>President Robert Mugabe has reportedly ordered the arrest of the entire Zimbabwean Olympic team for failing to win a medal at the just concluded 2016 Rio Olympics. >According to the NTA, Mugabe met with the commissioner general of Zimbabwe police republic, Augustine Chihuri and asked him to arrest and detain the whole Zimbabwean Olympic Team members immediately they arrive the Harare International Airport. >Zimbabwe presented a team of 31 athletes at the Olympics. The closest any of the athletes came to win a contest was at the 8th position. >“We have wasted the country’s money on these rats we call athletes. If you are not ready to sacrifice and win even copper or brass medals (referring the 4th and 5th positions) as our neighbors Botswana did, then why do you go to waste our money” he said. >If we needed people to just go to Brazil to sing our national anthem and hoist our flag, we would have sent some of the beautiful girls and handsome guys from University of Zimbabwe to represent us.” >“This situation is like an impotent man who is married to five women, what is the essence? I will make sure we share the cost across board for all of them to pay back to government chest even if it takes 10 years to recoup, now it turns out to be a soft loan we have given them to go and visit Brazil as tourist, they are useless” he concluded.
Apparently he's also making them pay back the cost of training for and travel to the Olympics. This man is the greatest national leader I've ever seen.
Hudson Martin
Every country should do this if they get no medals
Isaac Brooks
Sport confirmed for dead in their country. Why would any athlete bother training anymore?
Ayden Campbell
Mugabe is still fucking alive. Dictators sure have a hard skin
Carter Wright
to escape at the olympics? duh...
Charles Robinson
>The closest any of the athletes came to win a contest was at the 8th position So they're better at sport than you are at managing the economy
John Morgan
Its not north Korea, a shit ton of people moved to South Africa
Jeremiah Gomez
This guy may be the worst leader in the world.
Adam Foster
He's easily top 3. He's so fucking stupid and I'm not sure a single one of his big ideas has worked.
Nicholas King
Pretty based tbqh
Grayson Perez
Just some bantz
If he was really such a bad president why does he keep getting elected by wide margins?
Brandon Martin
Isn't he the one that ran whites out and then begged for them back once 1 USD equaled 1 million Zimbabwe currency? kek
Jace Gray
I can't believe this prick is still alive
Jacob Turner
Is this bait?
Kayden Edwards
kek
Easton Edwards
You are now aware that man is 92 years old, rocking the hitlerstache and being a dictator over black people.
Julian Sullivan
He's probably really 105 since they always lie about their age.
Thomas Myers
>you have to come back
Brody Richardson
All their medals but one where won by a white swimmer. Why the fuck was he expecting them to win shit?
Cameron Lee
kek
Dominic Rogers
>swimbabwes
Gavin King
He seized the farmland whites worked on and gave them to his loyalists most of whom are not farmers or not as experienced as the former white landowners were. Not sure what his endgame is.
Cooper Jenkins
>the other medal I understand Mugabe must have other priorities, but all the cool dictators fund a decent sports programme to wave their dick around.
Connor Ortiz
...
David Edwards
JUST
Ian Murphy
> Each member of the team was promised an ox by the Prime Minister's wife Sally, but ultimately received a polystyrene package of meat instead at a ceremony hosted by Mrs Mugabe
Carter Bailey
>that first quote
LMAO
Christopher Brooks
What was his endgame?
Joseph Scott
I hope I don't live to be 92, but if I do I hope I still look that good.
Jacob Barnes
>last name is fucking Banana
really makes me think..
Jayden Foster
Burn!
Cameron Evans
>1st President of [African Country]
Worst job ever or worst job of all time? Literally no one survives this.
Zachary Richardson
Probably beats being "Last president of [African Country]"
Jose Carter
The athletes should hire a witch to make his penis disappear. Africa is fun like that.
Wyatt Lewis
Best Korea clearly superior after all.
Colton Allen
He's over 90, there's nothing left to disappear.
Daniel Peterson
>>“This situation is like an impotent man who is married to five women, what is the essence?
You wish. He would fuck a hole in you.
Kevin Morris
>only white farms were seized >American education
Jack Miller
North Korea probably executes all non-medal winners and sends their extended family to the work camps for the rest of their lives. Step it up Zimbabwe.
