I'm bored and unemployed so lets try this.
Pick two musicians, other anons say who they think would win in a fight. Try and have a theme between the two fighters.
I'll start
>qt shy neo-psych boys
Lockett Pundt from Deerhunter VS Panda Bear from Animal Collective
My money would be on Lockett. With a name like that who knows what the crazy motherfucker is capable of.
Panda bear literally killed two guys and a small child in the past
I'm def going with Panda for this 1
Michael Gira vs MC Ride
Panda Bear is literally a nazi fascist he wins.
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I like DG more but Mc Ride is like 80 lbs and Gira plays football
gira is 62 so i'd say ride
>ride is like 80lbs
have you seen that guys stature, he's fuckin ripped. Plus he probably has retard strength
Panda Bear is literally the biggest pussy in music so I guess the other guy
Gira definitely
I mean 80's Gira btw.
Anthony Fantano or ohhellfire?
Sadly Fantano with his porkchop body.
Oh Hellfire might sneak a shiv into the fight though, that kid has the X factor.
Chris Cornell or jeff buckley
Panda.
Ride. Gira is too gentle nowadays.
See Also, Isaac Brock, no question. Pretty sure he was arrested for attempted murder at one point, and he may or may not have raped someone.
Cornell is 6.1, Jeff is 5.6
I'd say Cornell
ohhellfire bc the whole Sup Forums is backing him up
Plus jeff is probably a bitch
Kim Gordon vs. Kira Roessler
Yea but Pollard is an alcoholic. Pretty sure he had more fights than Brock.
cornell is fucking beefy boy, buckley is the kid in the back of the classroom
Kim I guess
>80s Gira
Gira then.
What about Chris Cornell or Eddie Vedder.This is a tough one Chris is practically a giant to him but Eddie is known for his climbing
That blue haired anime girl versus the bassist from gorillaz
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True but Isaac Brock was hardcore into crystal meth for a good duration of his career. I'd Isaac wins in a clean fight, but drunken Pollard vs methhead Isaac is really any man's guess.
Peter Steele vs Glenn Danzig
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP LETS FUCKIN GO
why not trent reznor vs glenn danzig
Heres Eddie climbing.
Jeff Mangum vs Adolf Hitler
Winner gets Anne Frank
morrissey prob, bc the cure dude is wearing lipstick..
>6.5 vs 5.2
are you kidding me
Brock was a methhead during their first 3 albums? I didn't know that. This makes their music even more interesting to me.
>HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Glenn Danzig is 5'4 and probably weighs no more than 150
Eva Braun vs Anne Frank
there seems to be more of a theme between Danzig and Steele considering their bands both have that goth punk thing going
he looks a lot bigger in pics lmao
kek
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Eddie would climb out of reach so Cornell couldn't get him
Malkmus looks a foot taller.
He would BTFO Corgan's melon head like he BTFO of the Smashing Pumpkins on Range Life.
Then Eddie would leap and do his finisher on Cornell
malkmus easily
wtf did he died
It had to be done
Battle of the ugly bitches, let's go!
The malkyman would fuck that porkchop up
Once Vedder is attached.Cornell is fucked
Ian MacKaye vs. Henry Rollins
Tony Iommi vs. Robert Plant
Oneohtrix Point Never and Aphex Twin vs. Boards Of Canada
Kevin Shields vs. Thurston Moore
Buddy Holly vs. Rivers Cuomo
Trent Reznor vs. everyone in the music industry
Eddie would bring Chris Cornell down with his weight.
hopefully, both would die
Grimes would probably fight dirtier
I'd say Grimes
wtf is he doing
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does buddy holly even know how to clench his fists
>Ian MacKaye vs. Henry Rollins
Ian MacKaye. I would pay him to beat the shit out of Rollins
>Tony Iommi vs. Robert Plant
Tony Iommi
>Oneohtrix Point Never and Aphex Twin vs. Boards Of Canada
I feel like BoC have already rehearsed for this scenarios so their team finishers would be more brutal.
Boards of Canada.
>Kevin Shields vs. Thurston Moore
Thurston Moore. Dude probably towers over Kevin.
>Buddy Holly vs. Rivers Cuomo
I guarantee Buddy Holly's corpse would still manage to beat Rivers in a fight.
