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Węgier, Polak, dva bratanki,
Tak do szabli jak do szklanki

Magyar és lengyel jó barát
Karddal s pohár közt egyaránt

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Good edition.

>average American next to average European

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Rei a shit

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I want a western girl to shittalk me and force me to lick her cunt.

Friendly Lithuanian still here?

I have a question for you: If you're learning czech, is your gf also learning Lithuaninan?

You mean like this?

magyar cigany

Would learning one Slavic language really help with learning others because same language family or is that just a meme?

> Would learning one Slavic language really help with learning others
Yes, especially if they are from the same sub-family

>or is that just a meme
It's not just a meme

I'd say it's true since all slavic languages besides Bulgarian use cases, so after you know one language the cases are similar in the others. Also the slavic languages were the last to split compared to other indo-euro languages, so our languages are briefly more similar than other languages in the same groups.

Am I the only one who gets depressed by porn?
My fapping session always looks like this
>wanna jack off :DD cum und tits
>his dick is way bigger than mine
>I will never fuck such a hot girl
>I will never fuck period
>I will never earn money by fucking hot girls

I switched to hentai because I thought non existing people fucking won't make me feel so shit but it still does. There is no God.

what are the sub-families? I know all the Balkan languages are extremely similar and so is Czech and Slovak.

>Also the slavic languages were the last to split compared to other indo-euro languages, so our languages are briefly more similar than other languages in the same groups.
That's interesting to know. If I hear Swedish or Dutch I'm able to recognize some phrases and words but there really isn't any degree of mutual intelligibility at all.

West Slavic: Polish, Czech, Slovak
East Slavic: Russian, Ukrainian, Belorusian
South Slavic: Slovene, Serbo-Croatian, Bulgarian, Macedonian

I tired nofap since New Year. It went great! But then, after 13 days I failed. But I picked up again. And again failed. And so on and so on. Yesterday I failed after five days.

I feel sad and angry and I really fucking regreting my life choices. I am at point where normal porn is not for me and I want to quick to no futher fucking up my brain but I am alredy adicted.

God have mercy upon me.

> what are the sub-families?

West-Slavic (Polish, Czech, Slovak)
East-Slavic (Russian, Belorussian, Ukrainian)
South-Slavic (Slovene, Serbo-Croatian, Bulgarian)

Next time try to use Wikipedia

>dva
dwa

Why are you forgeting about Łużyczanach m8?

> is Slow-ak
> is still faster
fug

>tfw we're all alone in the Lechitic group, because Polabians think they're Germans

Almost extinct. I also didn't mention Ruthene.

Because they are.

at least you keep on trying
I also lost interest in porn nowadays its just pictures of qts I Imagine having as gfs or just fapbank

Since Hungarians are dead we should include some new country into v4. My vote is for Indonesia.

wtf I hate Gdansk now

my apologies, I copied it out of a book

>nofap
jesus man why would you do that
that's like noeat2017

fapping is perfectly normal, just porn isnt. making yourself believe that fapping is not normal you make yourself feel like shit and think that you are somehow not normal when in fact its porn that is damaging you, making your brain addicted to it and making you do it more often because it is so widespread and easily available. don't fool yourself, friend

>masturbate to degenerate porn/hentai
>feel bad after masturbating
>masturbate to vanilla hentai
>feel bad mid-fap
The worst thing is that I feel less and less shame after jacking off, so I go deeper into the rabbit hole. I'm trying to stop, but there are no breaks. There is no escape

>porn isn't

I love this meme.

explain to me how it is a meme

Explain to me how it isn't. Did porn sent anyone to hospital?

ssssshh, don't trigger Sup Forumsposters

>Did porn sent anyone to hospital?
What does that even got to do with it? Just to be sure, are you Marcel? Before I write anything else

but Vilnanon , masturbating is a sin

>Germany
no such thing

doesn't have to do anything with Sup Forums actually, which I never visit

How is it harmful if it doesn't actually harm you? Porn addiction is the least dangerous addiction there is I never heard anyone saying ''porn ruined my life'' you can't OD on porn and watching it won't make you an abussive, agressive asshole like alcohol. Is this some brand new Sup Forums meme people took seriously? Everyone watches porn so is everyone brain damaged?

youtube.com/watch?v=BZXQCd8IOc4
there are more cases like this

I think janny is on a period today
He's deleting all the funposting threads, even the ones that are actually somewhat Sup Forums related

> 2017
> triggering Sup Forumsposters

What, none of what you wrote has anything to do with it. Addiction does not mean dangerous, overdosing, ruining life or anything like that. I have no fucking idea why people involve Sup Forums in it, I never even visit it or have anything to do with it.

So sex addiction doesn't exist too? Can you overdose on gambling or internet? You know, there are types of addictions which affect different parts of your brain. I feel like I am being baited here.

being called a Sup Forumsster triggers me

One fucking guy who took that shit too seriously big deal.

>sex addiction

another fucking meme a guy can't fuck anymore because a bunch of cucks call it ''addiction'' soon finding another person attractive will be called perverted

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>went to shop to buy something for dinner
>bought beer and doughnuts

random songpost

youtube.com/watch?v=7uhYYnf7kUw

nothing wrong with beer

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I wonder which country has objectively the best wife material.

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bravo, Slovakia

Btw why Is america so hell bent on showing Slovakia as post apocalyptic shithole? Lmao Hostel took place in Slovakia too.

hungarians getting butthurt again

Call of Duty is superior to that old piece of shit Doom that looks like Minecraft.

This post is the greatest achievement in the history of Slovakia

fuking kekd

Because it is.

