/F1/ General - no toothpastes allowed edition

110 bongs until Monza
7 races in the next 10 weeks
Everyone hates Amx now
and Wobbler is going to have an upset tummy tonight

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amd amx

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3rd for Tricky Ricky overtaking 3rdberg in WDC

>shitposting intensifies

Will you take a look at that jewish nose?

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P8 for Monza this weekend

8rd for keep toothpaste fags around

Anyone got some Wobbler gifs?

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those are webums

Hey guys, I'm new to /F1/ but isn't verstappen just an amazing driver, look at all his risky overtakes WOW!!!

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Bit too easy m8

>amx wins takes his debut win at Spain
>Has a torrid weekend at Monaco
>Spends the rest of the season driving like an absolute madman
>Refuses to accept any responsibility for it

Hmm, where have I seen this before?

>tfw grandpa is losing it

He has started saying weird, crazy things.
He can't even move anymore.
He also pisses and shits himself all the time.
I just hope the poor fucker dies soon, he's making grandma's life hell.

/blog

i have a feeling he'll be on the front row in singapore

feels bad man

>dat Button neck

what is this

Everyone looks so sad ;_;

You need glasses, lad.

I've had the same stuff with grandma, but it's been going on for like 5 years now. Just to let you in advance, it doesn't get better from this point on.

yes, HAHA xD welcome to /f1/ but verstappen isnt quite as good as hamilton yet!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahafuckingkillme

>tfw your team's only victory in the last 10 years is by pastor maldonado

You feel bad about it because you feel guilty about making your parents life worse by being so goddamn fat.

Just putting that thought out there.

Nick, calm down with the ice cream and shit will get better.

Sucks about your grandpa though, spend time with him while you still can, I regret not spending time with mine before he died.

That's BigJohn ya cheeky trans-belgian

We all agree this was Ham's fault, right?

Driving him off the track and then giving him absolutely no space to rejoign.

R A R E

>spend time with him

oh, canada.

On the bright side, if you two die simultaneously, your parents will get a discount at the funeral house

You know what I mean.

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Australian racing academy

Ooh, I just remembered. Argie, you still here? Something I have of vital importance to tell you.

And we won't have to read anymore of his blogs

reminder Greece is a third world country

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man, i have a serious problem with ice cream

whenever i buy a 1 kilo box i eat all of it in a day...cant stop..

now i am down to eating just half a kilo but thats because im buying the 500gr boxes

life is hell and god is cruel

>/f1/ - ice cream discussion general

Please don't bully third world countries.

shut up and send over more whores

>tfw out of ice cream

Should I buy more tomorrow or try to diet?

whores don't count as disaster relief

you either die or diet

touche

He's transforming into pepe

yes that's his move

either you lose weight on your own, or a doctor will help you lose weight by chopping off your leg because of diabetes

pay debnts

>tfw it's true

Well yeah I guess at 170 kg I won't live very long without a heart attack.
Fug it, I'll start diet again from today, I just know I'll fail again. I'm a weak piece of shit.

Formula E ran a schools championship for a year.
This is the (18/19 y/o) kids of Long Beach.
>Americans and standing Starts

Just fucking die you attention whoring fat piece of shit

go 20 hours without eating. you'll feel better. start eating right after it. fast a day or 2 a week, but never consecutively

>170kg

DUDE
Join a gym

>big nick weighs as much as all the people in this picture combined

>fast diet
The only thing that's fast about it is the way to the grave.
Just eat 2000 calories a day. It will suck the first week but after that the body will start getting used to it.

We are better at standing sharts desu

Moments like these are why I still bother watching F1.

>more than 50% of his body consists of fat

Pajeet, is that you? Stop pretending to be American.

Literally can't.
Right now, I walk for less than a minute and I'm out of breath.
We actually have a treadmill I plan to use when I lose some weight first. If I manage to lose some weight that is.

>the level of toothpaste F1 knowledge

At the gym they have coaches and people that motivate you
What motivation do you get a home? None.

Nah m8 that isn't me. I always namefag, because I'm an attentionwhore

Have you accidentally shit on a street yet Pazza?

Start taking drugs or something. Amphetamines or opiates would work.

>muh racing line

start smoking

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Yep. Very similar situation to this race, only a bit less extreme - he put both left wheels off the track trying to hold off Maldonado when he'd already lost the position and Pastor had the line. Illegal move. The stewards were so incredibly atrocious that year (MSC vs Senna in Spain, this incident, Maldonado vs Di Resta a few races later, Senna vs Di Resta at Monza, Vettel vs Alonso at Monza, Vettel vs Senna and Webber in Brazil) that it rivals the situation we've had with amx recently.

Maldonado's was a rookie mistake, not knowing he would completely lose control if he rejoined there, but Hamilton's fuckup was inexcusable and the one that caused the crash.

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fugg, Bottas is mad at Williams :D
does this pretty much confirm that he's leaving the team?

It should've been clear ages ago. He's been venting his frustrations at them for a while now.

I have no idea what Williams were doing. Their original plan was great - split the strategy by having Massa pit super early in case the red flag doesn't come, and have Bottas stay out if it does. If they had stuck to their guns they would've finished much higher up the field - instead, they had to deal with Massa being stuck behind Alonso and Bottas just barely scraping his way ahead and still failing to pass Alonso.

I can't find any better videos of his start out there, but at least this one makes it clear that he put all 4 wheels on the kerb and thus off the track. It's ridiculous.

You idiot, you bought an LSD screen, not LCD

Better than whatever drugs amx was on in today's race.

Max is going to die in a racecar this nigger is retarded

Quality Romanian Television

I concur, he needs to get a good spanking from jos

>filename

I hope he takes Ham with him

A man can dream...

This made me kek, you dutchfags are okay.
Can someone translate plz, Google Translate is pure cancer.

I'm pretty sure he has signed with Renault already.

Max acted like a cunt today.
Don't know if I like him anymore.

did force India have some upgrade recently? they did very well today

In general their upgrades have been working very well this year.

He will be reaching Jos "I casually beat my wife" Verstappen-level real soon.
Shit happens first turn and instead of trying to make the best of it he's booty blasted and wants revenge on those Ferrari's. Kid needs to work on his anger during the race

>"the team made a completely wrong choice "
>"I didn't see the point in risking it"
>"I clearly asked if we really want to stay out"
>"a lot to learn as a team"

Williams strategy team is full of women I bet.

>that flag
>that post

You can stay.

Ricciardo will probably score a Championship before him due to that.

they are the best of the Mercedes' customer teams right now and Spa is a track where engine power is very important

also, Ferrari/Amx spaghetti helped them

>Williams strategy team is full of women I bet.
Well, when Claire's in charge, I wouldn't be surprised
>muh equality

I'm watching the 2nd GP2 race right now and the racing is better than F1.

Is this meant to shock me
GP Kino is always a blast

Kekked

Why is blocking not in the rules? There is just that one change of direction rule which is silly because its trying to prevent blocking. Why not just put blocking in the rules? ie; defending the line your attacker takes AFTER he took it.

Also, could you possibly argue that because damxam was on the inside of Les Combes in turn 7 and just barely in front when Kimi and later Massa (I think? I don't remember very well) tried to pass him that he is technically allowed to push his attacker wide for they have to back off? It's all so fucking flimsy, especially because turn 8 is a left hand turn coming right after turn 7 making damxam the outside car again. I don't understand why it wasn't at the very least investigated.

wow nice general for nice sport you got there negros