramid, is all

Post yfw Jaime's character development got completely butchered in just 3 episodes

Grey Worm will die so that Theon can take his place at the head of the Unsullied

>She cuts the candle in half to win the fight

A truly spectacular move.

He's going to die.

>The worst assassin of all time died
what a story

well any sane person probably wouldn't tolerate a doctor frankestein
suprises me aswell that no one has tried to convice him to swap sides though

Plot armour made of the finest valyrian steel will do that.

Anyone have a list of the remaining leaks?

goys cant u appreciat gumor :DD hav u no gog? :DDD no benis :DDD

>The only reason to have a a scene like this
user, D&D don't need a reason to have a pointless scene with Tyrion saying "funny" stuff. Remember "Smash the beetles! Smash them!"

Both, when Daario reveals himself to be working with Euron.

I just watched the episode. Seriously who writes this fucking shit? My patience is wearing thin with this show.

>varys: "hurr durr im off on my super secret mission now see you next season"
>fuck me that joke scene was actually painful
>BWB bargaining over who they can kill i mean seriously? also were they hinting at the others? which they would have no idea about
>waif instead of sneaking in and killing arya in her sleep decided the kill lady crane then let arya run and chase her through the fucking city
>arya is just completely fine after being stabbed
>arya just leaves jaqen alive and as long as he's not as retarded as the waif she'll be dead in a week

Seriously none of this makes any sense.

>TFW Grey Worm will never teach Theon about the pleasures of prostate massage
Why even live

FILLER
I
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L
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Does literally anyone give a fuck about Rickon, though? He hasn't done anything in the entire series so far.

And then a girl was the arya

Have a Nice Monday my fellow Sansa Bannermen!

>Blackfish, come with us and help save your grandniece, she needs you
>No, I shall go die for no reason. I hope I don't look too silly hehehe

*MUNCH MUNCH*

Hmm? You wanted character development? Well, I was thinking of SALAD DRESSING, I WAS THINKING OF PUTTING SOME FUCKING SALAD DRESSING ON MY FUCKING SALAD. DO YOU LOVE MAYONNAISE? I FUCKING LOVE MAYONNAISE. I SLURP AND SLURP AND SLURP THIS WHITE SALTY GOODNESS AS MY STOMACH BECOMES THE WORLD WHILE I AM OF THE NIGHT.

why cant varys grow hair or beard

nope no one gives a shit

all the male starks are dead or missing (with the exception of rickon showing up but thats just the writers changing the books without thinking it trough)
sansa is next in line whihc is why the lannisters and the boltons (and some random lord of the vale in the books) want to mary her