1. Your cunt

1. Your cunt
2. What did your cunt do in ww2

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Raped by Japs.

Australia
Fought Italians and Germans in the desert and fought Japanese in the jungle

Won it

Raped by Coreans masquerading as Japs

have fun

Absolutely nothing wrong, I'll you that much

Canada

Kept the UK supplied, participated in campaigns against Germany in Western Europe as well as in the Italian Campaign. Canada also had smaller roles in the Pacific.

Flag
Bantered wogs, krauts and nips

Bully the german inmigrants

liberation mostly

destroyed the two best countries in the world for the jew

saved the brits ass from the nazis

liberated our greatest ally

conquered the pacific and nuked nippon so hard it created Godzilla

got frisky with australian women

made boatloads of money and became the greatest country in the world, both economically and militaristically

Have fun.

youtube.com/watch?v=UpkzkjhGii4

Insurgency stuff and boat sinking

we dindu nuffin, I swear

1. flag
2. pic related

Literally helped queen to win some wars

Mexico
We sold shit to allied countries.
Also fought japs in the philippines, a few volunteers fought germans in europe and conscription was established.

It go fucked over by the Soviet Union

Saved the Dutch
Fought Nazis across Yurop and the Pacific

We fought in North Africa for Britain

>have fun
>dying by the thousands

Please not this meme again

>Help Brits fight the Germans and wogs in North Africa and kick Rommels arse.
>Japs started closing in on Australia
>The army was still overseas in Africa and the US was only just beginning to arrive in the Pacific so a militia was formed to repel the Japs from taking New Guinea and cutting off Australia
>Decisively won, with an under equipped, under trained and outnumbered civilian militia against the battle hardened nips.
>Help Yanks fuck shit up
>Yanks close in on Japan while we sit back and take our revenge on the now starving and cut-off Japs left in the SE Pacific
It was a good war.

>>dying by the thousands
>implying it's not part of fun

made some bad decisions, but saved a ton of jews

not much according to Europe.

Daily reminder that a single battle on the eastern front was more costly than all your casualties in both theaters of war

>kill counts are the most important factor in battles

sold meat

>a-australia stronk

where I can see more theatre vid like this?

>Although the defenders were poorly trained, outnumbered and under-resourced, the resistance was such that, according to captured documents, the Japanese believed they had defeated a force more than 1,200 strong when, in fact, they were facing between 77 and 140 Australian troops.[33][34]

Also you do realise we fought in the Battle of the Coral Sea as well lmao. Stay mad nip.

idk, i got that on Sup Forums

Spend half ammunition Axles, be cannon fodder allies

>sold meat
t, eternal Uruguayan

Daily reminder your country will not destroy the world no matter how many times it tries.

our president is in germany right now

pls buy stuff and send arian qts :D

>ywn repel the nip hordes from invading your homeland
>ywn skirmish across jungles and villages, listening intently to your commander for further orders
>ywn have your friend die by your side as he gets caught by a stray nip bullet
>ywn vow to exterminate the nip who did that, and end up killing a few japs in return
>ywn wish to leave all the terror and fighting to go home and see the missus again
why even live?

What.

You forgot about all the heat and humidity and mosquitoes.

everything

Wish we did nothing after pushing nazis from our border

Anyone watched hacksaw ridge yet?

almost succeeded in making Asia a prosperous utopia

side with whoever was looking like they were gonna win

>be neutral
>suddenly blitzkrieg
>why??? assholes
>be occupied
>fight in secret, because mof does some weird shit
>be hungry and need to survive winter
>eat tulips
>suddenly mighty leaf
>free again
>send tulips as thank you

I wish we achieved Chinese holocaust

Seen it, it's pretty good but at times over the top and really unrealistic and also really brutal

We pretended to help the USA to get on their good side.
Afterwards a bunch of nazis came to here, including Joseph Mengele.

I thought it was awesome

Explain this

youtube.com/watch?v=scAeDTIECM4

Did brotherly stuff with our brothers in arms.

