Who would interpret the asaris in a Mass Effect movie?

Who would interpret the asaris in a Mass Effect movie?

Idris Elba

Sweet jesus what the hell are they thinking.

Do they have some kind of autistic facial blindness or something?

Why do their characters keep getting uglier and uglier?

They keep hiring tumblrinas.

"Nyeeeeeh I need all named characters to be attractive"

Considering they keep selling less of their new titles, you should be happy, eventually their EA masters will shuffle them out for new people when their new title doesn't perform to expectations.

black people with blue paint

you have to remember their first title came out under microsoft and was basically ten years ago, now they're making a race of all females with male face.

this makes me sincerly sad tbqh pham

asaris are known for being qts,but i guess thats gonna get retconned.

You're the one who's autistic, mate. There's nothing wrong with the pic

>have the opportunity to create the best character you want
>make it ugly on purpose

whats wrong with it?

EA isn't going to take them out behind the woodshed till they have a developer to replace them.

They're trying to die it just isn't working.

not as qt as other asaris previously in the series

there were no waifus in DA:I either so i guess bioware doesnt understand its core consumerbase anymore.

The only way that pic isn't wrong is if it was based on that sister raping lena dunham

>A race of alien that needs to atract males from every other species in galaxy to procreate
>evolved to be sexually attractive to everybody
>ugly

the idea behind asari is they're telepathically projecting an image for themselves that is "ideal female" into the minds of anyone they encounter.

so instead of making this asari just not give a shit, they make it "lolol im ugly watchu gonna do xd"

I won't care for ugly characters

there where other asari in the game besides liara though, and not all of them where cute

>tfw no qt alien gf

... yea, compare her to the mutant in the OP.

So, you're mentally deficient then. I'm sorry

benezia was probably fine af when she was younger,she was pretty old even for an asari iirc

asari were based on super model faces and whatnot

this is not qt

i bet the jews did this

but she's certainly not ugly. And she's too old to have kids anymore

...

I would hug her

>Lesson learned: Never show teeth

first they ruin qt elves in dragonage

now they ruin qt asari

I don't understand why this triggers so many people.

shepard looks funny in a good way at least

a) you dont play the games or at least do it casually
b)you have face blindness
c)you are from ea

I don't get why op's pic is ugly. and not every asari looked like a supermodel


I still think the game is going to be ass because bioware hasn't made anything great since mass effect and nothing good since mass effect 2.

but this seems like a massive non-issue

You register the op pic is of a female, yes?