Carson Stewart
>being this retarded en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_reform_in_Zimbabwe >UK helps fund fair land reform in zimbabwe after independence, compensating farmers for their land >Blair says fuck that and ends the program >Mugabe says fuck whitey and takes their shit without compensation
Hudson Thomas
So my family's farm wasn't seized? K
Charles Rivera
Oh, almost forgot this little tidbit: >By 2013, every white-owned farm in Zimbabwe >had been either expropriated or confirmed for redistribution
Aiden Martin
Not disputing that, but my senpai is black and our farm was seized by the WVA. They targeted anyone with land and who wasn't part of the newer govt, just happened that most of those folks were white
Leo Young
You mean that they specifically targeted white people and seized ALL of their land? I'm sure mugabe took plenty of land from political enemies or just random people to distribute to cronies. You cannot deny that Mugabe systematically deprived white farmers of their land without compensation, but acknowledging this doesn't mean he didn't take some land from blacks too.
Wyatt Rogers
There are still white farmers in Zimbabwe though, I'm not sure what the source of that one statement above is. David Pocock's grandfather still has a rather large plot for instance
Jose Howard
seething hatred and a lust for power prolong their lives
Julian Johnson
Oh, didn't know that. Makes sense since his loyalists received all the new land, he was probably just taking land from anyone he disliked.
Logan Baker
>that attendance female sports has and forever will be a meme
Aaron Edwards
The numbers dropped from 4500 before Mugabe to 300 in 2011. That is quite a large percentage.
Parker Nelson
>we have enough. we dont want to choke
Camden Bailey
HALF OF THE TEAM IS WHITE
Caleb Reed
All iv ever read is that all white farmland has been taken.
I believe they was also the majority of worked land and now they don't have the people left who haven't had there land taken to feed people.
Xavier Roberts
The IOC will ban Zimbabwe from the olympics right?
William Baker
I don't think they was doping.
But then I don't think there's going to be another Olympics team from them
Leo Perry
>92 years old
when will this cunt die
Tyler Stewart
I feel sorry for kirsty coventry
also pretty sure she finished better than 8th in at least one event this olympics
Austin Fisher
I get this sneaking suspicion that Naij likes to make stories up. Or at least not try to verify a juicy story.
Cameron Lee
dictators live forever
Nathaniel Morgan
>Mugabe
Noah Evans
>Castro and Mugabe will die in your lifetime Who will be the next great dictators? Erdogan, Putin, Kim?
Ethan Allen
I got my money on Robo-Obama and his perpetual 3rd term
Colton Taylor
>castro and mugabe will die in your lifetime starting to doubt that
Ryan Jackson
>wanting whites to come back
Why?
Jack Perez
Probably not the only country that does this. Probably the only one that announces it though. I imagine the North Koreans and Chinese just make people disappear in the night.
Noah Johnson
Kek
Ryan Nelson
So was your f.a.m. pro-Rhodesia, or just politically neutral?
Cooper Miller
Oh you can bet their field hockey team in the 80s was white as fuck too.
Christian Mitchell
Absolute madman. Here's a slightly updated pic.
David Bailey
You know why, but your flag won't let you say it.
Christopher Nguyen
>Mugabe Antoinette
Gavin Parker
Turns out running the only people who know how to farm out of the country and giving said farms to a bunch of dumb niggers isn't a very good idea.
Tyler Williams
What is even worse is that he used to be one of the most respected leaders in the world.
Ryder King
Do you guys expect black leaders and black lead nations to do anything good? Look at how shit the US has turned since Obama took office.
Nathan Gonzalez
Your country was always shit. I will say it again. Your country was always shit.
Hunter Morgan
Reminder: This is who the west betrayed Rhodesia for
Benjamin Watson
Farming is easy la'
Christian Evans
Nigger
Wyatt Rivera
You got it all wrong. NK pretends like they won every gold medal
Asher Green
>Not sure what his endgame is. Crashing this currency
Eli Bell
With no subsidies.
Matthew Ortiz
really makes you think
Luke Rogers
Fuck you (I'm white btw)
Kevin Powell
So then you should love us because you people have a shit fetish