CUBS VS. DODGERS THREAD

pls be nice edition

CUBS
Fowler CF
Bryant LF
Rizzo 1B
Zobrist 2B
Russell SS
Heyward RF
Baez 3B
Ross C
Lester P

Dodgers
Kendrick LF
Seager SS
Turner 3B
González 1B
Hernández CF
Segedin RF
Grandal C
Culberson 2B
Stewart P

Game starts in 10 mins

Kek at the pic, you'll trigger the dodger fans

wrong file my dude
I meant to post that for next week
pretend like this is the pic

if anyone wants to make a new thread feel free to. I didn't mean to fuck the pic. sorry about that

>tfw Brock Stewart is a hs teammate of mine
>tfw I've litteraly caught for a major league starting pitcher

Haha I like that you used the Giants logo instead of the Dogders, it's like, really funny haha.
Imagine how mad Turner would be if he saw this. I would make him lick my asshole, not that I would like it, haha. I would just do it to humiliate him you know? Ha.
He would be so humiliated by that.

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g-go cusb

Hello estonian

>cusb
>doyers
>thread is dead
wtf I hate Sup Forums now

at least you got good digits

y-you too

>kike

How did he get away with this?

>Vin calling the third inning
I'm cumming buckets

Fuck yes, jd is fucking finally gone. I love you comcast

>Based Vin doing the 3rd inning on CSN

Feels comfy as fuck lads

>take out from sportsnet because of vin
>get CSN stream
>it's vin doing the 3rd inning
Kill me.

Goddamn these 2 mofos are striking everyone out

reeee

they are going to go three up and three down for vin

>7 K's on the 3rd by Brock fucking Steward

Holy shit

>this is our year

>puig on waivers

This FO wants to win, yet they keep Kike on the team. The same Kike that is batting under .200. Fuck off. If it's about attitude, why the fuck did AJ get traded?

You dislike vin?

Jesus Christ why the fuck would they let puig go for nothing

Sort of. I'd rather have a more enthusiasic caller.

Lel the pitchers doing all the work. They throwing AND hitting everything

To do what?

BROCK FUCKING STEWART
What the hell? Is he just having the best game of his life right now?

By the way, he's calling on both CSN and SN this inning?

AJ Ellis was traded because he's been dogshit and Ruiz can still mash lefties, he'll platoon nicely with Grandal.
Puig is clubhouse cancer, at least Kike can play some useful utility glove and add more depth.

Eh, I like his style. It's old school, kinda buttery.

It has to be because of bad attitude. He was hitting well right before he got sent down and he was batting .260 for the season. He's now batting .400 in AAA. Not to mention that his defense is great.

But then, if it's for chemistry, why does AJ get traded? The guy that is best friends with Kershaw and is a veteran leader in the organization?

Puig is on a cheap contract too.

It was just the 3rd inning

>hitting well on the PCL

ayy

And now that he just said that, I'm feeling bad. Guess it's comfy listening to his calls if you are a Dodgers fan.

But were he doing on both channels at the same time? I love when shit like that happens.

this FO is pants on head retarded they keep Reddick because of meme stats and are about do sell puig for pennies on the dollar

still better than reddick would be hitting
I just like having 1 guy call games instead of 3 guys talking over each other

Kike is dogshit at batting. He's a utility player, so what? Kendrick is already doing a job and we have the rookies right now contributing.

Fuck Kike.

Yeah, it's not like he was hitting .260 in the majors. Much better than Kike's .196 average and also with much better defense.

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There's no good rookie depth right now that can contribute in any significant way on the infield other than Seager.

Kike at least is "proven"

Dont bully kike just write Reddick off as a loss and release him

Lel those sesame seeds

Yeah it was pretty neat

>Leila Rahimi will never give you a blowie in a headscarf

make your playoff predictions now

Indians win it all

It's ogre.

Meme magic

>kike

Good job kike

I think Indians v Cusb

Yes 3 Rd mlb start be got shelled by the Brewers and Rockies
He's been solid in the minors all year though

Fuckin memes bro

Who are they talking to right now?

>no runs scored
>talking about dodger dogs
fml2bh

>Reddit

What did he mean by this?

>tfw Juan Gabriel just died

The guy who flew out was named Reddick, so I memed him by calling him Reddit.

>You in charge of knowing memes

Oh I see, well memed

Does it feel like Sully was being condescending to Chicago fans when he twice did the 'We know better than you Vince, you ass' type of thing during the broadcast that was simulcasted during the 3rd inning?

Does he really think we're like New Yorkers?

No it was comfy as fuck

what the fuck NO RUNS SCORED YET FUCK THIS GAME
WHAT IS THIS NOW? SOCCER BITCH? FOR FUCKS SAKE GO ON SOMEONE HOME RUN A BITCH UP GET THIS THING GOING FOR FUCKS SAKE

Pitching has been good today so far. No one has imploded.

>it's a both teams can't hit more than a single hit every inning

>cusb

>cusb

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL!

Aaaaaand the wheels fall off.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHA

>THE CITY OF BAEZ

WTF I LOVE THE DODGERS NOW

YES

>CUSB

WHAT THE FUCK JAVIER
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM
WHY THE SHIT WOULD YOU DO THAT
JESUS CHRIST JAVY
WHAT THE FUCK

how much stupid shit can you do to lose a game, what the fuck is this shit

At best for the cubs they touched it at the exact same time. I swear if they overturn this pure manfredball

BASED FUCKING SEAGER

M V P
V
P

I honestly had no idea what Baez was thinking with that play. What the fuck, man?

Those classy dodger fans behind the ump review

APOLOGIZE

That was a fucking little league mistake holy fuck.

Looked like Zobrist dragged his feet covering the bag, no?

He was in shallow right field, Baez should have just thrown in to first

>Jensen warming up
[palpitations intensify]

oh yeah just saw the replay

just throw to first, Gonzalez is Ortiz-tier running the bases

what a fucking asinine loss

>That
>A strike

Not like Zobrist was expecting him to throw to second because the shift was on. Baez turned on the retard switch for that play.

To be fair those cub fans have been dogging them all game

You're talking about the fat dodger fan and his little minion next to him behind the plate right?

The easy play was at first. This is shit they tell you as a little kid, I have no idea what Baez was thinking there.

that was not a strike rofl

umpball at its finest

I don't know if they're the same, I saw some goon jumping up and down like they won the world series when they called him safe at second.

you will never take your high school sweetheart to a JuanGa concert

;_______;

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not a baseball fan, but tempted to put 20$ on the cubs at 4/1 right now. Any chance cubs can win this?

it cant happen again can it

Yeah the strike zone hasn't been particularly great for either team today

>kenley in the game
yes. do it.

>doyers so obsessed with the 3 time world champs they are posting old giants pics for their own games