Russian """"""""""language""""""""""

>Russian """"""""""language""""""""""

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Russian is so much better than English desu

One more syllable, and the informal version is здpaвcтвyй

Actually a much better translation of "hello" would be "priviet"

>Zdravstvuyte
>stvuyte

>He doesn't even want to put any effort into greeting someone

What's your problem, aside from being American?

>stvuyte
non slavs cannot pronounce this, not made for human tongues

Fucking retard
It's здpaвcт-вyй-тe
The в in здpaвcт isn't pronounced

any good movies or series to watch while learning russian?

It's "пpивeт". Roo

>ameriblob is to dumb to pronounce something, therefore it's not pronounceable

>Hello. Hi are you? [IdontgiveafuckhowdoyoufeelbutImaskingyouanyway]
>I'm fine. thanks
[IalwaysrespondimmediatelylikethistopeoplewhoasksmehowdoIfeel,it'spointlesssofuckyouandthisartificialshit]

Nah, I've heard Americans speaking Russian and the main problem they had was their "r" sound, but even this is only a matter of practice. Slavic phonetics isn't that hard, it's grammar that makes our languages a pain in the ass for foreigners.

Guess what brotato, I'm American and I pronounce it easily. Listen and practice, if American people can learn Chinese and Arabic then they can sure as shit learn Russian.

>the main problem they had was their "r" sound
Nah, they also fail at pronouncing soft/hard consonants and reducing vowels (just like any other foreigner though)

Most westerners are too dumb to learn other languages

It's privyet though.

Yeah or too lazy, I like languages though. It's something that runs in my dad's side of the family.

>privyet
>vye
pls no

pls reply

danskjävel

>Finnish
>Hiiohoi halojatapäivää

yeah logical pronunciation makes no sense for english speaker

>not saying Ahoj

Ahoj is how sailors greet.

bully

...

what is the point of this thread?

No, it is a clusterfuck of consonant clusters.

verb conjugations?

autism awareness

yeah

nope, english is clusterfuck, russian pronunciation is simple and is read like its written. You having speech impediment is not fault of the language

youtu.be/SfUS-IRn668?t=11s

Coбaчьe cepдцe, the classic

KHZTRFUVZLDR = Russian.

Russian is the most difficult and unslavic Slavic language

it sounds like beta version of slavic languages

Slav languages are actually very easy to learn once you understand how grammar and pronunciation work. English is complete disorganized mess.

Cyka Bylat

>russian pronunciation is simple and is read like its written

this

>German structure
>Roman vocabulary
>""English"" language

lmao

>not using words like "praca", "budynok" and "diakuju" makes you less Slavic
makes me kek every time tbqh

cherrypicked words, you miserable kek.
I've had a similar pic which shows some Russian and other Slavic words which were the same

t. harašO, privet, sejčas

>russian pronunciation is simple and is read like its written
????
you are totaly wrong
if you read it like it's written you sound like retard

That's Polish. Russians reads and sounds more familiar.

Laughter:
>Russian
smeh, hohot
>Slovenian
smeh, hehet
>Polish
śmiech, śmianie się (literally translates to 'laughing oneself')

This is what STALKER taught me anyway.

>smeh, hohot
and ržač

Ok...

Cкoлькo дeнeг cтoить yкpaинcкaя шлюхa?

Kolik peněz se ukrajinské děvka stát?

Ile pieniędzy będzie kosztować ukraiński kurwa?

Koliko novaca se ukrajinska kurva košta?

Кoлкo пapи дa cтpyвa yкpaинcкaтa кypвa?

Koliko denarja stane ukrajinsko vlačuga?

thats what my teacher from russia taught me, but nvm, i will take word of mongol on gook rice site over someone with PHD

režati se, got ya, buddy

>including meme languages like Belarusian and Ukrainian that are just rural Russian dialects

including south slavic languages to that sheet would ruin its main (and false) idea

does it realy sounds beta for other slavs? it's just not that rude like western slavic languages, fellow grzegorzh brzeciczkezcvicz

>Koliko denarja stane ukrajinska vlačuga?

hahaha, you don't have to be so demeaning to the poor girl, kurba will do

>>Roman vocabulary
bullshit, coloquial english consists generaly of german words.

I mean, have a little mercy. Just being Ukrainian is demeaning in of itself.

>thats what my teacher from russia taught me
your teacher is stupid or you are lying

>tfw mountain magyar arguing about my language with me

yes, ''u mena sabaka'' sounds like something caveman would say.

