ITT: things only bad musicians do

post things that only bad musicans do. I'll start:
>guitar players that use a capo

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Nice bait.

>guitar players that put acoustic strings on a classical guitar

play covers

visit Sup Forums

wrong, that's bad songwriters, not musicians

nailed it

also teach lessons

>using a pick on a classical guitar

>playing classical guitar

It's always dumb poser teenagers who don't even realize they're ruining the guitar and also will never sound in tune

make music

>Falling for the pick Jew

musicians that aren't teenagers trying to have sex are just posers dude

If avoiding these practices do not contribute to your financial and/or artistic gain than it does not matter regardless

poseur*

Playing covers is fine every now and then. Playing covers live on the other hand is just embarrassing

But what if I like that specific plastic "ploink" sound, user?

clyp.it/aop0sm3n

Play guitar

bad musicians don't play guitar

that's wrong tho. capos are a necessity for certain chord voicings.

no joke, you need it to play Wonderwall correctly

>using a pick

FTFY

>wonderwall

I agree. I think it's more targeted towards players that only know open chords and use a capo instead of learning barre chords.

>Capos
Just have six fingers like a real musician, faggots

god you are such faggots

If you think that Capos have absolutely no practical use, you probably don't actually play guitar

i just think youre a fucking homo

uhm? shut up?

Actually, I'm classically trained and I have 7 fingers, some people are just better at guitar than you dude

So how's 7th grade?

>only 7 fingers
Wow, what a pleb, just give up now, everyone knows you need at least 11 fingers to properly play an Em chord

the 11th finger is my dick that normally goes in your moms ass

yeah but can you make a Dm and a Em at the same time dude? bet you cant

No, I'm still learning how to grow my 12th finger

Woah that's pretty fucking edgy kiddo

i know you are but what am i

No u

its spelled 'whoa' you fucking moron

worst meme i've ever heard in my fucking life

Woah you're right

Yes. Anyone with basic knowledge if theory or a good ear can. And op is absolutely right. Capos are for utter plebs

God, I love the way this thread has turned out

why are you such a passive aggressive faggot

Its spelt wew as in wew youre a faggot if you use a capo

literally just 100000

FDAGBE

pleb

shut up

It wasn't even a joke lmao, this is meme gold

there is literally zero theoretical meaning to the idea of a "dm and em at the same time". that was the joke, his suggestion was a joke because it's not really a thing and you still tried to put forth a solution.

you're a dumb guy.

>tried to
I did put forth a solution nigga

whos really the dumber guy, the guy who explained the joke or the guy who didnt get it

you

If there was a C in there somewhere it would work as some kind of retarded 13th chord: dfaCegb

Just kidding though because that's just every scale degree played at the same time and that isn't a chord it's a retarded kid playing all the white keys on a piano

Obssess over gear and soend lots of money on it. Also obssessing too much over tone. Like if youre playing live nobody will even notice the difference anyways as long as it sounds good

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polytonality

Polytanality isn't a real thing, it's something that some asshole who didn't know music theory used to defend himself when someone called him out on it

polytonality does not recognize the concept of multiple, uniquely named chords being played at once and even if it did what retarded fucking world do you live in where i'm talking about anything other than western tonal music you fucking mong?

>polytonality does not recognize the concept of multiple, uniquely named chords being played at once
Isn't that what a polychord is?

Playing 1 or 2 covers live is fine. Cover bands are trash though and albums that consist of entirely covers are shit unless it's a V/A compilation.

sure why not

What if i just like playing 5 or 6 covers by myself at an open mic night and I'm not in a band?

genuinely curious: if you dont write and perform your own music can you even be considered a musician?

I'm sorry but I don't see your point. Polychords have been recognized, utilized, and analyzed in the western canon for over a century now.

that's a composer not a musician
i don't think most professional musicians write their own music

yes you fuckin idiot

woah dude

yeah thats what i thought
rood

haha i guess man

>what is timbre
end yourself

secondary at best. almost entirely irrelevant is what timbre is

So you wouldn't mind if I played a Bach concerto on my electric guitar with a ton of overdrive?

It's gonna be badass, bro!

Don't do* use a metronome

When you can hear fingers sliding on guitar strings

look instead of trying to make arguments by describing the most extreme version of the other guy's point you can think of how about you stop being retarded instead. like just in general. stop being retarded.

ok.

It can work at times.

>sample packs

>pample sacks

No it can not

think again

Give me SEVENTEEN (17) examples of where it works and I will agree with you

1. "The King of Carrot Flowers Pt. One" 2:00
2. "The King of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two & Three" 3:06
3. "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea" 3:22
4. "The King of Carrot Flowers Pt. Four" 4:36
6. "Two-Headed Boy" 4:26
7. "The Fool" (writers: Spillane) 1:53
8. "Two Headed Boy Pt. Two (Headed Boy)" 5:24
9. "Holland, 1945" 3:15
10. "Communist Daughter" 1:57
11. The King of Carrot Flowers Pts. Five and Seven
12. "Oh Comely" 8:18
13. "Ghost" 4:08
14. "Untitled"2:16
15. "Three-Headed Boy (Revenge of the Boys)" 4:26
16. "The King of Carrot Flowers Pt. Six" 1:03
17. My big fucking dick in your mom's asshole kid

Fuck yeah bro Bach is metal as fuck, do it!

youtube.com/watch?v=-h7LW3FKjBY

Yes they do.

Frank Ocean executes this perfectly on Blond and Endless

Shit taste confirmed

>post things that only bad musicans do. I'll start:
>guitar players that use a capo
Here's some Paco for you, young lad. And don't make that mistake ever again.
youtu.be/gq-ARYBe3rw
youtu.be/bdKtACC4EvU

Dear, Reddit, today I learned literally every musician sucks ass

name a single good musician that's done a cover

Easy, Disturbed

He actually did it, the absolute madman

Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Frank Zappa.

There is nothing wrong with a capo

literally all classical musicians

>things only bad musicians do
Endorsing trump

Jeff Mangum
Doug Martsch

Johnny Cash

Use tabs
"Play by ear"
Don't learn theory

wrong
wrong
wrong
wrong
wrong
and wrong

ok

Thank you for your valuable opinion. It's almost as like you think anyone would take you seriously in a bait thread.