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first ngl
need a dominant bf to treat me like a lady
had a chicken katsu curry at wasabi the other day
god awful
Please post slags forgot to wank before turning my computer off
>Got warned for dubs posting for posting "nice quads" in reply to a picture of someone with very strong upper legs
Ah yes the big J
might buy a farm
are you going to leave too?
tummy feels achy :/
not denying that
Real life gimmick idea: Release dangerous animals such as lions, tigers, elephants, chimpanzees etc. into the countryside at random points across the UK then watch the carnage unfold
Imagine how mental it would be going to work and seeing a lion in the road
AESTHETIC
If you do not fall into this part of the spectrum you need to leave /brit/.
>user!!! Everybody this is user the guy I was telling you about! Thanks for coming to our British party user!!
>OMG that accent I LOVE it hahaha :))
post more paki girls you cunts
Real life gimmick idea: Release pigs and wild dogs into Tower Hamlets
reddit flagging is dead?
good fucking riddance, utter mongloid runts
*wades towards you*
*rubs your tummy*
*moves hand down slowly into your trousers*
Hmm yes what do we have here?
don't really need to release even more chimpanzees in the uk hehe
*drives into the lion at a high speed and makes it explode*
Haha no problem ladies
*keys a fat wad*
Alright now where's the Stella
I'm afraid you're going to leave with glasses gf 2bh
me with the horns
Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
mugi best girl
Real life gimmick idea: airdrop pigs with parachutes into mecca. the parachutes are edible so the pigs can eat themselves free after landing.
they look like a really good group of friends
I'm in this pic
Real life gimmick idea: piss in a bottle of ribena
16 today dadadadada UP FOR FUN
Would make a cool album cover
You there. Yes, you, the young gentleman on the front row with the red shirt on. I believe you have a question for the panel - something along the lines of, 'checking your digits'?
I travelled all over the US and the only place I can recall anyone caring about my accent was on a cable car in Colorado
>check into hotel in new york
>passport please
>GREAT britain huh? WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT IT?
what happened to him? and what about the sheik?
am I one?
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
got banned
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How it feels to post in /brit/.
rate the 'book, lads.
Naughty boys in nasty schools
Headmaster's breaking all the rules
haven't heard about the sheik since he got put in the slammer but poley is now working in a call centre and is forcing his family to play d&d with him
Take the test again. They have updated the site and have more stats on the results page.
>go on holiday to America
>get four times the amount of Tinder matches than I do back home because I mentioned being English in my profile
>end up getting off with a pretty Brazilian girl
>Jacob Rees-Mogg said regulations that were “good enough for India” could be good enough for the UK
where will you be when we become poo-in-loos
no
>user! Your sausages are ready!
>I bet you love having a girlfriend who can cook a BBQ for you :)
does this mean toilets are going to be abolished
don't think that will happen. she wears tights and plays rpgs.
ZAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sniffs your belly button*
only got two matches today and only one of them was decent looking
i'm 5'9
i'm so short I should be put in a circus or museum or something LOL
HOWLING
when was he supposed to get out? reckon he'll be back?
lad
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tfw skint
I don't even know your name.
that depresses me tbqh
yeah...girlfriend ahahaha....
*puts fresh downie meds in her drink while she's not looking*
They come in boxes now you know?
>you will never be a French rapper
life is a cruel joke lads
I want to go to the gym or do some form of exercise every day but I hear it's bad for you.
...
DANELAD
down, down, you bring me down
I hear you knocking down my door
do you want to know it?
talking about tinder you WMD
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mama take these memes from me
i can't post them anymore
>tfw if I do anything intensive then my heart feels like its exploding and I go into a mini heart attack
ah yes
psst say yes kid
Yes please mate
>poppy
woah... so weird and QUIRKY... so CRAZY.... wonder lot of mystery in here... VERY STRANGE??!
haha
same
Lost so much skeng
fuck knows, he'll probably get arrested again trying to get to syria or something
need a witch gf
>talking about tinder
Yeah, like I said, matches are way better. You should really consider trying them out someday.
hmmmm really makes you think
:3
Why am I attracted to mental illness?
>What's that mate? Nah don't think there's any room for you to sit down here.
lads are third party PS3 controllers ok to buy?
cba paying 40 quid for an official sony one
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>tinder
>matches
holy shit i just got this
feel like a right dolt
Greater London
Zack
*runs up and tests his chin with my heel*
heh, nothing personnel Ryan
psst hey kid, you wanna stop?
its a fast paced thrill but my neck, arse and back are dying by the end of the day and I dream of suicide whenever i'm going uphill
quite drunk now and starting to contact prostitutes
was planning to see a decent one in the city centre but i'm now settling for something cheap slut within a few miles radius
it was called matchbox when it was still in beta
I went to school with number 2
I can feel the earth begin to move
I hear my needle hit the groove
Deepest lore
Don't believe you tbqh
Although on one hand I do know a Zack.
Can't see any poo in the picture m8
what is the point of life outside of london?
commuter towns get a pass by what does soemone in say stoke-on-trent or sunderland live for?
listening to a bit of the 'iggie 'alls
the GOAT ngl
< lvls?
Rank them lads