How to spot people who know nothing about football
>cries about diving
>uses terms like "system babby"
>his first language is English
>unironically says CRonaldo is better than Messi
How to spot people who know nothing about football
>cries about diving
>uses terms like "system babby"
>his first language is English
>unironically says CRonaldo is better than Messi
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> claps nonstop
>thinks diving is not a problem
People who say Messi is better than Ronaldo 'because of the way he plays'. As if that actually means anything.
People who say CL > WC/Euros.
>is white
love the freckles on that broad, gives me a stiffy.
On another note though, CR is better than Missi.
>american
>did you see that ludicrous display last night?
>Hasn't seen his country win a single cup in his lifetime.
Qué bien se siente ser Chileno y vivir en un pais de primer mundo.
I would "fuck" her lads
All of her lads?
>Soccer =/= football
...
what a unique qt
>emily bador
>english/malaysian
Interesting combo. English/Thai here.
>diving isn't a problem
literally the worst thing about football
That's a girl though.
>7H1S FLAG
>7H1S TOPIC
this
fucking argie cunts
So your dad paid $5 to make you?
Not me but the pic related, silly.
Oh, right that was the Muttlaysian. You're Thai, so I should have said $0.05
>unironically says CRonaldo is better than Messi
i have yet to see that 2bh
People who think a knock-out tournament is more relevant than a round robin league
>this flag
>this topic
WC >>>> CL >>>>> Euros
Olympics >>>>>>>>>extreme power gap >>>>>>> any other sport tournaments >>>>>>>>>>> extreme power gap >>>>>>>>CL and EPL >>>>> WC >>>>>> Euros
Agree about all except 4th. And I'll add another
>takes part in Messi/Ronaldo wars
>he hasn't proven himself in the EPL
>doesn't actually attend football matches
>doesn't support his local team
>repeats things he heard on a highlights show and passes it off as an opinion
99% of Sup Forums
>entire continent's reputation is built around have supposedly beautiful football
>dive all over the fucking place to win by pens
lol
What the crud did you just doopin' say about me, you little [Opposing team]? I'll have you know I go to Europe every summer to watch live soccer and I have stolen over 300 confirmed chants. I'm the best capo in my team's entire 2-year-old history. As we speak I am contacting my network of ultras all over filthy Philly. No one likes us, but we don't give a crud. I will go doopin' mental on you and you will drown in crud. You're doopin' dead, [Opposing team].
The problem with Arsenal is, they always try to walk it into the back of the net.
>believes anything after the 90's is actually "football" and not "wendyball" due to South American influx.
Who's the cute black chick?
Read the thread before posting, dumbo.
who actually support their local team here?
bochum here
>pays for watching sports on the TV
>follows the EPL
>believes 4-3-3 is usually more offensive than a 4-4-2
clueless
good post
Lydia Graham
Rude desu
I had to google what "thread" meant. Why didn't you just say "read all the other post". And if you knew the answer to my question, why didn't you just say that?
Blyth Spartans m8
>Lydia Graham
It's Emily Bador. Lydia Graham is the picture here Can't none of you cunts read?
Here is a pt-chinese mix
t. absolute casual
Why so unpleasant? You need to correct your behaviour before you seriously upset someone.
>Claims he's white when he is from the blackest country on the planet
Even the Central African Republic is whiter then you people. >0 Malvinas
a cute.
another cute
>Colombia literally goes looking for blood
>Argies respond to Colombian murderball
>Fucking diving cunts
Fresh pasta
>this flag
>this topic
>"white"
BPL =/= Football
NFL =/= NOT FOOTBALL
Go lose in vietnam you fucking faggot yank cunt
>mfw i'm part of that 99%
Same, senpai. I just started watching last season and most of my knowledge comes from spee
>implying there aren't actual system byproducts everywhere just waiting to be exposed
plenty of them in england
some even retired as '''legends'''
I wonder if they didn't try to walk into the back of the net so often they would improve.
>watches the ball instead of watching player movement
>bases his opinions on stats, FIFA, FM, or fantasy football
>never played the game to a reasonable standard
>doesn't still play regularly
>Thinks players go down too easily
>Can't appreciate low scoring games
tfw turned commie from watching this chinese-american biuty so much
Corinthians USA
Hazinga
But CL are better than WC/Euros. Simply because the CL has all the best football players on top of their form.
WC and Euros happen on the summer with the players fatigated and especially the best who normally play more than 60 games.
Hello Chile dog
U S A
U S A
U S A
fuck vox too cara
decent post
Sometimes low scoring games can be irritable when players are to scared to make that chance to score. Coupled with players taking half asses shots that go wide or straight at keeper, then appreciation goes out the window.
If it's high intensity, players making all kinds of chances and runs but keepers are equal to chances being created. Then it's easy to appreciate, you can analyse literally every second because it was that interesting.
>cries about diving
I don't.
>uses terms like "system babby"
I do.
>his first language is English
It is not,
>unironically says CRonaldo is better than Messi
He is.
>also SHARTS IN MARTS
fuck off Escobar!
>unironically says maradona is the best player ever
even with you dont wanna give pelé credit, recent guys like ronaldo (fat ronaldo) and zidane were better
Como chileno me averguenzas HUASO LALO
Todos acá en Chile y el Mundo sabemos que Messi es el mejor
NY Metrostars/Red Bulls here
What's up with lusophones and yellow fever?
>>cries about diving
>sucadas
It's pretty much impossible to compare a player like Pele to Messi, simply because the game has changed so much. Even Maradonna-Messi comparisons are pretty hard to do.
>follows the EPL
Better than following tugão. Have fun watching our boring super tactical league cuck.
99% venfica
Well, it's in our history.
Look up how the Portuguese where the first ones to bring jap whores to Europe.
Not even kidding.
I like a local team but support one team abroad. It's the recipe for most swedes
lusophones have fever for everyone with a cunt. That's the main thing we did when we had colonies. Fuck like animals.
Heh good thing I'm /lifelong/ Lester City born and bred.
I would put my penis in her vagina if you catch my drift senpai
How to spot people who know nothing about soccer
>they don't call it soccer
Kek
>thinks Pele hasn't been surpassed by at least ten players since his playing days
>has female genitalia
>he 'supports' a club more than 20 miles from the place he lives or is from
top fukn kek
Well said
I don't get it.
Cardiff city here
>rare
>quads
i am a Zejtun Corinthians fan too
It's ok, user, because you got quads instead.
She looks exactly like my little sister, scared the hell out of me for a second
pics pls
checked
> Southampton lifelong here
> Born in Weymouth, Live in Surrey, Work In London
Guess that makes me a plastic fan right?