British Rail edition.
/brit/
Post pictures of paki girls who had a crush on you but you didn't act on it
/brit/ gf 2017
>tfw 60% of our rail lines got demolished for no bloody reason
rooooooo
me in the lower centre
30th birthday coming up in late march. never had sex. should i just tinder like a madman just so i don't end up a wizard?
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there were a lot of defunct lines or lines which only 3 people used
really sad that trains aren't affordable
want to move to a city with good transport links and sell my cage
STANDING
>a city with good transport links
London or bust
>29
>virgin
mate you've no hope of ever having sex no matter what you do
once you get over 23 and you've never lost it its game over
spanner
So you mean basically any mid size German city?
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>willingly giving up wizard powers
What's wrong with people who don't like traps?
Can't you see that boobs, a thicc butt and tiny shrunken feminine penis are the best combination?
Do you trap haters actually find vaginas visually attractive??
when is the next playstation due to come out?
and if i had a profile on ps3 a while ago is it transferable to ps4?
i look like some sort of libertarian memer
>reading yank posts
shameful
went to the national railway museum today, would recommend for a highly comfy day
do train autists get free train tickets?
Why? will losing your virginity to a 2/10 from tinder turn you into an alpha male?
no we don't
just got back from the pub
said i'd go back out for a sick techno night but im really not feeling it
The one in York? It's shit, but I got a blowjob in one of the trains so can't complain
yes we do
>im just now realising /brit/ is a fucking lefty general
was nice knowing you lads
I'm so lonely I'd take a trap at this point
bit of a rorke myself
lowestoft mentioned
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despise retarded normies and our victim culture
>don't pay attention when ordering tickets
>WAAAH I GOT SCAMMED PLS HELP
manchestereveningnews.co.uk
me too
just got back from a sick techno night
said I'd go back out for a pub sesh but I'm not really feeling it
microscopically gay
need a bf
>mfw posting multiple compass results for the bants
how is it shit? yeah it's just old trains but its comfy af and free
bet you're a 'sheed
you should get a least 1 free ticket a month, you appreciate trains like nobody else does
you shouldn't really get free tickets, you guys aren't mentally stable enough to deal with actual trains
>gif
fuck off
very gay
lads no one actually helped me this time, i asked her for drinks and she said "yeah depending on who you're out with"
HAVE i got a chance at this point
Nah, I was a student at the time and I'm not a train autist
>just got back from a sick techno night
>21:53
yeah okay
youtube.com
Comfy...
tell her you'll just be out with her
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think about what your favourite anime character would do
>back from a techno night at ten to ten
fucking hell mate chill out
would quite like to teabag isabel hardman
just say "nobody just us"
whats the worst that could happen at this point tbf
Sex is overrated anyway
i made my gf cum several times and still felt throughly bored the entire time
now she's gone i crave it again.
tell her "you and your beautiful soles haha"
*retweets*
>whilst I was having regular sex I didnt really want it
whoah... really....? wow......hmmmm...
>you are a britbong
>you wake up and see that france has annexed britbongistan
>bbc is already changed to FBC
>french flags on cambridge birdge or whatever it's called the big bridge in london and the big clock is paintted blue white and red
What is your reaction
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I wake up for real.
sacre bleu
Imagine living in 1930 and seeing all these new, clean, fresh, crisp, modern designs for the very first time in history
so much different from whatever has been made before
JE SUIS UN BAGUETTE AVEC LA FROMAGE DE MERDE
>french flags on cambridge birdge or whatever it's called the big bridge in london and the big clock is paintted blue white and red
join the resistance ofc
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h8 big government desu
*supports putin*
I'd probably make a thread about it on the 'chon asking what the fuck is going on tbch
wouldn't mind it too much honestly, quite like france
cor blimey would love to get my face into that
i mean the main takeaway is that havign regular sex was not that fulfilling an experience
you feel your willy sliding in and out of a fanny, and you feel a short ego boost because you've got a naked girl moaning underneath you. maybe you feel some emotional connection or something
but really why people bang on and on about sex is beyond me, it was not that great.
honhonhon le bogdanoffs a sauvé angleterre
kill all french "men" on earth by slapping them with my enormous English cock
thanks for these
MEDIA IS BAD. GOVERNMENT IS BAD. BANKERS BONUSES. SECRET SOCIETIES. ILLUMANTI
*checks surnames of whoever runs these*
WTF
PAINT SPATTERED WALLS AND THE CRY OF A TOMCAT
WHAT'S GOING OUT AND A KICK IN THE BALLS
THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT
VERY nice
we're already french clay
whats the largest object u've shoved up ur arse
golf ball here
is england a republic now
>you are a crapaud
>you wake up and see that Germany has annexed France
>all the radio stations are broadcasting German
>German flags on Marseille tower or whatever it's called the big meccano set in Paris
oh wait, this happened
my surname is very british but I'm jewish
@70805832
fuck off you smug normie cunt
pathetic
>France
>the country that has a terrorist attack every other month
>annexing anything
not really. absolutely terrible acting from arnie.
amen
I DON'T WANT TO BE AN AUTISTIC MESS ANYMORE
just drove for two hours to get some KFC
>the big meccano set in Paris
ha
Had a really weird experience once. Was just sitting around minding my own business when a golf ball came out of my mouth. No idea how it got there.
dae le sesh xD
>>>/reddit/
bird
good thread for us lot who like paki munters
literally nowt wrong with being a normie pham
horse penis dildo, or the very large buttplug that I had used
before those, probably a lava lamp (not on, obviously)
Joe Rogan x Alex Jones is fucking GOLD
unironically eating garlic bread
MUH CRAIC
>french wanker comes and posts some inane shite and gets around 50 (You)s
ah hmm yes ah hmmmm yes of course very nice ahhhhh yes hmmmmmm mmmmhm I see very impressive yes hmmmm why didnt I see this before aha of course
nothing because im not gay
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