>retake some territory from our allies
>die in Russia
>die at home
>give back territory
In this specific order

EXPLODING. FUCKING. FLAMETHROWER. TANKS. RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Battle of France
Dunkirk
Battle of Britain
Battle of the Atlantic
North Africa
Middle Eastern front (Iran, Iraq)
Liberation of France
Fall of Singapore
Burmese campaign
Some participation in the pacific and Indian ocean.
Based

Pacific US Marine. last known observation of real men.

Saved the world.

Help the good guys!

Those things happened though and that was the toned down version. Gibson said if he included everything that happened people would have been in disbelief and it would have ruined experience and perception of the events. Maybe he should have toned it down even more.

This reminds me of We Were Soldiers and people were saying it was too unrealistic with how schlocky, patriotic, and romantic. They disparaged the scenes where one guy says at least he got to die serving his country before passing, another told the war photographer to tell his wife he loves her as he died, and some asian guy whose wife just had his son gets fucked up and burned by danger close support and his skin slid off when they tried to carry him. Except all those things happened in the battle in real life.

Liberating USA from Japanese occupation.

If god had intended you to be on the winning side, you would be born someplace else. That's the Hungarian charm - cursed to save Europe but never be appreciated by it.

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>fight commies
>fight nazis

too bad yankies were too scared to fight us

What did spain do specifically? I never knew about things you did except the civil war. Gave equipment to the Germans? Or volunteer forces?

Yeah for some reason when the battle gets going us aussie just love it ay.
We're fucking insane.

Got occupied. Then the Allies BTFO themselves trying to get us back

Yeah volunteers
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Division

became sex slaves.

I don't buy people picking up limbless corpses and using them as shields and legless dying soldiers having extreme precision and killing absurd amounts of people

>>fight in secret

>45.000 troops
That's quite a lot. It was really nice of you Spain :3

When did PRC take over RoC? It was after the war right?

Daily reminder that all of your action was just part of Soviet – German war.

No problem

lmao amerifats here think they won the war.

You guys were shitting your pants until Canada showed up. Small in numbers we had a kill/death ratio of like 10:1 at around 80% head shots in good weather. My grandfather fought for the Winnipeg Rifles (or Winnies as they preferred), first men in last men out almost every time he said they'd routinely go up and over the top under a hail of bullets just to watch the Amis and Brits take a pounding. Superior Canadian training and tactics won the war, not American ego. GG.

An incendiary round would have to hit the top of the tank that contains compresses air filled with gasoline and from memory that didn't happen at all. This is coming from an expert on WWII flamethrowers.
forgottenweapons.com/flamethrower-qa-with-charlie-hobson/

German troops encounter fierce French resistance

Yes, in secret. Public resistance meant getting shot or forced labour.

post more of this qt

German photographer wooing an auxiliary air raid girl.

It probably would have helped the germans about as much us we did though. Which is not a lot.

mostly resort.
Also people came to visit our beautifull beach.

basically? first telling Germany "hell no!" then they tried to make us their allies so US entreteined itself fucking us while they ass-raped England, then stock pilling resources and sending it to the US so they could redirect their money to the military.
Ohh and sending the "escuadrón 201" to fight nippos, why? I have no fucking idea

>tfw you'll never be a lower rank wermacht officer in 1941 Paris
Why even live?

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Destroyed Soviet Union and installed finnish hegemony in eastern europe.

raping commies who decided to come here two times with shitty soldiers, shitty equipment and even chose shitty time to do that

when is best time to do it, just so they know for next time so they can have a fairer fight

1. Eritrea
2. Fight for the empire and get rekt

with russian equipment its always shitty time but maybe they could try summer instead of coldest winter in 500 years

They came only once, we started the second hassle.

1.Get conscripted into the Allies and the Axis armies
2.Shoot eachother
3.Strike

see flag
we did stuff

dont talk about it like our schools doesnt or we wont be poor victims anymore

Bomb some Japs in The Philippines

nice

JUST

>only European country to give condolences to Germany on the death of Hitler
>only took in the bare minimum of Jewish refugees after the war and deported most of them, even the orphans
>gave safe haven to Nazi generals that fled here and let them live rich fulfilling lives
>Jewish population in Ireland mysteriously drops off after WWII
>only fighting we did in that time period was when the Irish fascist party fought in the Spanish Civil War

Ireland u r a nazi