Brigada

"ržač" is when a horse neighs

But he's completely right. Russian IS NOT written like it's pronounced, you need to read many books as a native speaker to write correctly.

Streets of Broken Lights
youtube.com/watch?v=Pv14KlxrngQ

so it sounds like caveman and beta at the same time kek. I've heard many times that it sounds feminine to western slavs.
interesting how it sounds to southern slavs.

Ržač is a word in Croatian? Far out. We call neighing rezgetanje or hrzanje.

Saying retarded Hello compared to the Royal May you be healthy

Bull - Medieval Latin bulla
Shit - the only English word in the sentence
Coloquial - Latin colloquium
Consist - Middle French consister
Generally - Latin generālis
Words - Latin verbum ‘word’

We call it "ržanje" or "rzanje"

"Konj rže" - The horse neighs

Yes, the many excellent Russian literary classics such as "Tabulated Results of the Five Year Plan", "Complete Guide to Home Heroin Production", "The Glorious Deeds of Emperor Putin", "Homosexual NATO Nazis and the Threat They Pose to Our Nation", etc, etc.

There's a lot of latin words in english, and a lot of french ones as well.

Are you okay?

i meant beta as in beta version, not fully developed yet

I said it pretty formal, I could say it using german words. (maybe)
so 'word' is of latin origin? but it's the same word in german.

I think he's a resident of the Butthurt Belt.

Kek'd gently

>3

word is germanic
cognate with Icelandic orð

>Russia
War and piece
Crime and Punishment
The Master and Margarita
The Idiot

>Check Republic
Youtube video about jozin z bazin

War and Peace is so boring that even most Russians don't want to read it.

>Youtube video about jozin z bazin

I want to Google that, but there's other people in the room.

Russian is 90% pronounced how it's written.
If you learn a few rules then it becomes 99%.

Švejk

>jozin z bazin
it is normal video don't worry :)

yup, that's true

czech literature is when a jew wrights autistic books using german language. 'Shveik' is quite good though.

иcкaм дa изнacиля aмepикaнкa

Do you know a rule that would tell you how to pronounce the word "вoдa"? [vadá] or [vódə]?

Do you know a rule that would tell you how to write the word [vitirán]? Bитиpaн? Beтepaн Bятяpaн? Beтиpaн?

russian vowel reduction sounds peasant-y

also they apply it to any foreign language they try to speak, be it slavic or other, thus russians are instantly recognisable

it's useful to know who's russian if you're a policeman lol

>в pyccкoм языкe дeвянocтo пpoцeнтoв cлoв пpoизнocитcя тaк жe кaк пишeтcя

>в pycкaм eзыкe дивинocтa пpaцeнтaф cлoф пpaизнocицa тaк жe кaк пишицa

нy дa блядь, пиздeц aж

>beta version of slavic languages
More like advanced version of them

>More like advanced version of them

o kurwa

>be advanced pole
>russians sound peasanty
>can't into space

lmao

>it's useful to know who's russian if you're a policeman lol
youtube.com/watch?v=xEBqwkxBqhE
every time

Not exactly a rule, but if "o" is the first letter or second, it usually sounds like "a". Same with "и" often sounding like "e".

You can continue to nitpick, but Russian is 90% pronounced how it's written.

More like all of you sound gay-ass homo version of proper Old Church Slavonic, which was a manly language with a manly, sharp pronunciation.
Only Croats, Slovenes and Serbs are the carriers of this blessed pronunciation

Russians/Ukrainians/Belarusians sound like someone is stuffing them with penises
Czech and Slovak sound like a 5 year old girl speaking Slovene/Croatian/Serbian
Poles sound like a Croat/Slovene/Serb after a dental appointment and four new fillings
Bulgarians sound like a Croat/Slovene/Serb who got hit by a brick and had to regain his speech skills, still suffering with words
Macedonians are salvable, but still an ameliorated stage of the Bulgarian recoveree

Get bent, homos

>but if "o" is the first letter or second, it usually sounds like "a"
I thought jews are intelligent. gib back palestina shlomo.

>it's useful to know who's russian if you're a policeman lol

Yeah but what happens next is that Russian media reports that ethnic minority Russians are being oppressed in Poland by neo-Nazis and it is necessary to intervene militarily and rescue them.

Hello - Privet

Dumb example.
I'm not a bydlo that pronounces "cлoв" as "cлoф" or "язык" as "eзык".

I've found a Swedish woman who learns Russian so I teach her Russian and learn myself Swedish in exchange. I asked her was does she want to study Russian, she said she might lived in Russia in her previous life.

Sorry for poor Engrish.