When you realize that the perception that you want your peers to have of you from only your taste in music is...

>when you realize that the perception that you want your peers to have of you from only your taste in music is ultimately redundant because chix don't like good music and the indie girls that are into the soft sensitive teen angst indie rock you've forced yourself to like to fit a certain standard, are actually crazy and unintersting and will eventually leave you for someone who's more tall and skinny and into art.

>you are suddenly overwhelmed with panic because you've realized that you've modeled your entire life, from your wardrobe, the place you live to the subject you're majoring in after a stereotype that you've seen in hollywood movies run by the Zionist Empire.

>it becomes clear that Michael Cera in Juno was fabricated to weaken you and your character. You've been deceived. the politics you've embraced have preached the moral high ground while exercising extreme anti social behavior in recruitment. Your glasses are also stupid, converse are ugly, cardigans are whack, and that fucking Joy Division t-shirt is the national attire of posers.

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you gotta get to the point where your taste in music is for you and not for how you look to others
then again I'm pretty depressed so maybe don't or something

I only skimmed this, but what I gathered is that Michael Cera is responsible for why I hate myself.

is this a pasta?
actually laughed when I read this it's pretty fuckin hilarious, props if you wrote this and didn't copy it

>caring

I like music too, OP. What are some of your favorite bands?

If you're stupid enough to not even realize you're copying a generic white guy like michael cera in trying to be "indie', then you deserve such a harsh realization wakeup call you retard.

>Your glasses are also stupid, converse are ugly, cardigans are whack, and that fucking Joy Division t-shirt is the national attire of posers.

well.. yeah. you're right, but everyone knows this.

>tfw don't wear any of that
>don't even fit in with hipsters
>Just wear full black unironically all the time (not trench coats or anything really edgy, just shirts and pants all black)
Probably looked at like some weirdo, but fuck dude black is a nice color. Also,
>Still trying to be hipster when that whole culture is probably gonna die out in next few years
Wew lad

>chix don't like good music
your right all the ones here like nigger rap "music"

Funny and original

no its not funny

>listening to music to pick up women

i would certainly be more interested in a girl if we shared the same tastes in music.

my feels exactly

Rule 2

Too bad for you that I'm a /fit/izen jarhead that listens to limp wristed whiteboi music and watch anime.

I don't belong anywhere

you're literally posting on an anime imageboard user

dumb whiteboy been living in lalaland

You're just an autist that fell for the being fit means easy friends meme.

Anyway, help me out. I'm 6'4" and 185 lbs but have gross moobs and no muscle. Will the sticky help? Also, does bench press help with arm muscle?

>being proud of having such a plain personality that the only thing you can come up with for self improvement is getting fit while lying to yourself that it will break the irrational thought loop that feeds the fire of your socially awkward and bland persona, while constantly reassuring yourself that when you've reached your body type goal you will plateau in a perpetual state of content but when the carefree expectation doesn't kick in you develop a serious body image problem and die of liver cancer from steroid abuse before 40.

>being in the army without being drafted. Illogical measures, supporting an immoral and flawed cause under the guise of it being noble and having a positive result while likely developing mental illness that will cripple you for life while believing that you've done a noble duty to your country while ignoring the fact that the entire effort was planned and executed by financial powers to perpetuate political turmoil to protect their own vulture-capitalistic interests so they can steal the resources and keep up a strategic pissing contest with the russians.

do u even lift

also i bet ur a huge pussy and u would shit you're self in a combat situation faggot

I like the national socialistic punk band Adolf and the Hitlers. They're really against multicultural marxism and the genocide of white europeans.
They're sponsored by Doc Martens as well.

Michael cera is godtier
>youtube.com/watch?v=Yw6twGYRzmM
i don't know about his movies th

Yeah probably. But I'm also smart enough not to get into that situation because I'm a civilized person in the year 2017 that knows better than to sign up for that.
How are you going to protect murca freedom serve ma country by shooting some rural living illiterate afghan in the back of the head? How do you feel about some loudmouth cokehead business man who had a shitty reality tv show having absolute power over your war efforts?

>u's a mong innit

Yo, fellow /fit/izen.

I unironically listen to Juju on the Beat now. Fucking kill me, my dudes.

>tfw you realize Morrissey was created by the financial elite to get older people angry at liberal politics.
>tfw you realize that every musician revered for their honesty regarding their own mental well being(mostly those who killed themselves) were actually people you would never stand to be around in real life. True clinical narcissists, because nobody who is that mentally low that they want to end it has the mental strength needed to release such raw and straight to the bone music, let alone perform on stage.

>tfw you narrowly dodged the military-out-of-existential-crisis meme

>"american sniper is a good movie"

Yeh, I kinda feel ya. It became more clear to me how much I differed from my super-liberal friends when I realized I actually like what Trump is sayin'. The good thing about my friends tho is that they haven't let politics get in the way of friendship. And while their musical taste isn't as far out as mine may be (im just so cool), they listen to the stuff they do because they legit love it, and not because it's hip or trendy. Basically, once I kinda accepted the fact that no one really cares that I listen to Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti, R. Stevie Moore, James Ferraro, etc., I didn't feel as self-conscious.

Though I have been told I have really good/interesting taste, and a very wide knowledge of music. Feels good. I'm just the coolest, aren't I?

Easier to find a girl who's willing to be open to new music. I showed me girlfriend R. Stevie Moore and she really liked him. I've also shown her Terry Allen (she's a big country fan, but not like Jason Aldean or anything like that), and she likes that too. People are more open to new music than you'd think.

pic related
he'll be fine

You like what trump was saying? all he did was repeat buzzwords that pander to the least politically literate people in the country. Not that any of the other candidates werent doing the same thing.

Don't bring our innocent Elliott into your delusional anti jew nonsense. He's too good for you.

the only redeeming thing about elliott smith(tender teen angst lyrics with music inspired by the beatles) is that he at least realized his weakling demeanor and went out with the most extreme way he could possibly imagine(stabbed himself twice in the heart, not once but twice)