Official Manchester City vs West Ham match thread 1

>City
Caballero, Zabaleta (C), Otamendi, Stones, Clichy, Fernandinho, De Bruyne, Silva, Sterling, Nolito, Aguero

>Subs
Hart, Fernando, Nasri, Kolarov, Delph, Iheanacho, Navas

>West Ham
See first reply

>no Payet
>no Lanzini

This could be Pep's fifth victory in a row.
Starts in 1 bong.

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COS I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING

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*ring ring*

fuck off

I hate West Ham so fucking much

>nederlands

Why is this shitbrick playing?

john stones is just a shit rob holding

Lanzini better not play, I've got 5-point Puncheon to come off my FF bench.

>5 points behind

Did pep watch the Chelsea Match? I don't believe West Ham is about to lie down for the fearsome midfielder 3 of Silva Fernandinho and De Bruyne.

>losing to romanian farmers at home
>losing to a team that was nearly relegated last year

i think we'll be fine ;)

Please put on a tripcode

Both will soon to be just a shit Alfie Mawson.

calm down lad it's only sports ;)

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either you filter this entire country or you're shit out of luck me thinks fämilia

why do you want to filter him when he's speaking logic?

can't believe in 2016 i would call otamendi-stones a shaky CB partnership but here i am saying it

here you are

today Willy will make Pep look silly

oh why isn't bravo in the team that feels like it was completed ages ago

>Rebecca Lowe is back on NBC

muh dick

>fuck this sky city wanking
>pep montage
>aguero montage where aguero is calling himself a record breaker and history maker


>no payet
>no zaza
>no euro memes

Are you saying a goalkeeper needs more skills than passing?

not if you're barca in la liga or bayern in bundes

Aguero has been in England for 4 years and can't speak English?

Fuck off my milfu, lad

most likely hates us because of Falklands

only thing he knows:
goalscorer
record breaker

I'm ok with that desu

>corporate shills

>no payet
>no Feghouli
>no Ayew

pls explain

Show pics please yank, don't know who it is

How many penalties will City get today?

>tfw I sat through West Brom - Middlesbrough waiting for this game
>mfw this game isn't even interesting anyway

"""""""""""""""""""Super"""""""""""""""""""" Sunday

Who are Man City's main dabbers?

Both teams will get at least one, city will miss their first

When will this 'Super Sunday' meme die?

lmgtfy.com/?q=Rebecca Lowe

Ayew got injured against Chelsea

>I am above advertising and brand culture

>I can only watch football that involves the sky 4 playing each other

You are the cancer killing football

Strong work.

>A young keed een iz car wizout gee pee ess

hon hon hon

youtube.com/watch?v=sN1oGU26TlM

ESPN, IS FUCKING SHIT

this should be a super sunday game tbf.. but west ham are missin more players than they have, so it just becomes a pep wankfest instead

>poop

>he never watched live BlueSquare Conference games live on Setanta

Literally 'WE WUZ WORLD CUP WINNERZ N SHEEIT': The Club

sharing is caring friend

probably not the best picture, but google didn't turn up much for whatever reason
She's my favorite host, NBC did very well

League one is pretty unbearable. That's like Chinese water torture level.

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who's this seman deman?

>Best guess for this image: footwear

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All the major players where from west ham

>Using womens football in an advert

top kek

why should he?

wot? League 1 is the third tier of english football. I'm talking about the fifth tier. Rebecca Lowe used to present live games back in the day.

cheers lads, you were right. muh dick

Elle Fanning, innit. I only know because I used to browse Sup Forums (don't judge me!)

what about Payet & Feghouli?

What's the difference between Fernandinho and Fernando again? I forget

is Payet injured?

football fans have really low standards. you also see it when people talk about women footballers being cute or eva carneiro being a 10/10

how do you function in the country without speaking the language? how does he talk with non-Spanish speaking teammates and managers? he can't even interact with fans

nah desu, that game was an absolute shitshow.

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How do a tin pot club like West Ham get a player like this?

feghouli is injured, payet is (almost) recovered from injury
I think

Is this the day that Pep gets exposed? Probably not with how shit West Ham are. Quite like that Bilic is being shown up.

JUST

Is that Donald Trump in a wig?

are they playing 3-5-2 or 5-3-2

This one hurts more than Pogba

>Tinpot player goes to tinpot club

Am I missing something here?

He speaks English, just not very well. That's why he prefers doing interviews in Spanish.

>de guardiolel

he had a hair transplant but it failed

Boring twits will try and make penalty jokes every time West Ham get a penalty or Zaza comes off the bench, but I think he'll be a good signing for West Ham.

It's a good deal for us, if it works out we make a decent profit on someone who's only been with the club for one season and didn't get a lot of playing time.

fuuuuuck optus how is the audio ALWAYS OUT OF SYNC

>le meme penalty kick

>Boring twits

Calm down, Cuthbert.

Sam Allardyce tried to call up Steven N'Zonzi

Kek

more confirmation that he's going to lester

fucking hideous

one has a memier name i think and lighter skinned

he's terrible

lol his head looks like a hard boiled egg

no idea

>Is this the day that Pep gets exposed?

any day now ;)

holy shit

gonna win the league lads

>€28m for a one year loan

Because he had a mental breakdown live on TV in front of an audience of millions.

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no one cares

we all already know it's going to be a shit season

3/5 bintangs