/seriea/ 16/17 -- matchday 2; waiting for Lazio vs Juventus edition

>tonight
27.08. 18:00 Lazio - Juventus
>later tonight
27.08 20:45 Napoli - Milan
>tomorrow
28.08 18:00 Inter - Palermo
28.08 20:45 Crotone - Genoa
28.08 20:45 Torino - Bologna
28.08 20:45 Udinese - Empoli
28.08 20:45 Cagliari - Roma
28.08 20:45 Sampdoria - Atalanta
28.08 20:45 Sassuolo - Pescara
28.08 20:45 Fiorentina - Chievo

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Why are Roma so shit lads

because it is extremely hard to work in an environment full of romanistas.
they are obsessive about their team, players can't go out without being assaulted by fans, there are a lot of shady figures around them, ambiental pressure is unbearable.
they are also top class chokers, they don't have Juventus winning mentality

I'm more excited for Milan-napoli

it's not even about being shit anymore, it's about being stupid
i still can't believe what chance they threw out of the window

no winning mentality, they're like a bunch of traumatized children who'll lose their fucking minds after any bit of pressure

Frosinone Culone

can't wait to see balotelli with zamparini

is it actually happening?
would be glorious

who /Amatrice/ here?

pretty fucking devastating desu

two family friends of mine died
they were not people i loved or anything, seen them like four times in my whole life, but it's still quite frightening and sad

LAZIO (3-4-3)
>Marchetti, Bastos, De Vrij, Radu; Basta, Parolo, Biglia, Lukaku; Felipe Anderson, Immobile, Lulic.
On the bench: Strakosha, Vargic, Patric, Hoedt, Wallace, Murgia, Cataldi, Leitner, Milinkovic, Lombardi, Kishna, Djordjevic.
Manager: Inzaghi.

JUVENTUS (3-5-2)
>Buffon, Barzagli, Benatia, Chiellini; Dani Alves, Khedira, Lemina, Asamoah, Alex Sandro; Mandzukic, Dybala.
On the bench: Neto, Audero, Lichtsteiner, Rugani, Evra, Hernanes, Pjanic, Pjaca, Higuain.
Manager: Allegri.

Referee: Guida.

is bonucci ded?

Who /Caprari/ here?

home just in time lads

forza juve la

my family originates from only couple of hours from there. bit weird la

no la but his son might be :(

family issues, his 2yo son is in hospital

>couple of hours from there
Abruzzo expat?

not expat. 2nd generation but all my family are from abruzzo

>only couple of hours from there

I know you're Australian so your perception of time and distance might be a bit off, but this is Italy we're talking about

>not trevisani-adani

i know la. but earthquakes can still cover a big distance. obviously it didn't affect there though. the one in l'aquila was even closer

how is balde keita?
does lotito freeze his contract?

he's missing in action

>tfw we live in the age of the GOAT commentator

>Gianluigi Donnarumma gets into Italy's squad for the first time, he is the youngest Italy call-up since 1911

la if you're going to be a muh heritage fag why aren't you pulling for Pescara?

for real though
what happens to him after he made lotito angry by faking his injury last week?

I also support pescara somewhat but I started to support juventus before I knew pescara and most other serie a clubs existed

juve will break the world transfer record when they buy him in 2018

Lotito will force Inzaghi to make him train with the youth team for at least six months or settle the issue in tribunal as he often does

based Oddo

youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4dPj9-N_w

>MASSICCCCIO

I lel everytiem

he is going to monaco and later( jenuary or sumer 2017) to Roma.

Good lad

I am getting of this terromoto thing.

>jenuary
*january

any stream

grande lazio

r/soccerstreams la

what's the deal with pjanic. he only got a knock from primavera like 3 weeks ago

>this shitty anthem still getting shoved down our throats
just play Fratelli d'Italia ffs

for first time in serie a; there will be cooling time duty for high temperature

Allegri always takes all the time in the world to introduce the new players and make them fit better into the system, it happened with Alex Sandro and Dybala last year and it'll happen again with Higuain and Pjanic

thanks
tuttosportweb .com/update/ch25.html

usually younger players more though. dani alves is starting both games now

lets go lazio

HIGUABENCH

is higuain the new altafini?

Why don't they play Rugani instead of Benatia?

he was bought literally for the sole purpose to fuck Napoli over
same for Pjanic with Roma

you now remember man utd wanted do buy felipe anderson for 40 million

they brought mkhitaryan instead
:^)

is 3-4-3 going to be the meme tactics of the season?

LWB is the perfect position for Lukaku, I think.

Lazio should consider this formation more often.

nah it was last season
they bought Memepiss

3-4-3
or 3-5-2

wasn't it february or somethin

because rugani is shit ball playing defender

>open this as video source
>open Radio 1 stream for Repice
>synch them up
>???
>profit

can't thank you enough Hellasbro
top tier

almost all clubs are using 4-3-3 this season

nope, last summer iirc

>DO NOT SHARE
oh noes :^)

np
DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

>Diveni Flopves
what a clown

Juve got a tier scummier with his signing

>Lazio will never display this based kit ever again

fuck dani alves with his sissy barcelona acting

>kicked dybala from behind
>no red
wew la

could've been a red there

>radu
bybala scored in
3.2.1

nah
i mean, it wasn't neither violent nor a goal scoring opportunity
yellow is perfectly fine

t. referee

>not violent
t. ADL

Lelmina pls

based benatia

looks like he's been here for years lads

deliberate doesn't mean violent

so close
benatia well done

more like borie a amirite?

ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

we need quality in that midfield lads

>juve made cannavaro great again
>juve made pirlo great again
>juve made benatia great again

Lazio looks good
can they challenge for CL or at least EL?

biglia in juve will be perfect
in EL with inter fiore milan and sassuolo.
3 places for 5 teams

>buyernwinslol talking shit about other leagues
go throw a bull's head onto the pitch Fritz

would be more entertaining than borie a for sure

good thing I'm watching all 4 top leagues at the same time right now, else I would doze off

on the radio they just explained the rule change about last man sending offs (not automatic anymore if the defender attempts to play the ball) and handball bookings (not automatic either)
sensible changes imho

i think you're overrating Napoli
Juve and Roma (barring more mental collapses) are a lock, but Napoli without Higuain is half the team it was last season

>roma
lal

Adani is shit desu

shut up Bergomi

i hate dani alves

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Right now the centrocampo is retrocession zone-tier. They fucking fanno schifo al cazzo. Andate a fuck voi medesimi e specialmente Asamoah.

They ste the masters of being the best among the l'esser teams tbf

autocorrect/10 spelling pal

For how many years have they placed 2nd-3rd? They are reaching arsenal level now

This post reminded me of the In The Panchine album.

He's even worse, expecially when Inter is playing.
>tfw they let him commentate Milano derbys

>reaching

Roma actually choked in their only UCL final against Crumbleplel in 84, so 22 years before Arsenal did. Roma is proto-Arsenal.

3 year straight by now
9 times in the last 15 years

mandzukic is shit

But the goal in the UCL final half an inch from the goal line omgwtf.

Juve is playing pretty bad

monobrow is love
monobrow is life