>Trent Reznor vs. everyone in the music industry
Everyone in the music industry. Trents a manlet :(
>Ian MacKaye vs. Henry Rollins
Ian. Henry is just pose.
>Tony Iommi vs. Robert Plant
Tony any day.
>Oneohtrix Point Never and Aphex Twin vs. Boards Of Canada
BoC
>Kevin Shields vs. Thurston Moore
Thurston.
>Buddy Holly vs. Rivers Cuomo
Buddy.
>Trent Reznor vs. everyone in the music industry
Everyone in the music industry
Ohhellfire because no one has ever killed Jesus twice
And so the giant falls.Eddie Vedder wins
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>Jhonn Balance
>Gero 30
>Takashi Mizutani
>Keiji Haino
>Robert Fripp
>A guy who pirated one of his albums
>Fat Elvis
>Bach
Beefheart can play mind games but zappa has a bigger band
hm no
Eddie Vedder likes climbing things.Thats him climbing Cornell in pic
there's 14 seconds between each post. Undeserved dubs desu
Although it is weird we managed to have the exact same answers
Well that's a way to fuck things up
you should contact ;)))
>Gero 30
>Takashi Mizutani
>I would kick that old man's ass with no problem
>Bach
Fat Elvis was too depressed to win anything.
>Keiji Haino
hes small af mizutani would destroy him
>Fat Elvis
>Bach
elvis went to the army
Seriously, Zappa would kick the shit out of any musician mentioned here.
Eddie Vedder is ultimate champion no one can beat him
>Winner gets Sarah
Does our boy Gus have a chance, bros?
Kevin Parker vs. Grimes
What the fuck? Why did I never know this about him?
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Gerard Way vs. Ozzy Osbourne
I would go for Way because he's younger and has an Asian wife so he probably knows a martial art. Osbourne would summon Satan, but Satan would die, since Ozzy wears a large cross. Way would summon an army of his rabid emo fans to kill Ozzy, but Ozzy would have his own army of metalheads, who are generally more violent, except that fangirls will destroy anything in their path. Ozzy would use his satanic powers to summon Randy Rhodes from the dead to kill Gerard with an epic guitar solo. Gerard would just scream to drown the solo out, also making Ozzy deaf. Ozzy, disoriented, would stumble back into his hell portal and die an agonizing death.
He's pearljam singer
fully erect crusher is over 100 inches thick
gus would be, I should say "Crushed"
Karlheinz Stockausen vs Aphex Twin
Scaruffi vs Ringo and Paul
Iannis Xenakis vs Autechre
The Village People vs D.A.F.
Varg vs Five globalist bankers
James Chance today vs Johnny Rotten today
Vashti Bunyan vs Deakin
tront roznor vs fat marilyn manson
No challengers?
trent
varg will go kingsman on those bitches for sure
also I will protect vashti with my autist strength
80's Gira of course.
Panda Bear.
Brock.
Grimes.
Zappa any day.
CRUSHER.
Aphex Twin cuz it's two actually
Ringo and Paul
The Village People
Varg
Jhonny Rotten
I don't know
Biggie Smalls and Wesley Willis vs David Thomas and D. Boon
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Suge Knight vs Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre in a 2 on 1 no holds barred cage match.
featuring special guest referee Tupac Shakur
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Tront Rozner vs Jackie Chan holding a baby in a ladder factory and his grandma's spirit just talked to him and he doesn't want no trouble
Eddie Vedder clearly is champion
dumb vedderposter
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He is the almighty
Can't beat what you can't catch. It'd be like trying to fight a bird/monkey hybrid. You could only locate him by his throaty warbles
panda
mc ride
bob pollard
>buddy vs rivers
buddy
malkmus
crazy diamond v killer queen
Kek
who will win
eddie vedder or connor murphy
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MC Ride is not ripped
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That's a question of mobility. We don't know how Murphy climbed that Chipotle. Vedder on the other hand climbs anything by any means he can. We also know Vedder Will jump, whereas Murphy just threatens it. Vedder's lack of self may give him a freakout advantage, and Murphy may have limited movement due to his big Mascles
Where's the smart money on?
Hmmm? I have to think about that one
that guy's face holy kek