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cuck

business idea: withhold the custodian's wages

FOWYC

Feeling depressed because of the footie, guess which team :^)

what does it feel like to be bummed?

the pride of the midlands

dormer 2bh lads

>orthodox marxism
uninterrupted smugness

inverse of taking a shit

FUCKING
DO
ONE

>he's not a marxist-stalinist-maoist-market socialist-stirnerist rad centrist
HOWLING at you runts

hedonism is the ideology of the elites

Ban Trump -> Bantrump -> Bantr Ump -> Banter Umpire -> He who presides over banter

we're playing at 17:30 against forest
3 european cups between us

we all saw it in the last thread

it sucked that's why it got no recognition

no need to post it again in the new

*trumps a little*

When normoids have girlfriends are they allowed to rub their girlfriends' feet? Like do the girls think that's weird or do they appreciate the massage?

the thing I dislike the most about anti-trumpers on reddit is not the concept of disliking trump, thats fine.

but how they constantly just parrot the blatant smear tactics that have been used against him instead of having legitimate thought-out concerns of their own.

just comes across and dumb and dare I say it? sheepish

Fuck off y*nk

I'd say it's because you're a virgin if I had to guess.

gooning

>sweetness in the belly

imagine a girl exposing you on social media like this

I've done this sort of stuff before in the early hours of the morning

it's a bit weird

never did it with my ex because I even though I like feet I'm also socially functional enough to know it's fucking weird to like feet.

I'd put my sweetness in her belly

ses

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she's worse than a jihadist

>I'm also socially functional enough to know it's fucking weird to like feet.

It's literally the most normie tier fetish.

Gf just sent me this

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I'd probably cry

question: an american with english descent; does he have as much right to "identify" with medieval english history for example as someone living in britain

that history is shared equally between the two, but the only difference is his ancestors at a later stage became part of the country that broke off rather than the one that remained?

so? it's still fucking weird

>It's literally the most normie tier fetish.
not really, ive actually heard normies call people weird for having that exact fetish

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centre is v cute

>Liverpool

>uncorruptuble vanguard party
Stop meming

if it werent for the selfish cunts running the new world the two entities would have never been considered seperate

Going to the library lads

Need anything?

But it's not THAT weird to rub your girlfriend's feet if she's had a long day at work and been standing all day? Like surely it is possible to give a massage with no sexual pretense whatsoever? There must have been occasions in the past where normal lads have massaged their girlfriend's feet purely as a nice gesture, not with the view toward later cumming on her soles.

Not really. Quentin Tarantula literally discussed it on the View or some shitty daytime show. When your fetish is being discussed in a positive way on TV then it's no longer weird. It has been downgraded to 'unusual'.

no wonder people aren't into leftism, all the memes are terrible

the morning commute

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Me in the spinning can

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oh yes this really normalised it

>just shout the loudest lmao
This is the face of a man who hasn't read Bordiga

yes a foot massage does not necessarily imply you have a sexual attraction to feet

I'm sure i've given one or two in my day and foot fetish seems absurd to me

yeah, I guess with older girls like in the 30+ age range it's doable

I date in the 18-25 range and imo it'd be quite odd unless she explicitly asked for it

shut up and go away

Google bookchin y*nk

Rodney you plonker!!!!!!!!!!

scrolling thru her pics again, got her song playing in a separate tab

Would you let me give ur mum a foot massage?

Would you let me give YOU a foot massage?

I still can't believe I was around for that

absolutely mental

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me on the right

the 's'rfu

At least she's real

Try doing this with a waifu

Why don't the south have stotties? It's the only bread worth making a sandwich with

Ah yes the day a plane flew over the city. Incredible. What a time to be alive.

my mum is a married woman and I'm not gay

so no to both

just because I said no on account of being not homo does not mean that the sexual thing is there
its weird for dude to massage eachother at all just because

got the same body type haha

might go bed or something lmao

>tights

furthermore, even though you are likely to be sexually involved with the person you are massaging it does not imply foot fetish

I don't have a back fetish just because I rub a girls shoulders

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So if there isn't a sexual thing there, why would it be relevant that your mum is married?

Give me one sissy yanks were made for the Big British Cock

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sociologists are utterly worthless people

Had 2 Beta fish when I was a kid, one jumped out of the tank and the other swam down the air tube.

Buried them both in bags of water.

I see what you're getting at but I disagree with your larger point

its just weird and sex doesn't necessarily need to factor into that

honestly everyone north of lichfield and south of stratford-upon-avon can just fuck right off

yanks in glass houses etc

Anglos tend to have extemely mediocre knobs.

Nothing embarrassing but hardly anything to impress. Meh.

t. John Travolta

A-are you a cute russian boy

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Are headrubs weird?

dutch calvinists pioneered the idea of the glass house

Is Orange is the new black any good?

I don't like that its full of women and just seems like it will be incredibly unfunny and shit.

*breaks through your defensive fortifications with a bold thrust by Army Group Centre*

my gf taking hard rod from behind

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>tfw 20, babyfaced, and can't grow facial hair

hello again pedojew

nah

i've had headrubs from platonic female friends, but still wouldn't give one to a guy

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from a swarthy gentleman no less

Become a twink and get a sugar daddy for mad dosh.

Post boipussy please

i don't care about david beckham

any man watching the MASSIVE game in 15 minutes between two legendary European teams

am a complete and total waster

might eat hot lead

Use minoxidil. The results are amazing for some people.

So there is something inherently more weird about rubbing feet than heads?

Most refreshing drink lads?

Has to be either Coke with ice or a Pimms.