I've noticed this too, and honestly I don't know why Slovakia specifically gets picked on so much. I guess people in Hollywood just use it because they're educated enough to know it exists, but stupid enough to still think everything east of Germany is literally Fallout, so they just use it as a generic example of a post-Soviet country. Also if they shit on anybody larger than Slovakia the country's diaspora in America would be angry and large enough to get them in trouble.

because slovakia sounds to americans like it doesn't really exists and it's just a stereotype come to life

>post-Soviet
*post-communist

Nostalgiafag thread. I still miss the atmosphere of adventure from my first SS playthrough later shooters were all grimdark and in grey cities.

Doesn't matter to Westerners. They think we all speak Russian.

>slovakia
>country

One retard even asked about eastern orthodoxy on v4. They think we are all Russia lite in every aspect.

>One retard even asked about eastern orthodoxy on v4
I remember that post and I still wonder if it was bait or not
>SS was made by Croats
If V4 united we'd be a bideo game superpower

Correcting them is pointless because then you're butthert xDD

One American asked me if we use toilet paper.

this is true in some respects but it's changing. A lot of Americans have started visiting Prague/Budapest/Warsaw/Bratislava in recent years as well as Croatia. Central Europe in general is portrayed in American travel sites/magazines as being "Europe's best-kept secret" where you can go and have a good time for very little money and not be surrounded by tourists everywhere you go (and not get bombed/truck'd etc.)

This is all very recent though. Keep in mind Eurotrip came out like 13 years ago.

Do you?

>he uses toilet paper

>One American asked me if we use toilet paper.
It's not just Americans, it's the West in general.
In my secondary school there was a student exchange with a French school. One of the questions these arrogant tadpoles asked at the beginning of it was "if we have hot water in Poland?"
It was like 10 years ago, but I honestly doubt their attitudes changed.

Why polacks attached tanks with sabres? Maces are clearly better for dealing with armor.

No, bidet is better.

americans don't go here anyway, they prefer cliche western tourist traps

it's all bong or kraut tourists here in kraków, sometimes italians

>attached tanks with sabres
Because tanks with sabers attached to them are rad as fuck

And Spaniards.
I was in Warsaw for a day some time ago and I saw like 3 different tourist groups of Spaniards.

I saw tons of bongs and krauts but there were some Americans too. I see Americans mostly in Warsaw, Krakow isn't very well-known yet in the US compared to Western Europe. I recommended both Warsaw and Krakow to everybody I know though so enjoy giving directions to the McDonalds to fat people in flip-flops this summer :^)

>arrogant tadpoles

>recommending Warsaw to anyone at all
>everyone is a cunt
>place looks like shit
>nothing good came out of it ever
>random fake palm tree because some retard watched too much Scarface and said ''we need to be more like Miami and shiet''
>a lot of the population consists of village hicks
>prices out of the ass

Warsaw is the epitome of everything that sucks the only redeeming factor that shithole has is the fact that it isn't radioactive (yet).

this
Why would you ever visit a city that got 99% of its historical architecture bombed to dust? It's Corpo-rat Central and nothing else.
In Kraków you can choke to death but at least it has nice buildings and the salt mine and shit.

>Warsaw bashing
I think if you're a historyboo it's a great place to visit. It's certainly not very beautiful compared to other Polish cities but it's definitely an interesting place. Imagine it from the perspective of an American who has never had anything destructive happen to their country ever besides a military base being bombed and two skyscrapers knocked down, it's very jarring and educational to see things like bullet marks in the sides of churches and plaques and markers on every street showing where some massacre or mass execution took place. Besides, every country hates its own capital.

it's sort of apples and oranges. Warsaw is great for 20th century history and learning things about Polish history as a whole, Krakow is great for medieval history and having a more traditional "European" experience.

>not visiting warsaw for beautiful, arcadian landscapes and peaceful rural life
you're missing out

I fucking shit on rural life. Rural life lmao what the fuck is this? Milking cows? Villagers exist solely to be fucked that's what our nobles did and for a good reason as average hick is a retard. It makes me laugh when some village shit eater thinks he's Sarmatian lmao might as well call himself Chinese.

laughed a tiny bit

also young israeli tourists
jesus fucking christ what a bunch of cunts

Why, what are they like? Are they usually just there to mourn the six gorillion and don't care about anything else or something?

what is the green bit? the airport?

No, it will not join Warsaw.

Would PiSs win Warsaw's mayoralty after this expansion of the city?

All Masovia is under Warsaw control, except for one small village in Podkowa Leśna, whose inhabitants are made invincible by a magic potion created periodically by the Druid Januszanix.

I ordered a corinthian helmet replica today. I'm not even a larper or anything, I just really like the aesthetics.
It's same as pic. I will spray paint it bronze and maybe make a crest for it later

Israeli tourists are notorious for their shit behaviour apparently they behave like this in Tunisia too because The Economist wrote an article about it. They just leave hotel rooms in a mess, are loud, their armed bodyguards are retarded and even prevented a teenage jewish Pole from entering synagogue so it's not like they at least treat fellow jews better they are just abusive in general.

Honestly fuck Israel.

I see. I learn something new about your country every day.

The top of the helmet looks like tip of a dick lol.

I know :^)
I would really like to know if it was supposed to symbolize masculinity anyway

>their armed bodyguards
what the fuck

If you're interested

polishpress.wordpress.com/2007/05/11/israeli-teenagers-are-a-nuisance-in-poland/

that's their plan i think

youtu.be/x4be8Tp_9W4?t=3m12s
Literally you