Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time. 10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Jayson "8.7" Greene? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired] Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes? Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly Marc "Not Mark" Hogan KRIS "Meme Rap" EX Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Run the Jewels/ Sampha's 8.6 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 5 Nights since last BNM: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Rest in peace John Wetton -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Xiu Xiu, Sun Kil Moon, and each & every poster here
Connor Thompson
Who makes these shitty threads? Don't you ever get tired?
Austin Jackson
name a more relevant and prolific review site
Easton Scott
>Tool - Lateralus 1.9 >Metallica - St. Anger 0.8
This site is shit, fuck hipsters.
Xavier Bennett
literally not what I asked
Luis Miller
You're right; Metallica should have gotten 0.0
Nathan Perry
metallica is shit
Thomas Wood
more like lady caca
Mason Collins
This thread stands with Dr. Luke and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
Luke Russell
what are you fucking gay?
Brayden Butler
samefag
Michael Kelly
>10 posts >8 posters Well, now 9 since I joined
David Peterson
i know you're just one guy. i recognize your tone.
Bentley Sanchez
I know it's only Feb, but what are the biggest releases expected with year with AOTY potential
Joseph Jenkins
>tfw pitchfork found your bandcamp and gave you a 9.7
feels good man
Andrew Green
beach house rarities compilation
Nolan Roberts
>Pitchfork giving anything as high as a 9.7 ever again Kek
Liam Howard
Go to bed, win
Samuel Johnson
fuck this bitch
David Torres
Except I'm not. You keep telling yourself that, faggot.
Jacob Lewis
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Julie Byrne 8.3 BNM by Jenn Pelly Mega Bog 7.4 by Quinn Moreland Tobin Sprout 6.7 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni Oso Oso 7.8 by Ian Cohen
Thomas Williams
also
M. Lamar/Hunter Hunt-Hendrix - Funeral Doom Spiritual 7.7
Camden Kelly
Julie Byrne looks so pretty
Jacob Rivera
mad bc i'm right
Alexander Howard
This. All these drumpf supporting guitar noise making straight white male bands deserve 0/10
Josiah Sanders
>julie byrne review >uterus >planned parenthood >trump >"woman of color" >hidden figures >harriet tubman on $20 bill >trayvon's birthday
Camden Davis
IS HHH PITCHFORK PATRICIAN AGAIN???
Jonathan Stewart
Is that Julie Byrne record good? The review said it's like Phil Elverum and I like that
Evan Lopez
nah just bland girl singer shit. she has a pretty face and a pretty voice but boring songs.
David Taylor
Thanks. I'm always skeptical of p4k buzz bands that I know nothing about. It's usually worth listening to if Fantano likes it too
Dylan Stewart
Why are there so many Stranger Things news articles on p4k? There are plenty of other shows and movies with good soundtracks that never get mentioned by the site, seems a bit STRANGE.
Alexander Turner
(You)
Matthew Lee
twin peaks too
Xavier Rodriguez
b8
Jaxson Lopez
>8:46 am >Thread is still up Which one of you autists keeps bumping?
David Garcia
I really love it but I am fan of her and cozy singer/songwriter folk in general. I completely understand that a lot of people will find it boring. She's a very good writer and is very strong melodically.
Luke Carter
because p4k is sadly just another cross-posting content site
Charles Martin
bc ppl click on the stories
Oliver Hernandez
bernie would've won
Logan Torres
What do you think they will give to new Elbow album
Probably not too high score since Pitchfork doesn't seem to like them very much
David Reed
We're up to six BNMs this year How would you guys rank them?
David Murphy
>being this pathetic
Benjamin Brown
p4k shill = shabbos goy
Luke Morales
occasional reminder: +@ were robbed BEACH HOUSE = AOTY i miss good content guy so much
Ayden Perez
This thread stands with Dr. Luke and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
Christian Barnes
fake and gay
Ayden Anderson
They get a lot of networks/labels/artists/advertisers doing this to them
Christian Nguyen
Charli XCX is a pampered hot little millenial piece of ass and I want to do things to her butthole and vagina that are probably illegal.
Henry Nguyen
When is Pitchfork giving something a 0 again
Ian Thompson
tell me more about this proposition, user...
Brandon Cox
Actually St Anger was terrible, but whoever reviewed laterals is a human tire fire.
Julian Martin
Whenever they feel like they haven't reviewed any new and trendy music in a while they'll slap a well established artist with a 0.0 just to keep that edge sharp. I hope its Kanye.
Justin Peterson
a 0.0 isn't really edgy, it's more of a joke score. has it ever been doled out in earnest?
glimpses of old p4k flashed by in the reviews of those pixies eps from a couple of years back. a 3.X is a merciful bullet to the head; a 1 or 2.0 is utter evisceration
Ryder Jackson
everyone here is gay but me
Lincoln Davis
love /p4k/
Isaiah Wright
dubs and i go to the grocery store
Christopher Nelson
carles.buzz
Isaiah Rogers
i went anyway
Jace Young
what'd you get?
Luis Ross
vegetables and bread products mostly
i did get some trail mix which is pretty kickass
Jordan Bennett
get a life next time
Lucas Cooper
what did he mean by this?
Hudson King
what if after all that bumping, this thread gets archived before tonight's reviews go up. wouldn't that be funny?
Ayden Ramirez
I won't let that happen.
Juan Hill
sage
Jose Turner
did the p4k shill die?
Wyatt Reed
no. we just beat him with our troll bullshit. would you want to spend every night with us?
Gabriel Garcia
I See You > Culture > Process > Nothing Feels Natural > Not Even Happiness
Juan Sanders
literally no white men have been given a bnm this year
inb4 >jamie xx >el-p
white indie is dead.
Benjamin Lopez
Who do you think keeps posting these threads?
Charles Peterson
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN T2 Trainspotting: The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack 7.5 by Stacey Anderson Porcelain Raft 6.7 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni Black Joe Lewis & the Honeybears 6.0 by Elias Leight Matthew Shipp Trio 7.2 by Marc Masters RAMZi 7.6 by Andy Beta
