What went wrong?

What went wrong?

got lucky for one season, got exposed at the Euros

literally le one season wonder man

>Has 2 good seasons
>Gets called a one season wonder

really makes you think

He didn't score the first 13 games in all comps last season either.

The euros?

Spurs babby

English genes

Starred in The Nice Guys.
What a crock of shit.

This. He literally gave Vardy and Aguero a 13 game head start, and still outscored them.

Needs to go on loan somewhere like fulham to regain his confidence

He had it all but will never recover from the Iceland game.

>He literally statpadded against the smaller teams while Vardy with injury still scored more goals against the bigger teams

Ftfy

he doesn't breathe through his nose

I read that he's scored 1 in 12 games without Dembele and has like 29 goals in 25 games with him.

>le shitty in august man

he prefers the cooler weather

>le two good seasons man

>le macheda2

>le english higuain man

Is the media still struggling to hide their annoyance that he's not black?

>le white bafetimbi gomis man

spurs are and always were shit

their best ever season and they finished third in a weak prem

he's a media darling and you're profoundly stupid.

>got lucky for one season
>one season

regression to the mean
he'll probably get 10-15 goals this season but he never was and never will be world-class

Lol, this is exactly what people were saying last season and he ended up scoring 25.

Spurs as a whole are shit without Dembele, over the past two seasons they average 2.5 points per game when he plays and 0.9 points per game when he doesn't play. He missed 8 games last season, and Spurs lost 4 of them.

Yeah it's like Vardy without Mahrez.

>weakest prem

>statpadded against shit teams and took like 10 pens

Wow. Le next Bayol guys

>statpadded against shit teams
Scored against all the top 10 teams except Leicester and Man United.

>took like 10 pens

He took 5, same as Vardy.

All that mouth breathing has finally caught up to him.

>implying that all top strikers don't statpad against shit teams

The only reason that teams like Bournemouth/Getafe/Hamburg exist is so that the best forwards in those leagues can get hat tricks.

traumatic childhood

Does he still see dead people?

With that outfit he looks like a Phantom Menace extra.

the sex change.

I would fuck that even if it had a penis

mate, you're german, we know

le leave set pieces to me man

He's Eggman's brother

he was never as cool as Pacey

>15/16babby

>Exposed

Like he was forced to take every single set piece and fuck it up in every game he played in.